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Posted by jakob187
@Vigorousjammer: FUCKING EH, COTTON!!!
Edited by Vigorousjammer

I think the answer here is pretty obvious... the winner would definitely be a Doritos delivery truck.

Posted by KamasamaK

Jeff would just throw a giant bomb into its mouth and *boom*.

Posted by jakob187
@MikeHawk: Unfortunately, I think that Jeff is dual wielding shields...so I think he's at a -1 hit point dmg.  Luckily, I think he's got high dexterity, so he should be able to run like a motherfucker!!!
Posted by MikeHawk

How many Jeffs would it take  to beat the T-Rex? Someone run that D&D stat calculator they used on the bombcast.

Posted by JackiJinx
@Dr_Feelgood38: Hilarious, my good sir.
Posted by jakob187

Jeff wouldn't kill the dinosaur.  It's quite obvious in that picture that he is in fact the bait to lure the T.Rex into Ryan, Brad, Vinny, and Drew's cleverly disguised trap of makeshift bamboo spears covered in Amazonian fire ants encased in peanut butter...


...covered with big ass leaves, of course.
Edited by BigBoss1911

Jeff has a chocotaco.The winner is obvious.

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Posted by addictedtopinescent
Gizmo said:
addictedtopinescent said: @Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!! +1Making all the difference. [more]
hahaha 
of course 
Posted by Gizmo
addictedtopinescent said:
@Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
+1

Making all the difference.
Edited by addictedtopinescent
@Dr_Feelgood38: Awesome

But Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
Posted by TheKidNixon

Seeing how a T-Rex has a brain the size of a pea, I doubt that Jeff's greatest weapon (his disarming sense of humor) would not save him.

Posted by dsplayer1010

Sorry Jeff, but the dino could win in less than a second.

Posted by TooWalrus

Jeff's cool and all, but I'm sure the T-Rex would bite his head clean off. Sorry Jeff, I'm sure you'd give us a great spectacle, though.

Posted by ShadowKiller

Jeff would win if he uses the awesomeness of the Jazz Hands.




Posted by cc23574
Dr_Feelgood38 said:
I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]

That is epic...

On topic: Jeff would bite the dino's head off
Posted by Dalai
Dr_Feelgood38 said:
I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]
Oh that is too good.
Posted by Seedofpower
Ossi said:
Jeff would give it a 1/5 stars and it would explode.
You sir are a winner.
Posted by Dr_Feelgood38

I can only quote Claude on this one.

What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice.


Edited by Claude

I don't know, but it would be a hell of a fight. Old School.

























Posted by DrRandle

Jeff can use Self Destruct, if nothing else. Does that count as a win for him if the dinosaur dies and he presumably just passes out?
(Referencing his 5/5 review picture, btw.)

Posted by amandackrueger

Jeff....with a rocket launcher....might win.

Posted by wrecks

Seeing as a T-Rex is nothing but a giant eating machine, Jeff would last 1 second.

Posted by Agnogenic_delete

Sorry Jeff but I would have to side with the T to the Rex.

Posted by Ossi

Jeff would give it a 1/5 stars and it would explode.

Posted by ZeroCast

The Dino.

Posted by Dalai

Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
So the E3 home page looks nice and all, but a new question has arose.  Who would win in a fight between Jeff Gerstmann and a tyrannosaurus rex?  Personally, I'd put my money on Jeff.

Thoughts?  How would Jeff kill the monster?