Nice, really wanna try the game though=/
Edit: What the hell was I trying to say there?!
Too bad, I was looking forward to this is more like it!
Nice, really wanna try the game though=/
Edit: What the hell was I trying to say there?!
Too bad, I was looking forward to this is more like it!
I had a feeling alex would review this. He seems to get the short end of the stick
What did you do Alex? seems more like punishment than a game. Better you than me !
In my opinion, it's not this bad, it's not that great either but I find it to be an alright game, certainly worthy of a shot if there is nothing else coming out for a while. Sure it can be very frustrating indeed, but some of the action stuff is neat.
Well.. Now I'm sad
If Alex doesn't like it I wont either 'cus we tend to agree on these things. Now I am disappoint =(
I'll get it when the price drops, I still really want to play it but I'll hold off for now.
Not to be 'that guy', but a two star game should have some sort of redeeming factor, somewhere. If ya can't recommend anything about the game at all, it's one star. Not like it's a big deal either way, the general consensus on this game is all around poor.
Wait wait wait...this game isn't Japanese?
It's made by Rebellion?
I feel like I've been lied to.
Awwww.. I actually had really high hopes for this one.
At least the Megadeth song is alright.
Because reviewing an MMO, a young one to boot, seems pointless?why is a game like this getting a review but not SW:ToR?
Oh Konami, what are you doing? This went from Neverdead to Nevergonnaplaythisshitagain.
This kind of explains the "lack of charm".Wait wait wait...this game isn't Japanese?
It's made by Rebellion?
I feel like I've been lied to.
Pity that Alex spends so much time trying to come up with creative ways to insult the game rather than go into a useful level of detail over why he didn't like it.
@kerikxi: I considered that, but stacking it up against games like Blackwater, Velvet Assassin, and everything else that's gotten a one star review around here, I couldn't quite bring myself to do it. I dislike this game rather vehemently, but I can't call it the kind of soul-sucking clusterfuck that those other games most certainly are. It's a bad game with few redeeming qualities, but it's not a thermonuclear disaster, either.
@Deusoma: Oh, I don't know, I'd say my descriptions of what's wrong with the gameplay and storyline are pretty detailed.
I knew this was Alex as soon as I read the sub-heading.
And that Arcadia screenshot is pretty much "videogames" summed up into one image.
Another quality review by Alex Navarro! Unfortunately for him, it was another game that turned out to be mediocre. Bummer.
I seems that trying to reattach yourself to your body while being stun locked and ragdolled everywhere lost planet style might have been a terrible design decision. Who would have thought? Also, from what footage I have seen the melee combat just looks absolutely awful; likely some of the worst I have ever seen. At least the shooting seems somewhat functional. Thats a 2 star game for me, one that is functional enough to play but terribly designed, boring, glitchy or hyper repetative (or a combination of those qualities). A 1 star game is one that may or may not have those qualities in addition to being completely broken either technically or through gameplay.
That's a shame. This game seemed vaguely interesting. I feel bad for Alex; having to play so many terrible games.
Ah. I love reading the title of an article or review and knowing Alex wrote it.
@Alex: Yeah, in that sense, it's at least not a completely broken experience, just a thoroughly unpleasant one. It's really just semantics; in the end, it's not a good game, and the review definitely got that across.
Alex does the review of the 360 version? Yet he has no achievements for the game. Weird. Did he even play it?
@doublezeroduck: I played a debug copy, but that's adorable that you'd look up my achievements.
Knew there would be trouble as soon as I saw it was being made by Rebellion.
And the horrible "break apart like a gimmicky action figure" every 5 seconds was a bit of a hint.
Ugh! Reading through this review, I had severe Comic Jumper flashbacks... excuse me, I'm gonna crawl into a corner and cry for a while.
Having read the review, I have to wonder how Alex really feels about the game.
Does the game at least use the Megadeth song in any meaningful way? It's not their best work, but it's better than this fucking game.
This definitely sounds like a one or zero star game. What redeeming features does it have? (or doesn't it have any?)