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Edited by spiceninja

No Luchadeer! NO!

Posted by CitizenJP

Haha if you to wikipedia they hav some funny yet sad stats on Uwe's movies and how much they cost and how much they bring in...its so terrible lol. I think like one of them costed like 12 mill or somethin and only brought in 5 mill in like opening week. Oh and to Jayzilla, he gets funding from German companies an shit. =/

Posted by kerikxi

Can't wait to see what they loop for next week's I Love Mondays.

Posted by PabloDiablo

That middle guy is so half-assed about killing Luchadeer

Posted by Sanious

Billy Zane is great! :D

Posted by CraigAA1028

I kind of want to watch it just to see how terrible it is. I've seen some Uwe Boll movies (Alone in the Dark, Postal) but I've always been curious to see how bad these thing can get.

Posted by FlipperDesert

Luchadeer no! D:
 
Good God, I'd heard stories, but that film just looked ridiculous.

Posted by JukeboxJoe

I think we found the answer to the question. This IS the worst film ever made. Ever.

Posted by Mimakos

hey ryan...how about watching the polish "The Witcher "movie..never watched it but this could prove interesting,right?nice TANG as always..

Posted by Chocobo_Blitzer

Dude Michael Madsen was in this? Christ.

Posted by Dethfish

Damn Ryan, I think you might need a break from these shit movies. I know I couldn't watch so many bad movies in such a short amount of time without going insane.
Posted by TimesHero
I've been waiting for this forever!
Posted by cyrax

Hilarious and well said Ryan. Thanks for including the montage because I otherwise wouldn't have known it was there. I deleted the movie halfway through.

Edited by dagas

Uwe Boll is da man! Can you believe getting paid to make these movies? I mean the manuscript is probably done in an afternoon and then he probably sits in his director's chair eating donuts and watching porn on a laptop not caring at all about the movie.

Posted by Absurd

I feel bad for Ryan

Posted by MilkmanDan

Ryan, your  sacrifice is appreciated.  Thanks for losing a few (or more) brain cells watching this train wreck and telling us all about it.

Posted by buzz_killington

Ryan Davies gives y'all the finger at 5:29.
Posted by AgentofChaos

There are 3 of these, so I can't wait to see at least the 2nd one on TANG

Posted by ip007

Does anyone know where the piano music track at 3:10 in this episode comes from? It sounds awesome!

Posted by ElectricHaggis

It's hard to believe that this is a real movie.

Posted by AllanIceman

Needs more TANG

Posted by HilariousDoubleEntendre

Gam3rz don't want exposition, RYAN!

Posted by sdauz

i like billy zane...dont know why.

Edited by Godlyawesomeguy

0:54 BOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Duckbutter

Uwe Boll is trying to force cult classics on us. he wants us to Saturday Night Rocky Horror his films and recite the lines and give high fives for movies that are so bad, they're awesome. he wants his movies to get a bad-movie following like The Room does. you can't force cult followings they just happen. everybody knows that.

Posted by Vorbis

How these famous actors end up in his movies I just can't fathom.

Posted by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497

I'm surprised that Ryan didn't talk about Michael Madsen's "performance" a bit more, as it's been widely reported that he was hammered during most of the filming.

Posted by Llama

i always thought Uwe Boll was running some kind of money laundering operation. The actors just phone it in and everyone is happy

Posted by babz

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang

Posted by SuperfluousMoniker

WTF Ben Kingsly is in this?

Posted by PixelStyles

I saw tittah. I'm in for when this is on Netflix Parties

Posted by Impossibilium

And Vinny once again puts the icing on the Tang.

Posted by lesenfantterrible
@Hilbert: everything!!
Posted by Terjay

There's a couple of redeeming things in this movie and they are Kristanna's bewbs.

Posted by Kou_Leifoh

*Sigh* My TANG needs have been fill full.=)

Posted by theMcNasty

ROFL @ Luchadeath.

Posted by Sharpshooter

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING UWE BOLL MONEY TO SHIT ALL OVER VIDEOGAME STORYLINES AND MOVIES IN GENERAL? The reason this comment is in all caps is that I can't scream it at the top of my lungs or I'll wake my 5 month old nephew.

Posted by VibratingDonkey

This almost makes the movie look good. Uwe Boll should take note of  the editing here. The key is to cut 99% of the footage.
 
I don't know if Madsen was drunk or not, but he sure as hell acted like it. The intentionally terrible acting is one of the few positive traits this movie possesses.

Posted by RHCPfan24

Wow, that violence looks so unnecessarily stupid. Another horrible movie but an excellent episode of TANG. Good job.

Edited by Dr_Who

You should do this live so we can hear your crys and screams of when you watch these really bad films.

Posted by MistaSparkle

Ben Kingsley's nose is huge! Just look at it around 1:57
Posted by gormers

You dont show me the finger Ryan!!

Posted by trimon

And so we march on foward down this circle of madness. It'd be funny to see Ryan's appearance becoming more and more pale and demonic with each iteration of TANG.

Posted by luchadeer797

ha! ryan flips the viewer of the video off by accident
Posted by MeatSim

 Ben Kingsley: Why the hell am I in this movie!?? 

Posted by chilipeppersman
@Jambones said:
" The guys chopping the dude on the floor <3 They were working hard for every cent they got paid. "
lol. so true
Posted by SlantedRoom

dude boobs at 0:54. awesome.
Posted by Adamant_Lungs

Not LUCHADEER!!!, NOOOOO.
Edited by mustachioeugene

add it to the short list of movies that billy zane owns...
- zoolander.
-dead calm
-demon knight
 
need I say more; 

Posted by copycatzen

LOL contractions finger!!! LOL