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Posted by Jeff
With Brad tossing up some new details on Sega's House of the Dead: Overkill, I thought it apt to look back at the high point of the light gun series. Yes, I'm talking about Goldman. He's a bad man. And he says bad things. Badly.

Luckily, someone was nice enough to collate all of his amazing dialogue into one "video." I recommend you push play, then lie back and close your eyes. Let the amazing words wash over you. Then, and only then, will you be ready for the weekend.

Let's begin.


Posted by Ryan

You are a jackass, Jeff.

Posted by PowerSerj

Thanks a lot  : /


Posted by ZombieHunterOG


Posted by StaticFalconar

That guy was one crazy MoFo.

Posted by NinjaHunter

I didn't know John Wayne was in House of the Dead.

Posted by JoelTGM


Posted by TheGTAvaccine

I love you.

Posted by marcio1986
Posted by Vod_Crack


Posted by goodlucktj

goldman: clearly a sex-android, sent from the future.

Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin

I'm against Goldman having his own forum.

Posted by Pibo47
Ryan said:
"You are a jackass, Jeff."
LMAO! I llove this website.
Posted by Arkthemaniac

The best villain ever.

Posted by Hamst3r
Edited by AndrewB

Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.

Oh, this reminds me of the House of Dead 2 arcade we have at work that I have yet to play, but think it's totally awesome that it's there.

Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin
AndrewB said:
"Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.

What the fuck is a box cheese?
Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin

I read your post wrong and now I feel like a dummy.

Posted by Shadow


Posted by iAmJohn

"James, you have a phone call.  It's from Goldman."


Edited by ReyGitano

Everything about this game was funny. My favorite part... the gun you use is called "The Gun of Justice"

Posted by destro

Hahaha, is this the actual voice, ive never played the game before. If it is then thats to funny

Posted by DJDarkViper

this is why programmers should never voice the character they're just putting into the game code.

Posted by Captain_Fookup

ahaha this is great.

Posted by Arkthemaniac
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"AndrewB said:
"Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.

What the fuck is a box cheese?"
Posted by delicious_lie

"hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm"

Posted by lamiafusion

It almost seems like G Man is Goldman's educated brother who went to college...hmmmm

Posted by KingOfIceland




Posted by End_Boss

The fact that this "actor" was paid for this "voice work" is... Unreal.
Farewell, friends.

Posted by PureRok

"I've. Been. Waiting. For. You...... Friends."

Posted by RHCPfan24

Barry Burton would be proud.

Posted by Kane

Who ever did this guys voice deserves an oscar, best acting EVER

Posted by bigdaddyjack21


Posted by jsd

i loved this game, and goldman was a big part of the reason why!

Posted by MikeFightNight


Edited by Death_Burnout

Dude Goldman was a classic!

Yes that is the genuine voice destro.

The voices practically made House of the Dead 2 what it is.

Suffer Like G Did!?!?

Posted by JaredA

I would love to listen... BUT MY SPEAKERS DON'T WORK:(

Posted by MCXCI

John McCain, is that you my friend?

Posted by ThePrince

This   is    awesome... Friends

Posted by John1912

it sounds like one of those programs you type words into and it says what you typed.

Posted by Snipper_138

Thats fuckin hilarious

Posted by DavidSnakes


As a straight male, I would gladly have gay-sex with Goldman

Posted by ImperiousRix

People of the YAY-M-S...
Look at your left...
Look at your right...

Posted by Mattalorian

Hey, I know that dude from Typing of the Dead (House of the Dead with a keyboard. No, I'm not joking.)
I'm a HUGE fan of poor voice acting in games, and as such, I'm bookmarking that video.

Posted by Junpei

If you liked that I recommend Castle Shikigami 2 for PS2. At least HotD tried to have a story...

Posted by floodiastus

"don't come, don't come" :)

Posted by Crono

usually you only get this caliber voice acting from an animated feature film

Posted by Gnat


Posted by TwoOneFive

That can't be human. 

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