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#1 Edited by nivi (109 posts) -

I think Ryan's been screening the ndx@bxr.me emails, so I have to make this public.


oh jeff
you've been looking kinda like you're feeling pretty down
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't hide it all from us forever by being a clown

i've seen your jelous eyes
and i've made an educated guess

yes, you may think that your longing sideways glances have always been off-camera
you may not have even noticed how long you spend completely enraptured by the subject of your affection
but i have
and i noticed how you changed when your love was stolen from your fingertips

oh jeff
you've been trying hard to take it all in your stride
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't bury it forever deep inside

he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan

now, i know you may be worried about ryan hearing this, but you can rest easy
you know as well as i do that ryan hates the beauty that you have created here, so we can talk freely

oh jeff
you have to fight for what is yours and they denounce
and jeff
oh jeff
all you need's a little opportunity to pounce

when he gets the mail
grab your knife
and stab him in the neck

i want you to know that i mean this, jeff
you guys have been like creepy uncles to me, telling me about jokes and culture from before i was born that rightfully i shouldn't know about
and i love you for it
and it sucks, but if one of you has to die for the rest of you to be happy, that's just something that has to be

because jeff
oh jeff
if there's a lesson i can say i've learnt from you it's this
oh jeff
fuck the man
you can make it on your own

he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan...

ed: fixed link

ed: here's an instrumental version

ed: part two; part three

#2 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

Did you sing/make that?


Cause its awesome!

#3 Posted by nivi (109 posts) -

It came from the heart.

#4 Posted by Dylabaloo (1549 posts) -
Great job!! Really funny! What did you use to make it?
#5 Posted by DeeGee (2098 posts) -

Great job man, can you post the lyrics in a spoiler tab or something? : D

#6 Edited by KarlPilkington (2656 posts) -

Really really good.

This is actually amazing.

#7 Posted by ptys (1753 posts) -

Haha, I love how poetically insane you are, very fitting for the "train that stops for no-one!" Good stuff.

#8 Posted by Vitor (2789 posts) -
@nivi said:
" I think Ryan's been screening the ndx@bxr.me emails, so I have to make this public. "
Pretty awesome. Really impressive work all around.

The constant reiterating of his name makes me feel a little awkward though... I wonder what it'd be like for him.
#9 Posted by Zero_ (1970 posts) -

Love the chiptune at the end!

#10 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -

i am weirded out and astounded at the same time, awesome job.

#11 Posted by Management (596 posts) -

Duder, you are insane.

#12 Edited by Sayishere (1838 posts) -

Oh wow

edit. this song is really good, :D
#13 Posted by EuanDewar (4514 posts) -

I like the almost Pulp-esque spoken word breakdown's, great stuff man.

Oh and fuck ryan.

#14 Posted by Sanj (2235 posts) -

Haha, wow this is impressive. Btw, I think this thread may be overlooked because it's in the bombcast board and so it doesn't appear in the "newest topics" section. Well, that's the case for me anyway. 

#15 Posted by TheBlindChessman (241 posts) -

This song is a piece of art.

#16 Posted by KarlPilkington (2656 posts) -

Ryan has seen this, beware.

#17 Posted by roofy (1005 posts) -

this is amazing

#18 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9770 posts) -


And with the announcement of the first piece of 3DSWare, there's plenty of fuel to keep the train a-rollin'! 
#19 Posted by stalefishies (324 posts) -

Wow, when I opened the file, I just expected something dumb but funny in the usual fan-made appreciative but kind of lazy style.

But that was fantastic.

#20 Posted by lordbazuco (378 posts) -

lolololol. I kinda hope jeff reads this on the next NDX

#21 Posted by Jolt92 (1529 posts) -

This is fucking great. 

#22 Posted by S0ndor (2715 posts) -

Oh snap.

#23 Posted by ChrisTaran (1488 posts) -

Wow, that was amazing.
Incredibly well produced!
Bravo, sir!

#24 Edited by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

That came from the soul. I could feel it.

#25 Posted by nivi (109 posts) -
@Chabbs0:  I think maybe he already had. I am worried that he's going to do something pre-emptive and aggressive, so I wanted to get this out there.
#26 Posted by breaking3po (152 posts) -


#27 Posted by Oddface (85 posts) -

Weird, awkward, creepy, but also amazing. Well done!

#28 Posted by Jadeskye (4359 posts) -

You should PM/Email this to them. Pretty effing good.

#29 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6077 posts) -

This song has to be the subject of the next bombcast!

Fuckin pure awesomeness,kind of scary though.

#30 Posted by Scribbly (404 posts) -

This is quality. Ryan needs to get out the way of the train or get run over!

#31 Posted by nivi (109 posts) -
@jadeskye:  I have reason to believe that Ryan is screening the NDX emails.
#32 Posted by Zzzleepy (162 posts) -

This is... awesome, but I want Ryan to live!

#33 Posted by Swoxx (2980 posts) -

This was great!

#34 Posted by Whiskeyjack (109 posts) -

Very awesome. I fear for Ryan's life.

#35 Posted by ManiacMaysin (360 posts) -

Well done, sir.

#36 Posted by JTHomeslice (238 posts) -

Holy shit that was great.

#37 Posted by JJWeatherman (14485 posts) -

There's nothing more to say than: El-oh-el.

Christ I love this community.
#38 Posted by PaulRevere (206 posts) -

This is fucking fantastic. My hat's off to you.

#39 Posted by gbrading (1925 posts) -

Gotta say, that was really good. Hats off to you Sir!

#40 Posted by rjayb89 (7713 posts) -

Aren't you the same guy who made thatt Deadly Premonition song? If so, you gotta pimp that, too. If not, this is pretty creepy/sexy, but mostly sexy.

#41 Posted by Sir_Lizardman (120 posts) -

Really good job.  But if I was Jeff I would be a little creep out and a little afraid.  Now if I was Ryan, I would be hiding with a shotgun beside me.

#42 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -

haha that was awesome. it's definitely up there with your DP life is beautiful remix if not better. great stuff

#43 Posted by ZagZagovich (737 posts) -

awwww. Beautiful.

#44 Edited by nivi (109 posts) -
#45 Posted by nickux (1378 posts) -

The creativity and talent abound in the Giant Bomb community continues to amaze. Nice job!

#46 Posted by DonutFever (3515 posts) -

I've been walking around whispering to myself "You have to kill Ryan..." since hearing this. That's not healthy, is it?

#47 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1760 posts) -

Duder, this is some awesome stuff.

#48 Posted by eloj (483 posts) -

I. must. kill. ryan.

#49 Posted by Mistzero (288 posts) -

just wowed and disturbed at the same time

#50 Posted by Sjupp (1901 posts) -