AW HELL NO! Ryan did you... did you just give me the finger?! I'm most displeased about this!!! Actually I'm the opposite, made me laugh alot!
I've never seen a man look so bored as he hacked a body to pieces.
Lmao, I love the completely blank experession on that one actors face as he hacked @ the corpse on the ground.
Like Dungeon Siege only more so, this looks truly brilliant. Uwe Boll is turning into some kind of meta ironic super hero in my mind. & Billy Zane remains win, this might be his best worse yet.
Can't wait for your review of Alone In The Dark... I've watched that film three times now, and each time I've found some more goofs. My favourite is the fact that someone who's supposed to be dead moves their head just before the edit.
Oh, sorry... spoilers.
Oh god. Oh god no. No, no, no, not like this...
Haha, did Ryan just flip us off?
Yes, I love how the death of the guy who gets stabbed comes off as completely uncaring of his own death. He doesn't even seem like he died for a higher cause. He really does seem like he is thinking about something else; likely how he will no longer have to be seen and disgraced in the movie.
Also, the hacking scene with the 3 dudes is hilarious too, so slow and no emotion on their face. The scene's redundant gore reminded me of the opening of Robocop.
Worst. Blood. Effects. Ever.
Glad I never played the game or watched this crap.
Oh. My. God. This is horrid. The epitome of bad.
TANG on a Thursday? You've gone mad. Uwe Boll films will do that to you.
@ least the chicks look good :P
I have yet to watch an Uwe Boll movie and frankly I don't think I ever will. I'll watch TANG instead.
I remember watching this on tv one night & being really thankful that I'd never played the games. The majority of actors in this film seem to read their lines with a subtext of "where's my check? did you guys get your check? when are the checks coming??"
One of the few instances in movies where the excessive gore doesn't appeal to me.
NOO UWE BOLL KILLED LUCHADEER D:
Also, it seems they spent nearly all their budget on Meat Loaf's disintegration effect... It's the only thing that's passable in the entire film.
god what an aweful movie
bleh, how is it possible to make a movie about vampires and blood so dull
watching you talk about it ryan is far better than having to slog through the movie myself!! thank god for your service!
I wonder what would happen if Ryan and Uwe Boll were in a room together...
people who do not know how to how suwoooords! HORRAY!
Really nice work editing in Luchadeer.
hahaha oh man this movie looks totally bizarre! i'd say it's the work of a psychopath more than a savant.
OMG look at the blood.......
These just keep getting better.
Thank god for TANG. If it wasn't for this i might actually watch some of these movies. I wonder what movie will be next.
Ryan! How dare you not talk about the best sex scene ever from this movie!!! O_O
Uwe Boll is perhaps the biggest joke not only in film making but to the world. I mean how the holy cluster **** can this guy keep getting funding to make this abomination of films. I think there isn't enough Jack Daniel's in the world which could make one of his films good.
Edit: I have just checked Zone Horror and they are showing this later on tonight.
No wonder many people who don't play video games think vids are stupid. The extended media properties(movies) sure do make them out that way.
Meat Loaf was in this movie? I had no idea.
HOLY FUCK! SPIKE BAT TO THE HEAD!
I didn't think it could go worse than it did with the Postal movie.. apparently it could.
Ryan, would you kindly never show the middle finger at me again? Thank you in advance.
Wow, Ghandi is in this movie!
Middle finger, eh? Well EFF YOU Ryan Davis!
Also, great review as always. Uwe Boll strikes again!!!