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#1 Posted by Spencer (252 posts) -

It's pretty clear that Brad is the only reason we have breaks on the Giant Bombcast, and I am worried for his health.  Clearly he cannot handle long Bombcasting, and it's because he has one of the following problems:

a) Has bladder issues
b) Can't handle awesome in periods of over one hour at a time because of some traumatic fun-related childhood experience

Leave your support messages for Brad below.

Oh, and if it turns out Brad needs breaks because he just doesn't use the bathroom before Bombcasting, what the hell.  Use the damn bathroom before podcasting.  I mean, the break music is pretty great but you need to podcast responsibly.

#2 Posted by Oni (2098 posts) -

Brad, there are people who love you, on this very site. Check yourself before you wreck yourself!

#3 Posted by MattyFTM (14384 posts) -

I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break.

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#4 Posted by bwooduhs (1617 posts) -

If its necessary he could keep a bottle under the table maybe?

#5 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."

Only Chuck Norris could withstand soundwaves of such an awesome magnitude for extended periods of time.
#6 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1735 posts) -

It's because he has to trim his burns every hour, or he'll lose his coolness. It's fact!

#7 Posted by Jayge_ (10221 posts) -

Other people call breaks too... ?

#8 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

Get well soon Brad, we're praying for you.

Everybody let's get together and maybe we can help poor Bradley.

#9 Posted by Bucketdeth (8012 posts) -

Guys, he has to give his Barry White voice a break.

#10 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"Guys, he has to give his Barry White voice a break."

Quite the oposite, he actualy does covers of Barry White tracks and his voice is only ready after about 45 mins of podcasting.
#11 Posted by Jensonb (1750 posts) -

-Hugs Brad-

I won't judge you Brad! Why ever it is that you must leave the Bombcast partway through, I'm sure it's important

-Hugs Brad again-

#12 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

He has ants in his pants.

#13 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6992 posts) -

Brad must be freaked by this topic.

#14 Posted by Dipstick (546 posts) -
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"Brad must be freaked by this topic."
Pfft,we all know that Brad doesn't even use this site.....silly :P
#15 Posted by Dalai (7029 posts) -
VilhelmNielsen said:
"It's because he has to trim his burns every hour, or he'll lose his coolness. It's fact!"
Well that and they grow so fast they could suffocate him if not properly trimmed.
#16 Edited by sionweeks (649 posts) -

I think it's great that he takes breaks!  We all get to listen to the break music more, which is always awesome!!  Besides, taking breaks is good for you.  Just like gaming, you should always take breaks...  But don't leave the Wii Remote on the table and jump out of the nearest window like it tells you to do in Wii Sports -_-

#17 Edited by jakob187 (21670 posts) -

Maybe he's fecalating in his pants from dropping F-bombs as well.

You know, it's an epidemic.
#18 Posted by LiquidPrince (15947 posts) -
MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."
 That sounds more reasonable.
#19 Posted by MKHavoc (1307 posts) -

I really think they should standardize the break so I can hear that music every week.

#20 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
#21 Posted by UnlivedPhalanx (475 posts) -

I think if it's a bladder issue, Jeff makes someone install a catheter in him.

In other news - I love you Brad.

#22 Posted by GiantGUS (399 posts) -

I was impressed that Brad's coke addiction hadn't hampered his carreer until now.

#23 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3159 posts) -

brad is the man , stop bashing him

#24 Posted by JonDavis (612 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."

Only Chuck Norris could withstand soundwaves of such an awesome magnitude for extended periods of time."
Shut face, shut!
#25 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
JonDavis said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."

Only Chuck Norris could withstand soundwaves of such an awesome magnitude for extended periods of time."
Shut face, shut!"
Someone doesn't like it when truth is spoken!  =  O
#26 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -

We are all behind you Brad. We have to pull through!!

#27 Edited by JonDavis (612 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"JonDavis said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."

Only Chuck Norris could withstand soundwaves of such an awesome magnitude for extended periods of time."
Shut face, shut!"
Someone doesn't like it when truth is spoken!  =  O"
Blank quoted post!
#28 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -

Hehe this thread has provided some good lulz.

But its probably just to get up, stretch and relax a bit.
I bet everyone on the bombcast wants that.

#29 Posted by stucket (238 posts) -

Yea brad has ants in his pants

#30 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -
stucket said:

Yea brad has ants in his pants

Lucky ants!
#31 Posted by Xymox (2088 posts) -

Brad... Bradley... Bradford...

#32 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

this thread reminds me of an episode of house where house makes a diagnoses based on the patterns of the Tv show, or in this case the podcast.....

#33 Edited by Death_Burnout (3797 posts) -

Well i wouldn't have it any other way, otherwise no excuse for the break music, plus im sure its the mic, it can't take all that awesome pressure.

I wouldnt be surprised if that music just suddenly emmits from Brad while he's on his way to the toilet, slowly skipping along, with a smile on his face!

...Yeah.

#34 Posted by LtColJaxson (1137 posts) -

Brad takes breaks in order to give my subwoofer a rest.

#35 Posted by Artemis_D (817 posts) -

I'm sorry but I have to bring this up... did I just see a username "Roger Klotz"?  That's instant win, right there.

Anyway, Brad, we're here for you buddy.  Is there something you need to share with us?  Something we need to talk about?  I'm here if you need a shoulder to lean on.  We can talk about Carolina barbacue and Cheerwine...

#36 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -

Hopefully, Brad behaves himself on the Bombcast tonight.

#37 Posted by Brad (3009 posts) -

I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings.

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#38 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
You dont have to lie to us buddy!!! We are here for you!! Lay it all out!
#39 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"MattyFTM said:
"I actually think it's that the microphone can't handle the awesomeness of his voice so he has to give it a break."

Only Chuck Norris could withstand soundwaves of such an awesome magnitude for extended periods of time."
Well, him and GiantBombers.
#40 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
Don't run away from your feelings!!
#41 Posted by Kazona (3066 posts) -

Three cheers for Brad! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

#42 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
Start goin' with Tall instead of Venti, mang.  =  P  ...and lay off the F-bombs...  = P  = P
#43 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

lol this is a weird thread. 

#44 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
HE HAS SPOKEN!!! HE HAS BROUGHT SPEECH TO MAN KIND!!!
#45 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

Post more Brad, I like reading your posts then imagining your bassy voice speaking them in my ear.

Eh...

#46 Posted by lamegame621 (975 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
There you go brad. We've passed denial and are on to acceptance...:)
#47 Posted by elko84 (1068 posts) -
sionweeks said:
"I think it's great that he takes breaks!  We all get to listen to the break music more, which is always awesome!!  Besides, taking breaks is good for you.  Just like gaming, you should always take breaks...  But don't leave the Wii Remote on the table and jump out of the nearest window like it tells you to do in Wii Sports -_-"
Haha I always make fun of that when I see it!
#48 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -
Brad said:
"I love you all too. And I drink too much coffee in the mornings."
What do you call the 'Ooh 6' Brad? Trail Mix.
#49 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -
TwoOneFive said:
"lol this is a weird thread. "
If caring for the health and well being of another person is weird, then you are a sick, sick, horrible man. And it's Brad for god's sake!
#50 Posted by tehkingofjokers (71 posts) -

I've got some knowlage on this topic...

In GiantBomb's last venture to Japan Brad caught a strange case of Dissidia after eatting a bowl of ramen.