Posted by Jackel2072 - February 23, 2009 at 3:55 PM

lol vary nice sir!

Posted by MagicKiwi - February 23, 2009 at 3:57 PM

Fuck yeah, Rayman.

Posted by ThePrince - February 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM

This review is a classic!

Posted by dvorak - February 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM

This Raymen 2 review was stolen. Reported.

Posted by c1337us - February 23, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Getting a bj from Rayman while playing ice-cream yeh!!

What...what?

Edited by Claude - February 23, 2009 at 4:03 PM

Whatever... I did like that game.

*Edit* I wrote this comment... what the fuck. Must have been drunk. Rayman 2 was a great game.

Posted by gunswordfist - February 23, 2009 at 4:07 PM

wHOA THIS LINE IS SO GREAT THAT dANE cOOK COULD HAVE CAME UP WITH IT...

Posted by Tebbit - February 23, 2009 at 4:08 PM

I knew it!

Posted by jakob187 - February 23, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Dreamcast version is superior. Ryan fails. Flawless failure.

Edited by FlipperDesert - February 23, 2009 at 4:19 PM

DAME COKE IS A SHAM MAN OH MY GOD!

I never really liked Rayman, those Rabbid things look cute though. On that note, I have no idea who Dane Cook is.

Posted by MattBodega - February 23, 2009 at 4:25 PM

ACURATE

Moderator

Posted by Coltonio7 - February 23, 2009 at 4:39 PM

BEAUTIFUL!

Posted by OmegaPirate - February 23, 2009 at 4:39 PM

I LIKE THIS REVIEW

Posted by Milkman - February 23, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Oh, hey there, dude. It's totally 1999. Platformers are in! I can't wait to have my buddy Dane Cook come over so we can play this together. Rayman rules! Me and him are total hardcore life gamers. Shit just got real. Actually, that reference is 4 years too early. My bad.

Posted by LordAndrew - February 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Damn. You're never gonna run out of back in time potion, are you Ryan?

Posted by McQuinn - February 23, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Game must suck. Zero G ice cream is not that great, it is very sticky though.

Posted by AllanIceman - February 23, 2009 at 5:43 PM

Best written review ever!

Posted by delicious_lie - February 23, 2009 at 5:45 PM

I agree!
Rayman 2 was my favourite game for a great many years after it came out.
love that shit

Posted by Knigge - February 23, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Gold.

Posted by CH3BURASHKA - February 23, 2009 at 6:12 PM

Won't there be fluid mixage if the BJ gets sloppy? Are YOU into kinky shit, Mr. Ryan?

Posted by Wright - February 23, 2009 at 6:42 PM

nothing but the cold hard facts from Mr. Ryan Davis.

Posted by MasturbatingBear - February 23, 2009 at 6:44 PM

Lmfao nice, Making it say 1999. Fucking badass review.

Posted by Standing_Gopher - February 23, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Everybody loves Rayman!

Posted by Steven - February 23, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Wow...awesome.

Posted by LaszloKovacs - February 23, 2009 at 8:52 PM

Well-played, Ryan.

Edited by AspiringAndy - February 24, 2009 at 1:18 AM

Nobel Prize for Literature!

Posted by Bunnyman - February 24, 2009 at 3:19 AM

I might get this.

Edited by Luffer - February 24, 2009 at 4:26 AM

All future Giant Bomb reviews should be like this! Straight and to the point, no messing. Maximum of 140 characters in any review. It would give you more time to play the game if you haven't got to write a load of copy, therefore making the reviewers opinion more relevant. It would save us the time of reading loads of text while still giving us everything we need to know. It's a win win situation for all!

Posted by MattyFTM - February 24, 2009 at 8:04 AM

Greatest Review Ever.

Moderator

Posted by ElectricHaggis - February 24, 2009 at 8:08 AM

So you're saying I should play it?

Posted by Captain_Fookup - February 24, 2009 at 11:30 AM

Rayman is the shit! hopefully UbiSoft gets their shit together and makes a real Rayman 4.

Posted by OneAfter909 - February 24, 2009 at 11:37 AM

Ahahaha!
well played, sir

Posted by Tiwi - February 24, 2009 at 11:58 AM

that's a Review i can relate to!! :-)

Posted by Hef - February 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Could you ask for a more complete review?

Posted by Chewii101 - February 24, 2009 at 2:32 PM

Lmao

Sue Dane Cook's ass!

Posted by JackiJinx - February 24, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Hmm...familiar, sir.

Posted by Bombzilla - February 24, 2009 at 6:38 PM

Nice stuff guys.

Posted by Woodtsunami - February 25, 2009 at 2:04 PM

GREATEST REVIEW EVER!!!!!

Posted by Player1 - February 27, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Haha I am reminded everyday why I come here. God I love this place.

Posted by theMcNasty - February 27, 2009 at 4:46 PM

Zing!

Posted by Haethos - February 28, 2009 at 4:04 PM

lol, giant bomb delivers once again

Edited by Cubical - March 01, 2009 at 6:40 PM

The n64 version was horrible like most things on the n64 but not as bad as the ps1.

If you are going to play this game do it ON PC or dreamcast so it dont look and sound like total crap.

even the ps2 was worse than the dreamcast and PC though.

Posted by natetodamax - May 28, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Haha, what exactly is the point of this anyway?

Posted by Metric_Outlaw - September 10, 2009 at 6:58 PM

I actually have had my favorite ice cream in zero gravity while having a bj and it doesn't come close.

Posted by onlineatron - November 04, 2009 at 8:51 AM

How'd you know my favourite ice cream is Ben and Jerries?!... unless you meant.... oh.... OH GOD... ..............mummy

Posted by Dudacles - January 28, 2010 at 2:16 PM

Man, it's so unfair that this review made up of a single line by Ryan is getting more attention than 99% of the actually decent user reviews here.

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy - April 03, 2010 at 5:34 PM

Extremely detailed and thorough review.

Posted by ZanzibarBreeze - April 14, 2010 at 8:10 PM

@dudacles said:

" Man, it's so unfair that this review made up of a single line by Ryan is getting more attention than 99% of the actually decent user reviews here. "

You can't deny that it's a fair assessment of how good Rayman 2: The Great Escape is.

Posted by gormers - April 28, 2010 at 8:29 AM

@Cubical said:

" The n64 version was horrible like most things on the n64 but not as bad as the ps1.If you are going to play this game do it ON PC or dreamcast so it dont look and sound like total crap.even the ps2 was worse than the dreamcast and PC though. "

Totally, it still looks and sounds awesome on the PC :)

Posted by The_Laughing_Man - July 21, 2010 at 3:29 PM

Review of god