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Posted by SunKing
@Dethfish77 said:

I'm the king!
For a few seconds I honestly thought Lucadeer was in the movie.
Posted by ZmillA

I watched this movie while going to sleep, and it served its purpose.

Posted by teh_destroyer

I think the actors joined Uwe Boll in this terrible movie making business to hopefully infiltrate Boll's studio. But it seems that Boll brainwashed them with his terrible direction.

Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN


Posted by TheKing

Ray Liotta WHYYYYY??? You were in Goodfellas god dammit!

Posted by ApertureSilence

Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails?

Posted by yyZiggurat

I didn't know this was based on a video game.

Posted by Sai

wow what must one do to star in the lead role in good fellas and in a uwe boll movie

Posted by Sarumarine

Ron Pearlman!? Really? Ron Pearlman is in this movie? REALLY? What crazy alternate dimension did this movie pop out of? Seriously. Ray Liotta was hard enough to swallow. But Ron Pearlman? I think my mind just exploded.

Posted by TheMustacheHero

Hellboy and Shaggy? WTF?

Posted by zyn

Luchadeer IS DA KING!

Posted by Crono

Another movie flushed down the Boll

Posted by ArbitraryWater

Luchadeer sounds like Homsar?

Posted by risseless

Oh, Claire. How far you have fallen. It pains me to see you so.

Posted by jakob187


Posted by PenguinDust

"It's worse than bland, it's boring."  That's my take exactly.  I've tried to sit through this movie a couple of times, but each time I wind up watching something else because it's so damned boring. 

If Ryan thinks this is bad, wait until he gets to the BloodRayne stuff.  Ugh!

Edited by AndrewB

You know what? This look at a horrible Dungeon Siege movie made me yearn to play the awesome game it's based off again. Installing now.

Edit: So Dungeon Siege apparently breaks Windows 7. Amazing how a game published and maintained by Microsoft (the patches route to Microsoft's site) can't maintain compatibility with their own operating systems.

Posted by GeekyDad

You sure that's Ray Liotta? Looks more like William Shatner after he's tied one on.

Posted by Maxszy

I never did see this. I thought to many times for the fun factor of a horrid movie since I did enjoy Dungeon Siege. Though that never came through and now I am grateful for never seeing it.

Thank you Ryan for suffering through such pain for me!

Posted by GamerGeek360

You mean Luchadeer's appearance didn't make this movie great? Wow, it must've really sucked. lol

Posted by DannyJ

Jason Statham really cant do any other parts than the badass conman it seems. His appearance and voice, and kung fu stuff, just lends to being an anti-hero.

Posted by Phenwah

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard.

Posted by HolyCrapItsAdam

When this first came out, I wanted to see it for the soul fact that Jason Statham was in this movie and I was hoping for a medieval Transporter but in the end, I wised up and decided that Uve Boll would not take my money

Posted by AURON570

Ray Liotta, whyyyy?! I had to double-check to make sure this was indeed the same Ray Liotta that was in Goodfellas.

Posted by LeadNinja
@MurderByDeath said:
" Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails? "
That's what I thought on the Bombcast.  (Homsar.)
Posted by MeatSim

How did so many established actors get conned into doing this? Also Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds seem like a horrible fit for a medieval fantasy movie.

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

Ray Liotta has the creepiest, yet funniest laugh next to Willem Dafoe.

Posted by MC_Izawa

So, how often is he gonna do the Homsar voice?

Posted by DavidSnakes
@Phenwah said:
" As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard. "
L O L!!!!
Posted by Dethfish
@SunKing: It would have been a much better movie if he was.
Posted by Kohe321

Awesome TANG!

Posted by VibratingDonkey

Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :(

Posted by RenegadeSaint

I didn't know Luchadeer rode a horse.

Edited by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497

It still blows my mind at exactly how many well known actors Uwe suckered into being in this film.

Posted by chronicsmoke

Ray liotta??????  WHY?????????????

Posted by Krataur

"adding ninjas doesn't necessarily make everything better."

True, but adding Jason Statham does.

Posted by natural_deadhead

Uray bole or ujay bowl or what ever the fucks his name is, should be shot!

Posted by Osphere

That laugh sounds like Homsar from Homestar Runner, fo sho

Posted by John1912

Wow, just fucking wow....That looks terrible.  The sad thing is its a pretty decent cast.  i dont know the last movie Ive seen with so many ppl I recognized.

Posted by TwoOneFive

how the fuck does Boll manage to get actors like this to work for him?!?!?!?!?!?!? seriously, who the fuck does he know?!1

Posted by sdauz

"It's like poop out of a butt" Ryan Davis

Posted by lasafrog

What is this fad with Uwe Boll getting to direct? Who the hell is he in bed with?

Don't actors read scripts anymore? Or decline if the director is a turd? Depressing.

Posted by Fiveoutafive
@VibratingDonkey said:
" Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :( "
God forbid Uwe Boll does something to make the movie enjoyable.
Posted by FPSBoss

Man, I might have to watch this one based on the cast & ninja element alone, even though this means I will have seen way more Matthew Lillard than I'd ever like to admit. Also, "Breathtaking overacting", sounds like half of my Netflix queue...

Very nicely done Ryan, as always.
Posted by TheHT


i gotta say, i really want to see this now just for the ridiculous ray liotta scenes.

Posted by FlipperDesert

Luchadeer speaks! :O

Posted by Shermanator

this movie just looks retarted

Posted by Killsone

The movie actually wasn't that bad i liked it even though its from Uwe Boll. I think he actually tried on this one but still failed the movie wasn't horrible though but it also wasn't great

Posted by mariomaster12

wears "The Wizard"