Looking for Episode: Gabe Newell "You give me that fat pipe"

During a discussion about Xbox Live/PSN's slow download speeds, this exchange occurs:

Jeff: You know who's got good internet?

Brad: I bet I know.

Jeff: Gabe Newell. He told them he would stab a motherfucker unless Steam had the best internet.

Brad: Gabe took his knives to them and said "you give me that fat pipe"

Anyone know which episode this was? It was probably in the first six months of 2015.

How has no one replied to this with an answer? I also need this in my life.