See first I assumed Vinny because I hear those Italians like the garlic. Then my mind went to Ryan or Jeff since they are bigger men. Even Patrick was a possibility since he might eat some weird nutritious supplement that gives him his boyish figure yet leaves his breath foul. Finally it struck me that I bet Brad has like a dead tooth or some sort of internal problem that makes his breath smell like death incarnate.
This thread is weird, and you should not be proud of it.
We all have are foibles and mine is speculating who has the worst breath of various groupings. It is a real medical condition and I have sought professional help. I was institutionalized for a brief period in the late 90's from having a mental breakdown from trying to figure out who of the Super Friends had the worst breath. I contend that it was either Gleek the Wonder Twins space monkey or Aqua Man. The Flash is a dark horse candidate since my research into breath being affected by a super high metabolism rate was inconclusive at best.
Jeff. I don't remember him ever mentioning that he has a significant other whereas the other guys do. Most women aren't going to let you get away with having nasty ass breath.
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