nice tang episode
+10 titty points, TANG.
This movie looks really bad. It's too bad that David Foley took part in it.
The worst part is that this is Uwe Boll's best movie in my opinion.The again, that's like saying this is the best turd in a pile of turds.Nice to see Ryan show some Kids In The Hall love!
I saw that Custer's Revenge reference there. Thank you for that.This movie looks so bad and I am hoping that there won't be too many TANG's about Uwe Boll movies, but that may be the only place to go. Nonetheless, there will be fun derived from the awfulness that Boll has given us over the past years.
This movie > Advent Children. So there!
I want this DVD.
Ugh why Dave Foley why?
He wasn't actually STARS member in Resident Evil. He was one the Umbrella mercs. Like Carlos.
Oh god.. *cringe*. Great episode of TANG though!
This movie sounds awesome.
I mean fuck.Jesus Christ.
Man this looks like the worst movie ever. I'd watch it to verify but just the cuts of it you show make me fairly ill. Another good tang ryan.
I got a lot of great laughs out of this movie, and recommended to a couple of friends who are on my same twisted wavelength. Will I ever watch any other Uwe Boll flick, when the others are not intentional comedies? NEVER.
Every time I kiss a dude I always exclaim, "I fucking gay!"
I actually watched this piece of shit... God...
Mr Davis, I have a request.
PLEASE, do Boll's Alone in the Dark next time on TANG.
I still have never seen one of this guy's movies. I doubt I ever will as I'm generally not a fan of shitty things.
Enjoy it while you can Mr. Davis...if u think this is a downhill run, you are about to jump off the cliff. You will look back at Postal fondly remembering that it at least tried to be entertaining.
Lol, at Ryan saying fuck/at a loss for words. Sadly I enjoyed that joke, and I am a more richer and balanced person for having see a fat chick getting nailed, while having flower poured on her.
While I agree with everything Ryan said in this review, I have to add one thing for myself personally:This movie was HI-larious.The minute I saw that Dave Folley's pecker was an actor in this movie, I knew I was going to love it. And I wasn't wrong.I'll also note that I've hated every other movie by Uwe Boll, and this isn't a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but I fuckin' loved it.
Now that damn cat is gonna be on the homepage for a week. :(
Why is this man still allowed to make movies? Hasn't the 'Anti-Uwe Boll Petition' forced him to quit yet?
The gloves are off, bitches!!
i actually watched this movie, and it was pretty hard to watch!
Boob pillow ftw.
lol, scut farkus
The scene where he sais i hate video games I get what you mean but other than that I liked this movie
i may have to watch this just for how awful it sounds.
" Why is this man still allowed to make movies? Hasn't the 'Anti-Uwe Boll Petition' forced him to quit yet?STOP KILLING PEOPLES BRAIN CELLS "
I've paid a lot more in the past to see Dave Foley's penis, so whatever.I didn't know the postal dude was actually the bully in A Christmas Story though!
Don't mistake, I LOOOOVE Tango and Cash, but I recognize it's not a "good" movie. It's a damned entertaining movie and I've watched it 10X more than Lethal Weapon, but it's a total 80's cheesefest.
Uwe Boll makes me cry.
Oh my! I was eating cereal at the point Ryan starts to talk about the dude rubbing flour over the fat chick to find the wet spot. Not cool.
damn, uwe boll should just be fucking shot or something. what a horrible, horrible human being.
Oh my god, it looks...oh my god.
damn, uwe boll, what a horrible, horrible human being.
" Boob pillow ftw. "
I remember a friend of mine trying to get me to watch this when it came out. I told him no, and after seeing this I am really glad I did. This movie looks like it scars the soul in the same manner Legend of the Overfiend, Bible Black, and Night Shift Nurses do. Poor Ryan, I feel so sorry for you.
HAVE.TO.SEE.THIS!!! It sounds so bad it just has to be awesome..
OMG! This movie looked absolutely horrible...Thanks Ryan for suffering thru...for us...
Isn't JK Simmons a pretty well-regarded actor? Did he even read the script of this movie or even know the infamy of the director? I feel horrible for all the people who were roped into being in this. That being said, I could TOTALLY see this movie being really good if it were in different hands. Picture a comedy version of "Falling Down" with the first third being basically the shit of day to day life, and then him snapping and going William Foster. If done comedically, could be good.But it was in the hands of Uwe Boll.
Dear god. I am so happy I haven't seen this movie.
Curse you Boll for tainting Foley, you've gone too far now!
I love the games and I loved the film, and whatever opinion you may have about my person for my saying that may well be wrong. Conversely, everything Ryan said was true. Odd that.
Best Movie Ever made
personally, i didnt find this movie that awful. i love all those over the top, done to death jokes. but they couldve used Dave Foley better. i loved Kids in the Hall, and he couldve played a much better part making the movie just that much better. for the purposes of this movie, though, he played the part to expectations of the movie: done to death