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Posted by Seppli

I actually read that too. Didn't notice until just now, how fucked up that text is. Guess I didn't pay close enough attention then. Made perfect sense to me at the time. ;D

Posted by Kratch

This is my new daily affirmation.

Posted by Vegetto

After reading this, I've only got one question: Are you ok?

Posted by Aeterna

When I just glanced over it, it all made sense and I understood it. Upon reading it again though... wtf?

Posted by mrsmiley

haha that reading was fantastic. well done sir.

Posted by vidiot

From that description, I assume the game is a lot like this:


Pictured: Rock Howard being "rose up" by "legendary wolf" Terry Bogard.

Posted by JJOR64

SNK are winner.

Edited by Dnky666

When I worked in a music/games store several years back we used to kill time on slower days regaling each other with the descriptions on the back of NEO-GEO Pocket games. God bless the SNK translators and their grasp of  faux import gaming.

Posted by OptimusPrime

Love it.  I wonder how microsoft let it get through.

Posted by Media_Master

yup

Posted by HandsomeDead

To be honest, that description has me more interested than any other description i've read on there.

Posted by ZenOtaku

The nonsensical opening is awesome as well. Try a dramatic piece reading for that one as well. =)

Posted by SamuSlave

Maybe it's the time that i grew up, but this sort of thing stills holds a warm charm to me.

Posted by Bigandtasty

I always love engrish.

Posted by Kou_Leifoh

Here's a better intro for that game.