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Posted by Fattony12000

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by blueinferno

Your amazing sense of humor will be missed, Ryan. RIP

Posted by GetEveryone

Michel Ancel is about to make you his bitch.

Posted by ajamafalous

lol

Posted by Winternet

yeah, sounds about right.

Posted by ogto

This is one of my all-time personal favorite games. glad to see one of the gb crew shares my love.

Posted by habster3

This review is great even after 11 years; epic review is epic.

Posted by buzz_clik

Remember: You can't spell Rayman without Ryan.

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Posted by The_Laughing_Man

Review of god

Posted by gormers
@Cubical said:
" The n64 version was horrible like most things on the n64 but not as bad as the ps1.If you are going to play this game do it ON PC or dreamcast so it dont look and sound like total crap.even the ps2 was worse than the dreamcast and PC though. "
Totally, it still looks and sounds awesome on the PC :)
Posted by ZanzibarBreeze
@dudacles said:
" Man, it's so unfair that this review made up of a single line by Ryan is getting more attention than 99% of the actually decent user reviews here. "
You can't deny that it's a fair assessment of how good Rayman 2: The Great Escape is.
Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

Extremely detailed and thorough review.

Posted by Dudacles

Man, it's so unfair that this review made up of a single line by Ryan is getting more attention than 99% of the actually decent user reviews here.

Posted by onlineatron

How'd you know my favourite ice cream is Ben and Jerries?!... unless you meant.... oh.... OH GOD... ..............mummy

Posted by Metric_Outlaw

I actually have had my favorite ice cream in zero gravity while having a bj and it doesn't come close.

Posted by natetodamax

Haha, what exactly is the point of this anyway?

Edited by Cubical

The n64 version was horrible like most things on the n64 but not as bad as the ps1.

If you are going to play this game do it ON PC or dreamcast so it dont look and sound like total crap.

even the ps2 was worse than the dreamcast and PC though.

Posted by Haethos

lol, giant bomb delivers once again

Posted by theMcNasty

Zing!

Posted by Player1

Haha I am reminded everyday why I come here. God I love this place.

Posted by Woodtsunami

GREATEST REVIEW EVER!!!!!

Posted by Bombzilla

Nice stuff guys.

Posted by JackiJinx

Hmm...familiar, sir.

Posted by Chewii101

Lmao

Sue Dane Cook's ass! 
Posted by Hef

Could you ask for a more complete review?

Posted by Tiwi

that's a Review i can relate to!! :-)

Posted by OneAfter909

Ahahaha!
well played, sir

Posted by Captain_Fookup

Rayman is the shit! hopefully UbiSoft gets their shit together and makes a real Rayman 4.

Posted by ElectricHaggis

So you're saying I should play it?

Posted by MattyFTM

Greatest Review Ever.

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Edited by Luffer

All future Giant Bomb reviews should be like this! Straight and to the point, no messing. Maximum of 140 characters in any review. It would give you more time to play the game if you haven't got to write a load of copy, therefore making the reviewers opinion more relevant. It would save us the time of reading loads of text while still giving us everything we need to know. It's a win win situation for all!

Posted by Bunnyman

I might get this.

Edited by AspiringAndy

Nobel Prize for Literature!

Posted by LaszloKovacs

Well-played, Ryan.

Posted by Steven

Wow...awesome.

Posted by Standing_Gopher

Everybody loves Rayman!

Posted by MasturbatingBear

Lmfao nice, Making it say 1999. Fucking badass review.

Posted by Wright

nothing but the cold hard facts from Mr. Ryan Davis.

Posted by ch3burashka

Won't there be fluid mixage if the BJ gets sloppy? Are YOU into kinky shit, Mr. Ryan?

Posted by Knigge

Gold.

Posted by delicious_lie

I agree!
Rayman 2 was my favourite game for a great many years after it came out.
love that shit

Posted by AllanIceman

Best written review ever!

Posted by McQuinn

Game must suck. Zero G ice cream is not that great, it is very sticky though.

Posted by LordAndrew

Damn. You're never gonna run out of back in time potion, are you Ryan?

Posted by Milkman

Oh, hey there, dude. It's totally 1999. Platformers are in! I can't wait to have my buddy Dane Cook come over so we can play this together. Rayman rules! Me and him are total hardcore life gamers. Shit just got real. Actually, that reference is 4 years too early. My bad.

Posted by OmegaPirate

I LIKE THIS REVIEW

Posted by Coltonio7

BEAUTIFUL!

Posted by MattBodega

ACURATE

Edited by FlipperDesert

DAME COKE IS A SHAM MAN OH MY GOD!

I never really liked Rayman, those Rabbid things look cute though. On that note, I have no idea who Dane Cook is.

Posted by jakob187

Dreamcast version is superior.  Ryan fails.  Flawless failure.

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