Miss you Ryan!
Still better than Twilight :)
Oh god, i laughed so hard :D
You forgot the awful soft porn scene in the movie highlight.
Bad wigs: Nice tits.
I'm completely sold on this movie.
" Boobies at 54 seconds in! "OH MY GOD BOOBIES!
Ryan slipping in that middle finger was brilliant.
I need to see this when its not edited for TV, it might just make it that much more bearable.
I saw this movie being played on tv myself. Thank God I changed the channel.
" saw this movie on TV a few days ago, i was like WTF?! "
Boobies at 54 seconds in!
Another great TANG. Makes me glad I never saw the movie, but happy I got to see Ryan deliver a hilarious review of it.
Middle finger, eh? Well EFF YOU Ryan Davis!
Also, great review as always. Uwe Boll strikes again!!!
Wow, Ghandi is in this movie!
Ryan, would you kindly never show the middle finger at me again? Thank you in advance.
I didn't think it could go worse than it did with the Postal movie.. apparently it could.
HOLY FUCK! SPIKE BAT TO THE HEAD!
Meat Loaf was in this movie? I had no idea.
No wonder many people who don't play video games think vids are stupid. The extended media properties(movies) sure do make them out that way.
Uwe Boll is perhaps the biggest joke not only in film making but to the world. I mean how the holy cluster **** can this guy keep getting funding to make this abomination of films. I think there isn't enough Jack Daniel's in the world which could make one of his films good.
Edit: I have just checked Zone Horror and they are showing this later on tonight.
Ryan! How dare you not talk about the best sex scene ever from this movie!!! O_O
Thank god for TANG. If it wasn't for this i might actually watch some of these movies. I wonder what movie will be next.
These just keep getting better.
OMG look at the blood.......
hahaha oh man this movie looks totally bizarre! i'd say it's the work of a psychopath more than a savant.
Really nice work editing in Luchadeer.
people who do not know how to how suwoooords! HORRAY!
I wonder what would happen if Ryan and Uwe Boll were in a room together...
watching you talk about it ryan is far better than having to slog through the movie myself!! thank god for your service!
bleh, how is it possible to make a movie about vampires and blood so dull
god what an aweful movie
NOO UWE BOLL KILLED LUCHADEER D:
Also, it seems they spent nearly all their budget on Meat Loaf's disintegration effect... It's the only thing that's passable in the entire film.
One of the few instances in movies where the excessive gore doesn't appeal to me.
I remember watching this on tv one night & being really thankful that I'd never played the games. The majority of actors in this film seem to read their lines with a subtext of "where's my check? did you guys get your check? when are the checks coming??"
I have yet to watch an Uwe Boll movie and frankly I don't think I ever will. I'll watch TANG instead.