Would You Enturst Your Life To Brad Shoemaker?

Sure. He's from the Internet, and I trust everyone from the Internet.

I would if he offered something for collateral.

I would fucking do it.

Fuck ya...even if he didn't protect me I bet his sultry accent would somehow get me laid/make me look cool by proxy

I trust Brad Shoemaker with my heart, forever be Brad'ing <3

probably. I believe he would get over his sleepiness to save another person from death.

It only took him 500 tries but GODDAMN IT HE RESCUED THAT HOSTAGE IN MILE HIGH. #TeamBrad

What kind of scenario are we talking about? It's not like the guy has any special life saving skills I'm aware of - I wouldn't let him perform open heart surgery on me or act as my body guard in Sand Pedro Sula, for instance. If he has any hidden skills - like CPR or the Heimlicher, or maybe he's an excellent swimmer, then sure. Not like I would have any choice in those instances.

If we're more fanciful then no, I wouldn't trust my life to him in a Zombie Apocalypse or alien invasion, but that's nothing personal, there's a short list of people I'd trust then. I don't think he's a good enough hacker so I wouldn't trust him with blowing up the alien mother ship or stopping Skynet from initiating Doomsday. I don't think he's a good enough pilot to destroy the Death Star. I don't think he's a good enough tactician to stop the Borg. I don't think he's a good enough diplomat to stop the Persians but then again neither was Agamemnon, but I don't think Brad has the abdominal muscles to stop them in a war either. If he's good enough at Battleship I could trust him at stopping whatever the aliens in "Battleship" were called.

Hmm... I don't think he's enough of a leader to stop the Reapers. But I guess he could replace the protagonist in Reaper? Maybe he could stop the Covenant or the Combine but I need to see him in Spartan armor or a HEV Suit first, and I need to know how he handles a crowbar, and I'm really uncertain about whether he can stay silent for long enough. He's not a god so don't trust him with killing Zeus - but in that case it would be a plus, because the collateral I could end up in would be far smaller. So i trust him more than I trust Kratos.

I would definitely trust him at stopping the Zerg and the Protoss provided he get's to be a godlike, invisible commanding entity. But I would never, ever trust him with saving my life if my aircraft was hijacked by terrorists. There's just no freaking way.

Most definitely not. Dude would save his own ass before mine. Look at any of the team games he's played on here like the lantern runs for instance. Nothing but selfish.

Yes. #TEAMBRAD

OFCOURSE NOT............BUT MAYBE I would just so that he might add me to his steam friends list. #ohmygod

#TEAMBRAD. We know who to trust.

"Ok Brad. The explosions have seemed to stop and the droves of apocalyptic gangs aren't patrolling our area anymore. We've only got 2 snickers bars and a warm can of red bull left. Should we stay put or take our chances and try to find supplies somewhere else? ... Brad? Brad?! Hello? ...God dammit, he's asleep again."

I might trust him with my wallet.

But not my life.

@trilogy said:

And he fell asleep from eating a sandwich that he was hiding from you.

Who brought this back and why?

Also, yes, of course.

I assume he works for this site and no.

I assume he works for this site and no.

Of course. I mean, look how caring he is for himself.

Enturst?

I've been doing it since I was born, and I'm still alive, aren't I?

Brad works in mysterious ways.

Hold me Brad.