#1 Posted by granderojo (1778 posts) -

I was thinking about the idea that Scoops spit balled on the podcast this week. What do you think? If Nintendo were to grab him up would they just put him on the new Metroid game or new IP.

#2 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4328 posts) -

Anya will be beneath the suit?

#3 Posted by ShiftyMagician (2129 posts) -

As samus taverses through the early levels of the game, she notices sections of the level that clearly indicate you'll be running back there later on. She then realises that this will be a recurring theme and respond to her own thoughts thusly...

..."AWW C'MON!!!"

#4 Posted by NapoleonBonaparte (2 posts) -

Too violently in my opinion. Cliff is a nice guy, but he is a bro-wannabe

Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte! L'Empereur de la France et du monde!

#5 Posted by Fredchuckdave (5182 posts) -

@NapoleonBonaparte: How are you Naps, old friend? Austerlitz, Jena, Auerstadt, those were the days! Watch out for Davout, make sure you don't delegate too much power to him, that ugly bastard.

#6 Posted by Fattony12000 (6961 posts) -

Constant finger-raised-to-ear motion.

#7 Posted by granderojo (1778 posts) -

@NapoleonBonaparte said:

Too violently in my opinion. Cliff is a nice guy, but he is a bro-wannabe

Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte! L'Empereur de la France et du monde!

Somehow I find it odd that NapoleonBonaparte is saying that a Cliffy B Nintendo game would be too violent.

#8 Edited by NapoleonBonaparte (2 posts) -

and

I was not violent. My men were. And their reasons were entirely justified. Surrounded by all of the tyrannical monarchies of Old Europe, they smashed victory and conquered Europe! They charged into battle for their emperor and for eternal glory!

Cliff Bleszinski does not stir passion in men's hearts! He only creates violent visual masturbation; to get over his being picked on in high school and being featured in the first issue of Nintendo Power.

#9 Edited by Fredchuckdave (5182 posts) -

Fun fact: Napoleon personally commanded in roughly 200 Battles and lost only 2; Leipzig being substantially more decisive than Waterloo. So, before all the ignorant Russia references begin, at least have some respect for the greatest commander that ever lived.

#10 Posted by CosmicBatman (317 posts) -

Probably a lot like shadow complex.

#11 Posted by granderojo (1778 posts) -

@CosmicBatman said:

Probably a lot like shadow complex.

Shadow Complex Prime?

#12 Posted by Fredchuckdave (5182 posts) -

@CosmicBatman: Plenty of fish in the sea! Hopefully Nolan North returns after his Heart of Darkness experience and yells fuck all the time.

#13 Posted by BeachThunder (11645 posts) -

I would love to see a Jazz Jackrabbit Metroidvania.

#15 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -

Can't be any worse than the horse shit that franchise currently is.

#16 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -

He actually described in a Reddit AMA last month that the first Unreal game was more about exploration of the world they'd made than just tournament shooting. He said that a true successor to the original Unreal games would be, in his mind, an exploration game like Metroid.
 
Oh also he probably oversaw some stuff on Shadow Complex.
 
Sorry for not being funny.

#17 Posted by Abendlaender (2734 posts) -

Bad probably

#18 Edited by granderojo (1778 posts) -

@I_smell said:

He actually described in a Reddit AMA last month that the first Unreal game was more about exploration of the world they'd made than just tournament shooting. He said that a true successor to the original Unreal games would be, in his mind, an exploration game like Metroid. Oh also he probably oversaw some stuff on Shadow Complex. Sorry for not being funny.

No that's fascinating. All the pieces are falling into place.

#19 Posted by Dalai (6980 posts) -

Samus does not give a fuck about chest-high walls.

#20 Posted by Video_Game_King (35835 posts) -

@Dalai said:

Samus does not give a fuck about chest-high walls.

She'll be all over morph-ball-high walls, though.

Online
#21 Posted by egg (1450 posts) -

It will have a teriable control scheme and there will be no way to change it.

It will otherwise be better than any previous Metroid game.

#22 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -

600% more shooting.

#23 Posted by niamahai (1404 posts) -

Samus rolls with stereotypical African American lady constantly going "Ey! Ey! Shoot dat thing!"

I'm sorry.

#24 Posted by innacces14 (735 posts) -

How about when Samus does the spin jump it triggers the audio for the chainsaw from Gear of War and chops enemies to a pulp?

#25 Posted by JasonR86 (9587 posts) -

Samus would start with all of her powers, have some contrived reason for why she loses them again, and would hell ''awww c'mon!!!"

#26 Posted by Hailinel (23685 posts) -

All bro, all the time.

#27 Posted by thedj93 (1237 posts) -

@NapoleonBonaparte said:

Too violently in my opinion. Cliff is a nice guy, but he is a bro-wannabe

Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte! L'Empereur de la France et du monde!

who let you off Elba?

#28 Posted by PillClinton (3290 posts) -

strange arbitrary choice of picture to start the post with...

#29 Posted by Hailinel (23685 posts) -

@thedj93 said:

@NapoleonBonaparte said:

Too violently in my opinion. Cliff is a nice guy, but he is a bro-wannabe

Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte! L'Empereur de la France et du monde!

who let you off Elba?

With the internet, who says he ever left?