Was this really released? Honestly? ugh
Was this really released? Honestly? ugh
Those vampire chicks are hawt.
How dare Giant Bomb expose this to our children?!
" Boobs "
Ugh! BloodRayne is one of my favorite video game characters.
Hell, my gamer tag has been BloodRayne since Xbox Live first launched...
way back on November 15, 2002
The movies kinda' ruined the game franchise in my opinion.
I want to change my gamer tag now :(
The only good scene in this movie was the "dry hump".
ROFL, Ryan giving Uwe Boll the finger at 3:28!
God, I feel dirty just having watched the TANG clips of this movie. It's nt just bad, it's bad with GUSTO
Great Job! If only you'd donned a wig for the occasion
The blood effects look SO bad, that I almost want to see the movie.
I loved the subliminal middle finger message Ryan!!!
I fell off my chair when Ryan spoke about "people constantly explaining shit".
Still, Mr. Davis, you don't have a fucking clue how this shit can be deep after only 3 Uwe Boll's movies. It's time to see Alone in the Dark.
@Ryan: I vote for psychopath.
King Luchadeer is dead!
wasn't expecting this so early.....too much gore
Ryan seriously no mention of the prison sex scene?
Where does Uwe Boll gets the money to do his shit movies?
By the way, how many gallons of blood did they use in the movie? o_O"
I am pretty sure Ben Kingsley did not give a fuck during any part of the movie he was just getting paid really handsomly
woa TANG is early this week!
cant wait to get home and watch this. TANG is more entertaining than the movie itself. Hurray for hilarious editing!
I liked Bloodrayne a bit, so I was always morbidly curious to watch this garbage. Thank you TANG for letting me feel like I've seen it without all the time-wastage.
His films ARE intentionally bad. The studio he works for has (or had, at least) an insurance policy that gives them a metric shitload of cash when a movie tanks.
Boll wasn't kidding when he called himself a genius, only a mind so far advanced we mortals cannot comprehend it could take concepts that should make at least B grade movies and make the end products this bad.
But, yes. It is intentional, it is essentially literally his job to make movies that fail horribly.
He is, also, a really crappy director with no real hope of ever creating something positive or entertaining. Almost makes me pity him...almost.
Yey, for Ryan flipping us off covertly.
Why Ben Kingsly, why?! Billy Zane, too? :(
Please God tell me you're going to do House Of The Dead (at least the first if not the second one).
It is seriously one of my favorite movies. I was in real, physical pain from laughing by the end of it.
boobs at 00:54. lawl.
wow had no idea it was so gory
Clearly he is a mad man.
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
Ben Kingsley..how does the man who played Gahndi end up in a flick like this?
Flipped off by Ryan and boobs....perfect tang.
Ryan Davis, I am pleading to you to watch Blood Rayne 3... All I have to say is Vampire Cowboys
I need to know definitively if it is a great movie or the greatest movie
SOOOOO MUCH BLOOOD!!!
shit movie is shit
Ryan, I heard from Samit on the latest episode of Podtoid that you were saying on your Twitter that you are looking to track down a copy of the European release of Far Cry from Uwe Boll. Is this true? 'Cause it damn well better be... that was a hilarious TANG you just did. I don't get how anybody could make movies this bad, you're right, it's like he's mentally disabled and just can't understand the concepts good and bad from one another. I'd be curious to see what Uwe Boll's top 10 films of all time are LOL.
" Ryan seriously no mention of the prison sex scene? "wat
Did you know your arms are hollow tubes filled with ketchup? I had no idea!
Great TANG...horrible movie. Can't wait for the next Bloodrayne movie TANG. How come no mention of the gratuitous vampire nudity?
Why did you have to kill Luchadeer? whyyyy?!?!
where does uwe get the money to make this stuff? it's one thing to WANT to make a movie like this, and quite another to get funded properly and then have decent actors agree to act so poorly in it. My opinion is that uwe throws crazy parties during shooting, and that is why all these actors agree to participate in the mayhem.