I found out about this game not that long ago, just found the official thread, and notice there are 19 pages to read... Almost 3 in the morning here; I'll get some sleep first. Photoshop threads (which is what this looks like) can be fun.
The beard you defeat at the end of the first game (of the quadrilogy (not counting spin-offs, DLC and reboots)) is actually a clone made from Abe's real beard that was kidnapped years ago while Abe was in cryostasis. The follow up game sees you rescuing the original beard from a cult of clone beards who have now taken up residence in a huge Amish community, where they plot the end of humanity.
This song should run during the credits of Lincoln Force:
http://gimmesomebooty.ytmnd.com/
"Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. / He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand. / He said "excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty, / so pull down your pants and gimme some booty!"
So they are going to release this at E3... right? I'm lost. I thought they said it was official. Downloadable on all systems. And they are putting out a new NeoGeo callled NeoerGeoer.
" @BunkerBuster: No, you've got that wrong. The exploits of Abraham Lincoln were the basis for the character Simon Templar. "
That's the type of misdirection a knight would use. I suddenly understand the fact that Abraham Lincoln was a great man and a hero of the people. Furthermore, I would dislike being murdered, and will no longer speak such filthy lies in an open forum.
" Can there be DLC where you play as any of the last 8 presidents? "
Only if it's already on the disc. Let's not forget Washington, Kennedy, FDR, Reagan, John Adams, and Polk would fit; all should have unique dialog trees.
I remeber listening to this on the bombcast. my opinion is if lincon goes back in time its would mess everything up and jack up the time lime and somehow something wouldn't exist. what if porn was never invented casue lincon stoped it (becasue abe can stop anything), in what world would we live in.
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