Ryan's scathing yelp review of Fuji Mongolian Barbeque - Bombcast

#51 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1260 posts) - 3 months, 29 days ago

@aquamarin: 'Mongolian Barbecue' really does sound like the third course will be sacking a small village or something.

I was eating at the Khublah Khan in Glasgow recently and it occurred to me that it's pretty much named and predicated on one of history's most prolific rapists/murderers, but it's long enough ago that it's just novelty at this point. Will there eventually be an all you can eat named after Hitler? The ReichGrill, get the Himmler bowl - it will sate your hunger for 1000 years!

Regardless it's still pretty tasty, wouldn't have it regularly though.

#52 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (1047 posts) - 3 months, 28 days ago

Ryan Davis review is the sole reason that restaurant will go belly up if it hasn't done so already.

#53 Posted by TooWalrus (11831 posts) - 3 months, 28 days ago

Wow, Ryan should review things for a living, that dude can make a compelling case.

#54 Posted by TheFreepie (83 posts) - 3 months, 28 days ago

Love how he confessed to being a total hypocrite after remembering this review

#55 Edited by Vonocourt (1997 posts) - 3 months, 28 days ago

First time hearing about this website...and I think I'm falling down a Yelp hole. These people, jesus.

#56 Posted by CornBREDX (3421 posts) - 3 months, 23 days ago

This totally read like something Ryan would say. He totally puts them on notice! haha that's so Ryan (I'm going to hell)

I come to this site too much.

#57 Posted by GnsDemon (90 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

This is the best. And Actully a decent review. Its not too snarky or anything. Thanks Ryan.

#58 Posted by squiDc00kiE (141 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

@Kerned said:

It was impossible to not hear Ryan's voice in my head when reading this.

Exactly. I really hope he said the words out loud through grit teeth as he wrote this. Yelp should just adopt video reviews. Those would be MUCH more entertaining.

#59 Posted by GERALTITUDE (1060 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

Wow it's amazing just how much this reads like he speaks.

#60 Posted by Dalai (6212 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

So Fuji Mongolian Barbecue got the same score as Resident Evil 6. Sounds about right.

#61 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4525 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

Paste this into http://translate.google.com/ and click listen, so much comedy.

#62 Posted by Fattony12000 (4379 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago

U rappin'

FUNNY!