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Posted by geirr

Game over, man! Game over!

Edited by SmarmyJerkface

Losing reviewer avatars is even more disappointing. :(

Posted by panvixyl

DAMN NAVARRO. Back to reviewing the shit games, huh?

Posted by xxDrAiNxx

AVP2 ftw !

Posted by hollitz

Looks like the express elevator ride into otherworldly awesomeness was just too much for Alex to take.

Posted by trolipo

prometheus was so fucking bad

Posted by Tyrax

The game ... looks nice? I guess?

Posted by gschmidl

Zombie xenomorphs. Fuck you, Gearbox and Sega. Fuck. You.

Posted by Zooey74

I hope you and your Ridley Scott payoff money are happy Alex!

Posted by probablytuna

Well this looks like the one magic trick Randy Pitchford couldn't pull off.

Posted by WolfHazard

lol wow

Posted by Cloudenvy

Game over, man.Game over.

God damn you.

Posted by EuanDewar

I cannot explain much beyond that without outright spoiling the game, but let's just say that a late-game cameo (that the game telegraphs in its opening credits) is one of the dumbest, most hamfisted twists in anything of Alien's canon.

is it hudson i bet it is

Posted by MjHealy

"weird debug code popping into random gameplay sequences and then just disappearing"

Good lord, I mean, this game took so long to come out so how does stuff like this make it in the final product.

Nice review Alex, keep fighting the good fight against shitty games.

Posted by Ravelle

No, this is still better than Prometheus...

I quite enjoyed Prometheus.

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Posted by blueneurosis

Oof! Compared to the quick look, I thought the review would at least be a little more charitable. I guess I'll wait for another Steam-based fire sale to even consider picking this one up.

Edited by RudeCubes

How does Gearbox keep messing up on everything EXCEPT Borderlands?

Posted by Metal_Mills

Wow, 1 star! That's brutal.

Posted by SquirrelGOD

Can we get a soundcloud file or something of Alex reading this? I just want to hear the rage bubbling in his voice.

Posted by flip2000b

Really sad how bad this turned out, still, well done Gearbox on making Duke Nukem Forever look better, mission accomplished!

Posted by MoonwalkSA

I think I was anticipating this review more than the game. Alex is always fun to read.

Posted by RandomInternetUser

I never imagined it would be worse than the last AVP game. Looks so, so terrible and completely bland. Multiplayer seems to have some promise but definitely looked completely unbalanced and therefore just boring/annoying.

Was looking forward to playing a good Aliens game. :(

Posted by BirthWild

wait, no more review drawings of the reviewer? :( bums me out more than the game.

Edited by AlKusanagi

No, this is still better than Prometheus...

Posted by KanyeEast

Game over, man. Game over.

Posted by Shaanyboi

...Wow.

Posted by Gordo789

Not surprising. The saddest thing about this whole colonial marines thing, though, is that there are literally dozens of articles about how bad this game is when hundreds of good games continue to exist in obscurity.

Posted by Huey2k2

Everything about how this game turned out depresses me.

Posted by KaneRobot

More like FAILiens. Right folks??

Posted by Slash_Rick

There won't be any "reviewer" avatar in the new site? =(

Edited by wiggle987

Ooft, was expecting a bad review, but not 1 star bad.

Posted by MooseyMcMan

Man, I'm so bummed that this game is garbage. So bummed!

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Edited by Mongoose

Was genuinely looking forward to this game... sigh.

Dev. has posted an interesting little story on Reddit about development of this game, worth a read.