Posted by SunKing - July 25, 2009 at 6:13 AM

@Dethfish77 said:

I'm the king!

For a few seconds I honestly thought Lucadeer was in the movie.

Posted by ZmillA - July 25, 2009 at 6:36 AM

I watched this movie while going to sleep, and it served its purpose.

Posted by teh_destroyer - July 25, 2009 at 6:51 AM

I think the actors joined Uwe Boll in this terrible movie making business to hopefully infiltrate Boll's studio. But it seems that Boll brainwashed them with his terrible direction.

Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN - July 25, 2009 at 7:01 AM

OHOAHOAHOAHOAHH!

Posted by TheKing - July 25, 2009 at 7:04 AM

Ray Liotta WHYYYYY??? You were in Goodfellas god dammit!

Posted by ApertureSilence - July 25, 2009 at 7:04 AM

Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails?

Posted by yyZiggurat - July 25, 2009 at 7:08 AM

I didn't know this was based on a video game.

Posted by Sai - July 25, 2009 at 7:46 AM

wow what must one do to star in the lead role in good fellas and in a uwe boll movie

Posted by Sarumarine - July 25, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Ron Pearlman!? Really? Ron Pearlman is in this movie? REALLY? What crazy alternate dimension did this movie pop out of? Seriously. Ray Liotta was hard enough to swallow. But Ron Pearlman? I think my mind just exploded.

Posted by TheMustacheHero - July 25, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Hellboy and Shaggy? WTF?

Posted by zyn - July 25, 2009 at 8:31 AM

Luchadeer IS DA KING!

Posted by Crono - July 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Another movie flushed down the Boll

Posted by ArbitraryWater - July 25, 2009 at 8:45 AM

Luchadeer sounds like Homsar?

Posted by risseless - July 25, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Oh, Claire. How far you have fallen. It pains me to see you so.

Posted by jakob187 - July 25, 2009 at 9:08 AM

LUCHAKING!!!

Posted by PenguinDust - July 25, 2009 at 9:15 AM

"It's worse than bland, it's boring." That's my take exactly. I've tried to sit through this movie a couple of times, but each time I wind up watching something else because it's so damned boring.

If Ryan thinks this is bad, wait until he gets to the BloodRayne stuff. Ugh!

Edited by AndrewB - July 25, 2009 at 9:16 AM

You know what? This look at a horrible Dungeon Siege movie made me yearn to play the awesome game it's based off again. Installing now.

Edit: So Dungeon Siege apparently breaks Windows 7. Amazing how a game published and maintained by Microsoft (the patches route to Microsoft's site) can't maintain compatibility with their own operating systems.

Posted by GeekyDad - July 25, 2009 at 9:29 AM

You sure that's Ray Liotta? Looks more like William Shatner after he's tied one on.

Posted by Maxszy - July 25, 2009 at 10:06 AM

I never did see this. I thought to many times for the fun factor of a horrid movie since I did enjoy Dungeon Siege. Though that never came through and now I am grateful for never seeing it.

Thank you Ryan for suffering through such pain for me!

Posted by GamerGeek360 - July 25, 2009 at 10:17 AM

You mean Luchadeer's appearance didn't make this movie great? Wow, it must've really sucked. lol

Posted by DannyJ - July 25, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Jason Statham really cant do any other parts than the badass conman it seems. His appearance and voice, and kung fu stuff, just lends to being an anti-hero.

Posted by Phenwah - July 25, 2009 at 10:35 AM

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard.

Posted by HolyCrapItsAdam - July 25, 2009 at 11:04 AM

When this first came out, I wanted to see it for the soul fact that Jason Statham was in this movie and I was hoping for a medieval Transporter but in the end, I wised up and decided that Uve Boll would not take my money

Posted by Branthog - July 25, 2009 at 11:04 AM

I don't know what you're all smoking, but this film is truly high art.

Posted by AURON570 - July 25, 2009 at 11:14 AM

Ray Liotta, whyyyy?! I had to double-check to make sure this was indeed the same Ray Liotta that was in Goodfellas.

Posted by LeadNinja - July 25, 2009 at 11:17 AM

@MurderByDeath said:

" Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails? "

That's what I thought on the Bombcast. (Homsar.)

Posted by MeatSim - July 25, 2009 at 11:39 AM

How did so many established actors get conned into doing this? Also Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds seem like a horrible fit for a medieval fantasy movie.

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy - July 25, 2009 at 11:43 AM

Ray Liotta has the creepiest, yet funniest laugh next to Willem Dafoe.

Posted by MC_Izawa - July 25, 2009 at 11:44 AM

So, how often is he gonna do the Homsar voice?

Posted by DavidSnakes - July 25, 2009 at 11:47 AM

@Phenwah said:

" As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard. "

L O L!!!!

Posted by Dethfish - July 25, 2009 at 11:58 AM

@SunKing: It would have been a much better movie if he was.

Posted by Kohe321 - July 25, 2009 at 12:02 PM

Awesome TANG!

Posted by VibratingDonkey - July 25, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :(

Posted by RenegadeSaint - July 25, 2009 at 1:39 PM

I didn't know Luchadeer rode a horse.

Edited by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 - July 25, 2009 at 1:50 PM

It still blows my mind at exactly how many well known actors Uwe suckered into being in this film.

Posted by chronicsmoke - July 25, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Ray liotta?????? WHY?????????????

Posted by Krataur - July 25, 2009 at 2:27 PM

"adding ninjas doesn't necessarily make everything better."

True, but adding Jason Statham does.

Posted by natural_deadhead - July 25, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Uray bole or ujay bowl or what ever the fucks his name is, should be shot!

Posted by Osphere - July 25, 2009 at 2:57 PM

That laugh sounds like Homsar from Homestar Runner, fo sho

Posted by John1912 - July 25, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Wow, just fucking wow....That looks terrible. The sad thing is its a pretty decent cast. i dont know the last movie Ive seen with so many ppl I recognized.

Posted by TwoOneFive - July 25, 2009 at 4:21 PM

how the fuck does Boll manage to get actors like this to work for him?!?!?!?!?!?!? seriously, who the fuck does he know?!1

Posted by sdauz - July 25, 2009 at 4:29 PM

"It's like poop out of a butt" Ryan Davis

Posted by lasafrog - July 25, 2009 at 4:45 PM

What is this fad with Uwe Boll getting to direct? Who the hell is he in bed with?

Don't actors read scripts anymore? Or decline if the director is a turd? Depressing.

Posted by Fiveoutafive - July 25, 2009 at 4:49 PM

@VibratingDonkey said:

" Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :( "

God forbid Uwe Boll does something to make the movie enjoyable.

Posted by FPSBoss - July 25, 2009 at 4:52 PM

Man, I might have to watch this one based on the cast & ninja element alone, even though this means I will have seen way more Matthew Lillard than I'd ever like to admit. Also, "Breathtaking overacting", sounds like half of my Netflix queue...

Very nicely done Ryan, as always.

Posted by TheHT - July 25, 2009 at 4:55 PM

I'M THE KING AH AH AH.

i gotta say, i really want to see this now just for the ridiculous ray liotta scenes.

Posted by FlipperDesert - July 25, 2009 at 5:06 PM

Luchadeer speaks! :O

Posted by Shermanator - July 25, 2009 at 5:15 PM

this movie just looks retarted

Posted by Killsone - July 25, 2009 at 5:17 PM

The movie actually wasn't that bad i liked it even though its from Uwe Boll. I think he actually tried on this one but still failed the movie wasn't horrible though but it also wasn't great

Posted by mariomaster12 - July 25, 2009 at 5:17 PM

wears "The Wizard"