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Posted by Thiago123
Edited by Brillohead

The man.

Posted by majinace

Miss you Ryan!

Posted by amir90

Still better than Twilight :)

Posted by NoCookiesForYou

Oh god, i laughed so hard :D

Posted by SilverPR

You forgot the awful soft porn scene in the movie highlight.

Posted by Max_Hydrogen

Bad wigs: Nice tits.

Posted by Sinkwater


Posted by F1

I'm completely sold on this movie.

Posted by dbz1995
@JohnnySailor said:
" Boobies at 54 seconds in! "
Posted by Neorub

Damn! I feel bad for a buddy of mine who actually went to the theaters and saw this.
Posted by Keeng

Holy hell. I heard this movie was bad but I never imagined it could be this bad.
Posted by lamegame621

Ryan slipping in that middle finger was brilliant.

Posted by Martdawg

I need to see this when its not edited for TV, it might just make it that much more bearable.

Edited by TOYBOXX
@SevX1 said:

" saw this movie on TV a few days ago, i was like WTF?! "

I saw this movie being played on tv myself. Thank God I changed the channel.
Posted by Rhyno

Luchadeer, NO!!!!!!

Posted by cc23574

Did Ryan just flip me off? 
Posted by Johnny_Sailor

Boobies at 54 seconds in!

Edited by auspiciousqueue

Another great TANG. Makes me glad I never saw the movie, but happy I got to see Ryan deliver a hilarious review of it. 

Posted by darkjester74

Middle finger, eh?  Well EFF YOU Ryan Davis!
Also, great review as always.  Uwe Boll strikes again!!!

Posted by GravityParade

Wow, Ghandi is in this movie!

Posted by Cross

Ryan, would you kindly never show the middle finger at me again? Thank you in advance.

Posted by Yummylee

Uwe boll must promise a life times worth of german porn n lager to be able to seduce so many talented actors into his movies.
Posted by Azteck

I didn't think it could go worse than it did with the Postal movie.. apparently it could.

Posted by TheHakku

Great movie.

Posted by SamuSlave


Posted by theMuse

Meat Loaf was in this movie? I had no idea.

Posted by Mezmero

I'm gonna have nightmares from the image of Luchadeer getting lazily and nonchalantly chopped to a bloody, corn-syrupy pulp.  These movies are abominations and should've stopped the moment Uwe Boll was conceived, but I'm not saying anything we don't already know.  Great video and impressive editing as always.
Posted by Arjuna

No wonder many people who don't play video games think vids are stupid.  The extended media properties(movies) sure do make them out that way.

Edited by BigAlstevens83

Uwe Boll is perhaps the biggest  joke not only in film making but to the world. I mean how the holy cluster **** can this guy keep getting funding to make this abomination of films. I think there isn't enough Jack Daniel's in the world which could make one of his films good. 
Edit: I have just checked Zone Horror and they are showing this later on tonight.

Posted by SavoyPrime

Ryan! How dare you not talk about the best sex scene ever from this movie!!! O_O

Posted by DrainDeimo

Thank god for TANG. If it wasn't for this i might actually watch some of these movies. I wonder what movie will be next.

Posted by DancingJesus

Posted by SevX1

saw this movie on TV a few days ago, i was like WTF?!
Posted by Hughes

These just keep getting better.

Posted by JellyFish_Gsus

OMG look at the blood.......

Posted by bigsmoke77

I love the middle   finger a t    3:28
Posted by spilledmilkfactory

hahaha oh man this movie looks totally bizarre! i'd say it's the work of a psychopath more than a savant.

Posted by SunKing

Really nice work editing in Luchadeer.

Posted by chogi

people who do not know how to how suwoooords! HORRAY!

Posted by Media_Master

I wonder what would happen if Ryan and Uwe Boll were in a room together...

Posted by queenulhu

watching you talk about it ryan is far better than having to slog through the movie myself!!  thank god for your service!

Posted by halfameatball

I love me some TANG. It makes bad movies enjoyable, and allows me to understand just how terrible these flicks are without having to actually sit through them. Thanks Ryan.
Posted by JoelTGM

bleh, how is it possible to make a movie about vampires and blood so dull

Posted by Koai3

god what an aweful movie

Edited by Matfei90

 Also, it seems they spent nearly all their budget on Meat Loaf's disintegration effect... It's the only thing that's passable in the entire film.

Posted by GregIsRad

One of the few instances in movies where the excessive gore doesn't appeal to me.

Posted by Lydian_Sel

I remember watching this on tv one night & being really thankful that I'd never played the games. The majority of actors in this film seem to read their lines with a subtext of "where's my check? did you guys get your check? when are the checks coming??"

Posted by Death_Burnout
@nrain: yeah thats the thing that made me smile the most.

I have yet to watch an Uwe Boll movie and frankly I don't think I ever will. I'll watch TANG instead.