Which Bomb Squad member would you pick...

To be your fun uncle? 
 
Brad is easily my pick, so we can party at Bojangles. And he can read me bedtime stories.

Ryan would be my crazy, loud-mouthed. sort-of-racist uncle that everybody has.
 
 
*I am not saying Ryan is racist.  Just that his crazy persona would easier fit that mold than any of the other guys.

Vinny! I want some V-Pain concerts at mah house!   :P

Jeff would be the weird uncle no one talks about till you're "old enough".

Vinny!  He has the most subtle sense of humor out of all of them, and my family is everything but subtle.

Brad, because if he molested me it would be O.K! 
 
 
Errr...what the fuck?

We're the creepiest community ever. Also, the right answer is Drew. I'd hope his hair was part of my family genes and I inherited it.

What the fuck kind of question is that?  Vinny, of course.

Vinny, easily.
Brad would be a close second.
 
Also, why isn't this a poll? Statistics are awesome, people!

Uncle Vin Vin

Vinny seems the most jovial so he would be my pick!

V-pain

Brad or Vinny. more toward brad 

Frisco Vinny.

Ryan!

Do you mean the crazy uncle who gets drunk at your wedding proceeds to hit on 15 year old girls? 

Vinny, no question! Never not laughing

I would have to choose Vinny! He would be a really cool uncle!

I'm going Dave and I don't care if you say he isn't officially Bomb Squad.

Jeff or Vinny.

So hard to pick one!!
 
Brad would be the knowledgable uncle who talks to you about philosophy and books and takes you to the movies. 
 
Jeff would be the "bad influence" uncle, the one your mom doesn't want you hanging around with him but you want to. 
 
Ryan would be the asshole uncle who pinches your cheeks when your a kid and gets drunk at your wedding. 
 
Vinny would be the protective uncle who teaches you about the family's heritage-and racism.       
  
Drew would be fun and young uncle who is practically like a cousin.
  
And Dave would be the broke uncle who borrows video-games from you!   
 
 

" Vinny, easily. Brad would be a close second.  Also, why isn't this a poll? Statistics are awesome, people! "

Ryan. 
 
@Snail said:

" Statistics are awesome, people! "   

• Three for Brad 
• Thirteen for Vinny 
• Two for Jeff 
• Three for Ryan
• One for Drew 
• One for Dave 
• Two without an answer 

Jeff seems like hes done some crazy stuff in his life, so i would choose jeff.

Vinny, fer sure. His mind works in such kooky ways, and he's always so upbeat. Chuck in some infrequent-but-effective swearing, and you've got yerself an uncle to be proud of.

Jeff. We'd go drinking and get into some shit.
 "Alright Izzy, now this is a prostitute. Do you remember the golden rule?" 
"Never pay up front." 
"That's right! Go get 'em tiger."

dave, because i needed an uncle that thrusts pc rpg's on me when i was 3.

Hm... I'd have to say Jeff or Vinny. But any of them would be awesome.

David.  
The RPG fantasy-lover Uncle

"....to sleep with" is much more interesting.

Vinny. I dunno why but he just gives off that "uncle" vibe. :P

Vincenzo.
 
And his son, Sephiroth Goku Caravella.

I refuse to answer this question 
 
*mumbles "vinny" under his breath* 
 
*Ehem* I'll just be on my way.

My uncles are awesome already, but out of the choices. I'd say Dave. Vinny and Brad are also good choices.

Vinny or Dave

Vinny, any day.

Dave but vinny is a close second

Vinny or Brad.   I think Jeff and Ryan are better suited for the role of friends I would like to get shitfaced with.  Vinny and Brad would be better suited for those slightly buzzed family dinner conversations about worldlier things.  And Brad in particular, because as a Georgia native I fucking love Bojangles.

If we're just talking about the main 4, then it's Vinny. If we're talking about everyone, then Dave wins easily.

Jeff. He's the wackiest!

This thread definitely crosses over the line to the uncomfortable zone.

id have to go with Dave. We'd be drinkin buddies hahaha

" What the fuck kind of question is that?  Vinny, of course. "

Can't my family just be made up of all of them?
 
Jeff would be my first pick, then brad, then vinny and finally ryan.  not to slight ryan, just most of my family is already just like him