Edited by VicRattlehead - September 03, 2009 at 9:36 AM

yay tang is back..

Posted by evanbrau - September 03, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Hey tang cool!

Posted by gosukiller - September 03, 2009 at 9:38 AM

TANG!! Really scratching the bottom with this one.

Posted by PolyesterPimp - September 03, 2009 at 9:41 AM

new found land... wow

Posted by mfpantst - September 03, 2009 at 9:41 AM

so happy you're back

Edited by Sikboy1029 - September 03, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Yikes, that's one bad flick.

Posted by ashbash - September 03, 2009 at 9:42 AM

At last!

Posted by wwwchan - September 03, 2009 at 9:44 AM

TANG is BACK!

Edited by The_Philosopher - September 03, 2009 at 9:44 AM

Yay! TANG is back!

I hate how nobody uses the proper name for the province. It's atcually Newfoundland and Labrador. Ah well Newfoundland is still closer then New Found Land lol.

Posted by _Phara0h_ - September 03, 2009 at 9:44 AM

Wow I wonder if Uwe Boll will get a spot in Game history or if every one just wants to forget he ever made these films.....

Posted by Max21 - September 03, 2009 at 9:44 AM

YAY Tang :D

Posted by Damien - September 03, 2009 at 9:46 AM

Tara Reid is still alive?

Posted by mattjam3000 - September 03, 2009 at 9:46 AM

You vey b o l l is so bad that i dont even want to look his name up

Posted by FlemmingM - September 03, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Wow.. Mnemic was in a Uwe Boll movie... awesome!

Edited by Infernocow - September 03, 2009 at 9:50 AM

As a Newfoundlander, I resent that no-one...anywhere...ever...can correctly pronounce it.
noofin-land
Just think of this rhyme: "It's Newfoundland, Understand?" No New-finland, or Newfinluhnd. New-fin-land

Sorry...Touchy subject.

Posted by hardcorebunnni - September 03, 2009 at 9:50 AM

Yay, TANG is back to provide me with my weekly dosage of Uwe Boll. God knows how much we all need it...
Oh, and lulz at Tara Reid.

Posted by Droop - September 03, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Rocking rock 'n' roll music that rocks!

Posted by Jensonb - September 03, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Yay for a new TANG!

And boy does this movie look badly done

Posted by AkasoFailsOnGiantBomb - September 03, 2009 at 9:54 AM

As a Newfoundland native myself, I found this quite hilarious.

Edited by Death_Burnout - September 03, 2009 at 9:54 AM

This is so predictable, done before and childish, but, Uwe Bollocks! Woot!

Posted by FinalDasa - September 03, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Most awkward sex scene, yay!

Posted by iSAW - September 03, 2009 at 9:59 AM

Hey Ryan, maybe Tara just pronounced it that way to piss people off. Have you ever thought about tha...yeah never mind.

Posted by mustachioeugene - September 03, 2009 at 10:01 AM

I don't know anyone who says New Found Land, it's always pronounced Newfundland, one quick word... infact, the less syllables you can use, the better. Nawfulahn is about as detailed as I pronounce it.

Posted by Delta_Ass - September 03, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Oh jeez, I've been pronouncing it Tara Reid-style all this time.

Posted by Toope - September 03, 2009 at 10:07 AM

@Infernocow said:

" As a Newfoundlander, I resent that no-one...anywhere...ever...can correctly pronounce it.
noofin-land Just think of this rhyme: "It's Newfoundland, Understand?" No New-finland, or Newfinluhnd. New-fin-land Sorry...Touchy subject. "

As a fellow Newfoundlander, I agree. Ryan if you're going to correct someones pronunciation, make sure yours is correct as well.

Posted by Hoshnasi - September 03, 2009 at 10:09 AM

New-FOUND-Land

Posted by mattjam3000 - September 03, 2009 at 10:09 AM

What, idiot movie company, pays this man to make movies. In an ideal world, they would be stoned to death

Posted by MordeaniisChaos - September 03, 2009 at 10:14 AM

o.o I had something to say but this beat the intelligence from my brain =(

Posted by TheHBK - September 03, 2009 at 10:17 AM

Ok thats enough! I have fucking had it. I fucking dont believe you any more Ryan. There is no fucking way in hell, that anyone would ever give Uwe Boll this many movies to direct. As a matter of fact, no one can ever fucking call him a director. This is a lie. This is not true. He could not have gotten that many jobs.

Posted by Aeterna - September 03, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Damn, got schooled by Ryan. :(

I think I'd say it like newfound--land. more split up like that. Not that I've ever uttered that name in my life.

Edited by Wiseblood - September 03, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Here's an article written by someone who worked on a first draft of the script for this movie. Apparently he wanted to stick to the Lovecraftian style of the original games but Boll felt it didn't have enough gun battles and car chases.

Online

Posted by FlamingHobo - September 03, 2009 at 10:22 AM

@Damien said:

" Tara Reid is still alive? "

She might be, at least she was... the last time I checked my basement.

I love me some TANG!

Posted by MetalGearSunny - September 03, 2009 at 10:22 AM

Yeah, awkward duels outta put you in the mood!

Posted by RipTheVeins - September 03, 2009 at 10:22 AM

..asshole

Posted by mrbasehart - September 03, 2009 at 10:25 AM

I wonder which Ryan would like to experience again the least: The Alone in the Dark movie, or the most recent Alone in the Dark video game? :)

Posted by SuperSambo - September 03, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Tang is back! Hell yes.

Posted by Spiritof - September 03, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Stephen Dorff is an actor GODAMMIT!

Posted by Kohe321 - September 03, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Great TANG!

Posted by Ecinsiefil - September 03, 2009 at 10:38 AM

You should definitely do Far Cry next.

Posted by Postromo - September 03, 2009 at 10:42 AM

WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE STILL PAY UWE BOLL TO MAKE MOVIES? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE THAT MAN MONEY?

Posted by Phenwah - September 03, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Wasn't that the same cavern from Postal? :(

Posted by AltDimension - September 03, 2009 at 10:47 AM

Great review!

Posted by CoverlessTech - September 03, 2009 at 10:49 AM

I love it when people try to correct other people's pronunciation and pronounce the word wrong themselves.

Like others have said it's more like noufunLAND. Land is where the emphases lies, I really don't care how you pronounce the newfound part but land is always land, never lend(as Ryan said)

Newfoundland
Newfinland
Noufunland

Is all good in my book. I actually prefer the way Tara Reid pronounce it to the way Ryan did. It's Land, not Lend. I say Noufunland.

Yes, I'm from Newfoundland.