Michael Bay's Transformers Catastrophe

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#51  Edited By penguindust

Very funny stuff. Love the Patrick comments (with graphics) toward the end.

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#52  Edited By Getz

This one is so much better than the last one. Gold star.

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#53  Edited By CottoneUD

These are really good -- keep up the good work!

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#54  Edited By Meowshi

@Swoxx said:

@Meowshi: They're both totally nonsensical stories, is what I meant, fuckbag.

Well, I can only speak for the two Rambo movies I've seen - First Blood and IV, but I wouldn't describe any of them as "nonsensical" or "mindless action". Especially in terms of First Blood. That what a movie with competent acting, political undertones, visceral action, and real emotion. Comparing a well-crafted, story-driven film like it to the Transformers movies is simply gross.

To be fair though, I've heard the Rambo movies between the two I've seen are not nearly as good.

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#55  Edited By swoxx

@Meowshi said:

@Swoxx said:

@Meowshi: They're both totally nonsensical stories, is what I meant, fuckbag.

Well, I can only speak for the two Rambo movies I've seen - First Blood and IV, but I wouldn't describe any of them as "nonsensical" or "mindless action". Especially in terms of First Blood. That what a movie with competent acting, political undertones, visceral action, and real emotion. Comparing a well-crafted, story-driven film like it to the Transformers movies is simply gross.

To be fair though, I've heard the Rambo movies between the two I've seen are not nearly as good.

I disagree. Greatly.

But that's movies for ya, I guess.

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#56  Edited By Silver-Streak

Alright Steve. These are pretty awesome.

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#57  Edited By jkuc316

@ExplodingTuba said:

Ryan: "... and Brad Shoemaker is here."

Brad: "OH HEY!"

Best part of that whole thing!

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#58  Edited By Undeadpool

Excellent use of the photobomb pic.

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#59  Edited By Slaker117
@StarvingGamer said:

@Swoxx said:

I enjoyed the Transformers movies.

There, I said it.

I wish you could like posts on these forums so I could like your post.

But I like your post, and the Transformers movies.

Even if all of their criticisms are 100% accurate.

I haven't seen 3 and don't remember anything about 1 besides not caring, but I actually enjoyed 2. Not in the sense that it was good, or in the ironic "so bad it's good" way, I really liked that it just didn't give a fuck. It was as dumb as it possibly could be and didn't apologize for that at all. Sure, why not throw a bad college comedy into your movie about robots punching each other? Why wouldn't there be a robot heaven? And on top of that, shit transforms and blows up real good.
 
It's hard not to sound like I enjoyed it in a snaky ironic way, but I legitimately had fun watching it in the same way I legitimatley have fun playing an over-the-top video game. I can understand why people think of it as the worst thing ever, and a lot of the time they're right, but I just don't care.
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#60  Edited By meteora

This is way too good lol. Epic job.

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#61  Edited By FunExplosions

So good. Hurry up and post the next Fear Gauntlet. p.s. the ending to Vampire is fucking terrible.

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#62  Edited By RafaelMei

Ryan's got that "De Niro" face

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#63  Edited By s-a-n-JR

These are excellent.

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#64  Edited By ProfessorEss

As catastrophic as those movies are I actually liked the third one more than the first. 
 
I never saw the second. Which, by the way, is kinda one of the worst things you can say about your interest in a "trilogy". 

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#65  Edited By phrosnite

I don't know why people say 2 is worse. At least it was entertaining. 3 is just atrocious. Super boring movie. Bad, bad, bad. I'm definitely not watching the next transformers movie.

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#66  Edited By orderseeker

This was hilarious!

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#67  Edited By G0rd0nFr33m4n

Just saw this, F'ing love it !