I love hearing him say Uwe Boll.
I love hearing him say Uwe Boll.
I can't believe they got Killian Rayne Smith for this.
I remember seeing this one, not long ago.
I kinda liked it, I guess I am a sucker for fantasy movies...
Dat Ray Liotta!
Ray Liotta looks like an Oblivion character.
Giantbomb needs a thumbs up button!!!
When are we gonna get a dungeons and dragons review.
Also the sequel was better
" I had no idea Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Matthew Lillard, and Jonathan Rhys-Davies were in this. I love them all...but in very different ways. Now I have to see it. "Not to mention Leelee Sobiesky. It's on SyFy right now and it really is pretty terrible, even for a big fan of the games. Fits this shitty network perfectly though.
I had no idea Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Matthew Lillard, and Jonathan Rhys-Davies were in this. I love them all...but in very different ways. Now I have to see it.
How the hell did Burt Reynolds get conned into this
how the f does Uwe keep getting these actors? They may not be A-list, but they're still all recognizable B-listers
Uwe Boll has to be the final secret nazi weapon, with the single purpose of eliminating american entertainment.
I can never tell if you guys are doing Ray Romano or Homsar.
tommy vercetti was your last high point.
Stjiir things up!
Ryan, you would have looked good in that film.
A lot of people must watch his movies for him to get enough funding to make a gazillion of them. :(
" @Milpool said:Oh god. I had no idea. Oh god... I mean I can't find the video but I found copy of the poem... oh god... why... why did you have to point this out and kill my erection. Actually to be honest pretty much every time I see her trying to act it kills my erection. Oh Leelee, wtf. Why can't you just release a sex tape or something." Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI) not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY). She's hot. Get it right. "I've heard it spoken many times as the latter and never the former, and yes she's hot, but oh so simple. She's not dumb, but she thinks she's smarter than most people, even though she has no idea how poorly it makes her look. Go watch her read that dreadful 9-11 poem she wrote on Leno to be turned-off completely by all but her beauty.Every guy has that one obscure pseudo-celebrity chick they really like and sort of stalk by knowing far more than they should about a person they never met, Leelo must be yours, so I won't talk too harshly about her. "
" Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI) not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY). She's hot. Get it right. "I've heard it spoken many times as the latter and never the former, and yes she's hot, but oh so simple. She's not dumb, but she thinks she's smarter than most people, even though she has no idea how poorly it makes her look. Go watch her read that dreadful 9-11 poem she wrote on Leno to be turned-off completely by all but her beauty.
"Urrrgh, I'm a king" - Luchadeer.
OMG SAG fees XD
Luchadeer would've made a way better king than Burt Reynolds, though I'm pretty sure he was drunk through the whole movie. I remember having this playing on my TV while I was fidgeting with my computer and I'm so glad that I didnt actually give it my full attention. I'm definately looking forward to Wing Commander but I forget if I ever saw that movie. Feels like a gap in my memory that I'm sure TANG can fill.
Seriously, only Uwe Boll could fuck up a movie with such a great cast. How he got all these actors is beyond me. This is an awful movie, but Jason Statham does put on a good show when he's kicking ass.
The most baffling thing to me about this movie is how Uwe was able to get so many recognizable names to fill out the cast. Not only that, but they were all completely awful relative to the characters they were supposed to be playing.
From the few scenes I've seen, Ray Liotta looks epic. I knew the movie would suck overall though, so I didn't watch it.
Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI) not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY). She's hot. Get it right.
From Goodfellas to Narc to Dungeon Siege, Ray, we've gotta talk.
I'm surprised that Burt Reynolds of all people was not mentioned by name. His role as the King was laughable at best. He stuck out like a sore thumb. While everyone was at least trying to put on some kind of accent, Burt was just being Burt. Which in a weird way, I appreciated.
this looks laughably bad
I'M THE KING
The ninja's topped the segment off nicely.
OH MY GOD SPOILERS!
How did Ron Perlman, when crossing the river, slip 'back' when the rope in the wider shot is clearly at a 30-45 degree angle down?
Another great TANG video :)
The press warned me not to watch this movie and I think they were right. In The Name of The King looks and sounds abysmal. Thanks for clarifying that for us Ryan.
" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "Pffft, that's not Luchadeer's real voice. It's called acting.
I'm still trying to figure out where you guys got that voice from. I remember you discussing Rocky at its inception, but it doesn't really sound like Rocky. It more reminds me of Homsar.
the movie looks like a film career graveyard
I never liked Ray Liotta..and this makes my dislike for him worse.
What a horrid movie, how in living hell does Uwe Boll get the money to make these movies....
There are some truly stupid folk who run the movie industry.
Will there ever be a good movie, ever?
Uwe Boll is the only man in the world, who can make something bad, out of ninjas and Ray Liotta
The Ray Romano Luchadeer was amazing. Don't think that will get old.