Here's a better intro for that game.
I always love engrish.
Maybe it's the time that i grew up, but this sort of thing stills holds a warm charm to me.
The nonsensical opening is awesome as well. Try a dramatic piece reading for that one as well. =)
To be honest, that description has me more interested than any other description i've read on there.
Love it. I wonder how microsoft let it get through.
When I worked in a music/games store several years back we used to kill time on slower days regaling each other with the descriptions on the back of NEO-GEO Pocket games. God bless the SNK translators and their grasp of faux import gaming.
SNK are winner.
From that description, I assume the game is a lot like this:Pictured: Rock Howard being "rose up" by "legendary wolf" Terry Bogard.
haha that reading was fantastic. well done sir.
When I just glanced over it, it all made sense and I understood it. Upon reading it again though... wtf?
After reading this, I've only got one question: Are you ok?
This is my new daily affirmation.
I actually read that too. Didn't notice until just now, how fucked up that text is. Guess I didn't pay close enough attention then. Made perfect sense to me at the time. ;D
That truly is amazing.
Jeff feel too asleep.Downloading Garou: Mark of the Worves making him better feeling.
This sure amps up my confidence in my English skills :)
i think that reading is going on my brother's "Here's what happened on the internet this week." pen drive I'm giving to him in a few days. Conglaturations!
Wow. I am going to looking forward to the battle of wolf, but I don't know if how appreciated my Engrish will to be!
lol good old engrish
Lol great sound byte Jeff :). Hillarious description
How's that? I am the Satan of martial arts!
Yes. I approve.
Teh awesome reader is you, Jeff! Broken English for the most amusing win.
A Winner Is You!
Da Engwish iz FINE 4 a m$$ge b0red.
Once in a while there should be another All Your Base moment for giggles.
With it is and how it hits the forest.
Dude... Jeff... did you read the achievements? Broken as hell too.
God, Jeff, this sounds official. This should narrate the trailer.
The new system: Braking. Hopefully to be in seen in future driving games.
This kind of stuff still cracks me up, especially since it is fairly rare nowadays from what I can tell. My only recent encounter with this sort of broken english is when I foolishly rented Cooking Mama: World Kitchen for my fiance. She played that game for all of two minutes before the sound of the woman's instructions and positive feedback annoyed her so much she vowed to never play it. I have a higher level of acceptance for this type of thing as I've lived in the Bay Area for most of my life and I work for Starbucks. Enough said. If you want to hear some high quality, pure, unadulterated broken english, then just check that game out. Actually, don't. In fact, it's better if you just take my word for it. That game is terrible and you'll never get the sounds of "don't worry, mama will help you" out of your head...it still haunts my nightmares.
The text was awesome enough, but then to hear jeff read it in an announcer style voice, pure gold.
lol, it is in keeping with SNK. Awesome news though!!!
Wow, silly. The audio really sells it. :)
oh man, great stuff
You have to love good old Engrish. Seeing things like that makes my day that much better.
I don't know why they can't show this to any random english speaking person and ask them how they would say this in normal English speech.
Hey Jeff, what about your thoughts on the actual game? I hear the online is broken, but I REALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME
It is make me happy with laughing.
" I love the Engrish in the SNK games, and i love this game as well. Came out in a time where i had "moved on" from fighters (blasphemy i know) so i never actually played it, I didnt even know that it was all new characters except Terry. Its just as good as I always heard to be honest, it helds up great in my opinion. I love the ninja kid, whatever hes called.And from a few matches online, the Ken syndrome is in full force, as all I have faced are Terrys and Rocks :p "
I wish my name was Geese Howard
I love the Engrish in the SNK games, and i love this game as well. Came out in a time where i had "moved on" from fighters (blasphemy i know) so i never actually played it, I didnt even know that it was all new characters except Terry. Its just as good as I always heard to be honest, it helds up great in my opinion. I love the ninja kid, whatever hes called.And from a few matches online, the Ken syndrome is in full force, as all I have faced are Terrys and Rocks :p