To Jeff, regarding the NDX and your colleagues

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#1 Edited by nivi (105 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

I think Ryan's been screening the ndx@bxr.me emails, so I have to make this public.

http://media.musicfortheblind.co.uk/music/ndx.mp3

jeff
oh jeff
you've been looking kinda like you're feeling pretty down
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't hide it all from us forever by being a clown

i've seen your jelous eyes
and i've made an educated guess

//
yes, you may think that your longing sideways glances have always been off-camera
you may not have even noticed how long you spend completely enraptured by the subject of your affection
but i have
and i noticed how you changed when your love was stolen from your fingertips
//

jeff
oh jeff
you've been trying hard to take it all in your stride
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't bury it forever deep inside

he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan

//
now, i know you may be worried about ryan hearing this, but you can rest easy
you know as well as i do that ryan hates the beauty that you have created here, so we can talk freely
//

jeff
oh jeff
you have to fight for what is yours and they denounce
and jeff
oh jeff
all you need's a little opportunity to pounce

when he gets the mail
grab your knife
and stab him in the neck

//
i want you to know that i mean this, jeff
you guys have been like creepy uncles to me, telling me about jokes and culture from before i was born that rightfully i shouldn't know about
and i love you for it
and it sucks, but if one of you has to die for the rest of you to be happy, that's just something that has to be
//

because jeff
oh jeff
if there's a lesson i can say i've learnt from you it's this
jeff
oh jeff
fuck the man
you can make it on your own

he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan...

ed: fixed link

ed: here's an instrumental version

ed: part two; part three

#2 Posted by Hizang (8536 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago


Did you sing/make that?

 

Cause its awesome!

#3 Posted by nivi (105 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

It came from the heart.

#4 Posted by Dylabaloo (1493 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago
@nivi:
Great job!! Really funny! What did you use to make it?
#5 Posted by DeeGee (1945 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Great job man, can you post the lyrics in a spoiler tab or something? : D

#6 Edited by KarlPilkington (2546 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Really really good.

This is actually amazing.

#7 Posted by ptys (1439 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Haha, I love how poetically insane you are, very fitting for the "train that stops for no-one!" Good stuff.

#8 Posted by Vitor (2660 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago
@nivi said:
" I think Ryan's been screening the ndx@bxr.me emails, so I have to make this public. "
Pretty awesome. Really impressive work all around.

The constant reiterating of his name makes me feel a little awkward though... I wonder what it'd be like for him.
#9 Posted by Zero_ (1610 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Love the chiptune at the end!

#10 Posted by NakAttack (1234 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

i am weirded out and astounded at the same time, awesome job.

#11 Posted by Management (591 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Duder, you are insane.

#12 Edited by Sayishere (1823 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Oh wow


edit. this song is really good, :D
#13 Posted by EuanDewar (4014 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

I like the almost Pulp-esque spoken word breakdown's, great stuff man.

Oh and fuck ryan.

#14 Posted by Sanj (1974 posts) - 2 years, 25 days ago

Haha, wow this is impressive. Btw, I think this thread may be overlooked because it's in the bombcast board and so it doesn't appear in the "newest topics" section. Well, that's the case for me anyway. 

#15 Posted by TheBlindChessman (241 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This song is a piece of art.

#16 Posted by KarlPilkington (2546 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Ryan has seen this, beware.

#17 Posted by roofy (1005 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

this is amazing

#18 Posted by MooseyMcMan (8549 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

THE TRAIN WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!


And with the announcement of the first piece of 3DSWare, there's plenty of fuel to keep the train a-rollin'! 
#19 Posted by stalefishies (257 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Wow, when I opened the file, I just expected something dumb but funny in the usual fan-made appreciative but kind of lazy style.

But that was fantastic.

#20 Posted by lordbazuco (378 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

lolololol. I kinda hope jeff reads this on the next NDX


#21 Posted by Jolt92 (1478 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This is fucking great. 

#22 Posted by S0ndor (2708 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Oh snap.

#23 Posted by ChrisTaran (1263 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Wow, that was amazing.
Incredibly well produced!
Bravo, sir!

#24 Edited by Underachiever007 (2460 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

That came from the soul. I could feel it.

#25 Posted by nivi (105 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago
@Chabbs0:  I think maybe he already had. I am worried that he's going to do something pre-emptive and aggressive, so I wanted to get this out there.
#26 Posted by breaking3po (151 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

#27 Posted by Oddface (85 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Weird, awkward, creepy, but also amazing. Well done!

#28 Posted by Jadeskye (4323 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

You should PM/Email this to them. Pretty effing good.

#29 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5877 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This song has to be the subject of the next bombcast!

Fuckin pure awesomeness,kind of scary though.

#30 Posted by Scribbly (402 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This is quality. Ryan needs to get out the way of the train or get run over!

#31 Posted by nivi (105 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago
@jadeskye:  I have reason to believe that Ryan is screening the NDX emails.
#32 Posted by Zzzleepy (160 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This is... awesome, but I want Ryan to live!

#33 Posted by Swoxx (2903 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This was great!

#34 Posted by Whiskeyjack (101 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Very awesome. I fear for Ryan's life.

#35 Posted by ManiacMaysin (334 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Well done, sir.

#36 Posted by JTHomeslice (232 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Holy shit that was great.

#37 Posted by JJWeatherman (13865 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

There's nothing more to say than: El-oh-el.


Christ I love this community.
Online
#38 Posted by nosiwohL (206 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

This is fucking fantastic. My hat's off to you.

#39 Posted by gbrading (1555 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Gotta say, that was really good. Hats off to you Sir!

#40 Posted by rjayb89 (7553 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Aren't you the same guy who made thatt Deadly Premonition song? If so, you gotta pimp that, too. If not, this is pretty creepy/sexy, but mostly sexy.

#41 Posted by Sir_Lizardman (118 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Really good job.  But if I was Jeff I would be a little creep out and a little afraid.  Now if I was Ryan, I would be hiding with a shotgun beside me.

#42 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1005 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

haha that was awesome. it's definitely up there with your DP life is beautiful remix if not better. great stuff

#43 Posted by ZagZagovich (689 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

awwww. Beautiful.

#44 Edited by nivi (105 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago
#45 Posted by nickux (1344 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

The creativity and talent abound in the Giant Bomb community continues to amaze. Nice job!

#46 Posted by DonutFever (3005 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

I've been walking around whispering to myself "You have to kill Ryan..." since hearing this. That's not healthy, is it?

#47 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1726 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

Duder, this is some awesome stuff.

#48 Posted by eloj (426 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

I. must. kill. ryan.

#49 Posted by Mistzero (265 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

just wowed and disturbed at the same time

#50 Posted by Sjupp (1882 posts) - 2 years, 24 days ago

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU MAN

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