In Soviet Russia toilet seat cleans you!
In Soviet Russia toilet seat cleans you!
No Dave contribution? Daw.
Brad knows where it at. Also, totally awesome idea for an in house ball pit, just put it in the office to distract everyone all day.
"Literature doesn't happen by mistake, unless you're Stephen King." - my AP Literature teacher.
My favorites from this guide.
Uranium Ore, for obvious reasons
Hickory Farms Reunion Gift Box, I just want the stick of beef
Wall Mount Fish Ball
MST3k collection vol. 4, I like me some MST3k!
Omaha Steaks precooked bacon slices, BACON
100 balls in a mesh bag, x100 and turn your entire house into a ball pit
Cold Steel Knife Voyager XL, cool knife but Commando Pro is my choice perk in MW2 so I appreciated the reference
Brad's got the best list
I agree with Ryan, Hey Bulldog is one of my favourite Beatles songs. Also, 100 strips of bacon would last me about a month.
....amazon.com is soooooo much better then amazon.ca
I never knew Brad was a fan(ish) of SK :D
KEVIN IS TOTALLY GOING TO WIN!!!!!
Top Chef is so awesome!
OH BIG TIME!
A SSD drive is tempting technology indeed.
The reason Hey Bulldog is under appreciated is because its on Yellow Submarine, who even has that album?
" So what is the purpose of having Uranium Ore? "To say "I own Uranium Ore"
now i wanna watch jingle all the way
Awesome list again, well done guys :D, I particularly like the replica Captains chair
Also the Blu-ray of Star Trek is a good choice as well
Where's Coonce's wishlist of snowboards, gel, and porn?
20k for thermal goggles? Daannngg.
Hey Bulldog is an amazing Beatles song, my guess as to why it's so underappreciated is that it was never released on any of their singles and it was on the Yellow Submarine soundtrack. Definitely the most underappreciated Beatles song.
Apples to Apples sounds pretty awesome, as does the executive draw poker and the Uranium Ore. So many great ideas!
So what is the purpose of having Uranium Ore?
I've had my eyes on the Star Wars sensor bar holder myself.
Official Nintendo and Star Wars Wii Darth Vader Sensor Bar Holder
This will totally match my Darth Vader helmet. :DDDDD
Now the Giant Bomb staff needs to buy all these things and feature them in a series of videos!
Wait... Ryan, like me, enjoys It's Always Sunny? It all makes sense now.
And Ryan has the best taste. MST3K, Apples to Apples, poker, and bacon combined make for a hilariously enjoyable Christmas.
Great lists guys.
These lists make me feel bad I spent 300$ on games the last month alone, it could've been spent so much better.
I wish Dave was considered part of the crew! :(
Uranium Ore: Cheaper then a vasectomy.
Oh, dude, I'm surprised no one wanted this: http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_indust_1
Damn that binocular is expensive. As is the air hockey table. The poker table seems rad. You know you can't miss on those Air albums, Brad. They suck your life if you don't buy it. And I SO want that chair. The most wicked thing ever.
i want to see the SNIDE wishlist NOW NOW YA
You know, they recorded Hey Bulldog while ad libbing for the Lady Madonna promotional video.
@brad: I have the Space Invaders ice cube trays, and I can attest that they are as awesome as you'd believe. They even have little divots in the mold for eyes, so when you put them in punch they look like their eyes are glowing red. F'n sweet!!!
@ryan: Space Mutiny is one of the funniest episodes of MST3K ever. Slab Hardbody. Chunk Gristlechest. Big McLargeHuge!
I'd buy those thermal goggles Drew, but the shipping is way too much.
This reminds me that I should make my Christmas list....
Just bought that Space Invaders ice cube tray. Hell yes. Thanks Brad.
Why are they offering Duct tape together with a rubix cube for a discount. THESE THINGS DONT GO TOGETHER.
Wow, they actually sell uranium ore
Ryan, you're so right. I love Hey Bulldog.
There is so much crap here that I'd love to have, if only to use once or twice and forget about. LED Faucet Lights? A Space Invaders shaped Ice cube tray? A fish tank that you can mount on the wall? Yes please.
Also: Where's Dave's list? I'd love to see some of his crazy PC-gaming-is-the-best-thing-ever stuff.
Best holiday wishlist guide thingy of all time.
That nuclear duct tape has some hilarious customer reviews.
I love the Giant Bomb holiday gift guide!! IGN and other sites' gift guides really are worthless; we don't need to know what are the good games or not. This type of article is funny yet full of stuff that I would like to get too.
Drew, yes, I know the handshake. It really is one of the best movie moments of the 80s.
Ryan, go get the Beatles Mono Set. I bought it a few weeks ago and it is excellent. Hey Bulldog is also a pretty good song, so I agree with you there.
Nice washing machine Jeff, it even has a steam clean option, wow!
Of course the 70s were strange, Ryan. When else would cereal mascots have two DUIs :P?
Or you could litter your ceiling with goldfish landmines. Then you adopt your evil persona as That Goldfish Guy (all the good ones were taken).
Electronic rat trap? Does it come with a little statue of Emperor Palpatine that shoots lightning and shouts "ULTIMATE POWERRR!!!!" whenever a mouse gets stuck in it?