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Posted by HT101

Man, what a great TANG, yet again.  "I'm the king, awawawayayaya"

Posted by Bucketdeth

Another great TANG, thanks Ryan!

I actually watched some of this movie drunk about 2 years back.

Posted by beeryayghost

I had no idea who Matthew Lillard was. Until I saw him in the movie. The first thing that came to mind was

"OHMYFUCKINGGOD. ITS SHAGGY."

The lack of Scooby Snacks in this movie is disappointing.

Posted by babz

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

Posted by cyrax

There were some things I liked about this movie but I can never remember them because of the villains terrible overacting. It's probably just Statham but that's a guess.

Posted by TobyD81

Wow, this movie has a halfway decent cast...too bad...

Edited by CashBailey

We're still waiting for the three-hour director's cut Boll has been threatening to release since before this thing came out.

Also, it's pronounced 'Oovah', not 'Oovay'.

Posted by Brackynews
@babz said: 
" Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang "
No. Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. :)

Some Key Grip got paid a lot of money to point a leaf blower in Liotta's face.
Also let's not forget he's the voice of Tommy effing Vercetti, so the man has mad gaming cred, as does Burt.

Edited by Nicholas
@CashBailey said:
"Also, it's pronounced 'Oovah', not 'Oovay'. "
Seriously. Who gives a fuck?
Posted by Renegade

Luchadeer in this movie would have made it a 5 star production.

Edited by CashBailey
@Nicholas said:
" @CashBailey said:
"Also, it's pronounced 'Oovah', not 'Oovay'. "
Seriously. Who gives a fuck? "
You cared enough to respond.

Chump.
Posted by CrazedJoker

That is a big stink loaf on the premiss of my life.

Posted by MB

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Posted by MasterChief360

I thought it would be good because of Jason Stathem.

Posted by Hyprow

The Ray Romano Luchadeer was amazing. Don't think that will get old.

Posted by Titl

Uwe Boll is the only man in the world, who can make something bad, out of ninjas and Ray Liotta

Posted by chilipeppersman

hell yes

Posted by Vampire_Chibi

Will there ever be a good movie, ever?

Posted by MachoFantastico

What a horrid movie, how in living hell does Uwe Boll get the money to make these movies....

There are some truly stupid folk who run the movie industry.

Posted by TheEnd

I never liked Ray Liotta..and this makes my dislike for him worse.

Posted by Floppypants

the movie looks like a film career graveyard

Posted by wosifat

I'm still trying to figure out where you guys got that voice from.  I remember you discussing Rocky at its inception, but it doesn't really sound like Rocky.  It more reminds me of Homsar.

Posted by buzz_clik
@AlexMarra said:
" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "
Pffft, that's not Luchadeer's real voice. It's called acting.
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Posted by Psykhophear

The press warned me not to watch this movie and I think they were right. In The Name of The King looks and sounds abysmal. Thanks for clarifying that for us Ryan.

Posted by Harbi_117

Another great TANG video :)

Posted by Rhyno

LUCHADEER!!!!!

Edited by ch3burashka

OH MY GOD SPOILERS!

How did Ron Perlman, when crossing the river, slip 'back' when the rope in the wider shot is clearly at a 30-45 degree angle down?

Posted by ThomasP

The ninja's topped the segment off nicely.

Posted by AlexMarra
@buzz_clik: But the question remains:

Was one of the crew acting like Luchadeer, or was Luchadeer playing himself? Hmm...
Posted by MetalGearSunny

I'M THE KING

Posted by Irishjohn

Wait, Ninjas?

Posted by Media_Master

this looks laughably bad

Posted by tippinator

I'm surprised that Burt Reynolds of all people was not mentioned by name. His role as the King was laughable at best. He stuck out like a sore thumb. While everyone was at least trying to put on some kind of accent, Burt was just being Burt. Which in a weird way, I appreciated.

Posted by ExitDose

From Goodfellas to Narc to Dungeon Siege, Ray, we've gotta talk.

Posted by Milpool

Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI)  not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY).  She's hot.  Get it right.

Posted by AV_Gamer

From the few scenes I've seen, Ray Liotta looks epic. I knew the movie would suck overall though, so I didn't watch it.

Posted by Chirotera

The most baffling thing to me about this movie is how Uwe was able to get so many recognizable names to fill out the cast. Not only that, but they were all completely awful relative to the characters they were supposed to be playing.

Posted by OneKillWonder_

Seriously, only Uwe Boll could fuck up a movie with such a great cast. How he got all these actors is beyond me. This is an awful movie, but Jason Statham does put on a good show when he's kicking ass.

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Posted by Mezmero

Luchadeer would've made a way better king than Burt Reynolds, though I'm pretty sure he was drunk through the whole movie.  I remember having this playing on my TV while I was fidgeting with my computer and I'm so glad that I didnt actually give it my full attention.  I'm definately looking forward to Wing Commander but I forget if I ever saw that movie.  Feels like a gap in my memory that I'm sure TANG can fill.

Posted by leeto

LUCHHAAAAAADEEEEEER!

Posted by piropeople13

LUCHADEER!

Posted by piropeople13

OMG SAG fees XD

Posted by Azteck

"Urrrgh, I'm a king" - Luchadeer.

Edited by DukeTogo
@Milpool said:
" Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI)  not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY).  She's hot.  Get it right. "
I've heard it spoken many times as the latter and never the former, and yes she's hot, but oh so simple.  She's not dumb, but she thinks she's smarter than most people, even though she has no idea how poorly it makes her look.  Go watch her read that dreadful 9-11 poem she wrote on Leno to be turned-off completely by all but her beauty.

Every guy has that one obscure pseudo-celebrity chick they really like and sort of stalk by knowing far more than they should about a person they never met, Leelo must be yours, so I won't talk too harshly about her.
Posted by Milpool
@DukeTogo said:
" @Milpool said:
" Leelee (SOB-EYE-SKI)  not (SOB-EE-YES-KEY).  She's hot.  Get it right. "
I've heard it spoken many times as the latter and never the former, and yes she's hot, but oh so simple.  She's not dumb, but she thinks she's smarter than most people, even though she has no idea how poorly it makes her look.  Go watch her read that dreadful 9-11 poem she wrote on Leno to be turned-off completely by all but her beauty.Every guy has that one obscure pseudo-celebrity chick they really like and sort of stalk by knowing far more than they should about a person they never met, Leelo must be yours, so I won't talk too harshly about her. "
Oh god.  I had no idea.  Oh god... I mean I can't find the video but I found copy of the poem... oh god... why...  why did you have to point this out and kill my erection.  Actually to be honest pretty much every time I see her trying to act it kills my erection.  Oh Leelee, wtf.  Why can't you just release a sex tape or something.
Posted by Foxdemon2k

A lot of people must watch his movies for him to get enough funding to make a gazillion of them. :(

Posted by Linkyshinks

Stjiir things up!

Ryan, you would have looked good in that film.

Posted by ThePantheon

ray liotta..
tommy vercetti was your last high point.

Posted by doctorkaneder

I can never tell if you guys are doing Ray Romano or Homsar.

Posted by Einherjar

Uwe Boll has to be the final secret nazi weapon, with the single purpose of eliminating american entertainment.

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