"He's like the J.R.R. Tolkien of being totally shitty."
Time to take another hit from the Boll bowl.
I'm glad to see that "Non-sequitorial" isn't being driven into the ground too much.
The close-up of the guy eating the cracker haunts me...
"He's the JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty"
Natassia Malthe is only half Norwegian, being a Norwegian myself, i felt it had to be pointed out....please?
Uwe most likely ripped the idea for this movie off of John Carpenter's Vampires, which is loosely based on John Steakley's novel Vampire$.
I am not sure you used "hung" correctly, but I could be wrong.
People get hanged, pictures get hung. But awesome review regardless!
"Movie Crime is a disease. Meet the cure - TANG"
The whole "visual trademark" thing + JRR comment made me laugh hard. Love TANG.
even the production values seem pretty bad in this one..
ROTFLOL! Un-shaven Ryan Davis and life draining Uwe Bowl films. This is wonderful TANG! OMG YES!
Man these dudes are like discount video caption warehouse! I mean, the little tagline thing for this is hilarious, as are like 90% of the other ones on the videos on this site... something's up. They have a super-funny-robot-video-caption-generator-thing somewhere in that office.
"he's like the JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty"
Diggin' the mustache; it's a good look for you.
"Life is like a penis..." Worst line ever...
Christ, Uwe Boll...
What a great ending, lol.
Wow, that's a really really insightful saltine cracker-to-tongue-close up. Uweeeee makes Sergio Leone look like a chump.
tang is the shit
Whoah! Mustache on the horizon...
" For the record, the proper past tense for hanging somebody with a noose is hanged, not hung. She almost gets hanged. It's not a huge deal. If you get paid to write for a living, however, check your copy. "Wow, go away. Go hungded yourself or something.
vampires in the wild west does sound pretty cool. wasn't there a game like that some time ago? i seem to recall a pretty badass trailer.
Billy the Kid was a vampire? Whoah...
The last line of the movie was terrible. He compared life to a penis.....WTF!!!!!!!
Wow, <3 tang.
Another shitastic movie. Another fantastic TANG.
XD at Ryan's big cheesey grin at the end.
I was hoping the last line would be "no bitch is safe from Chicago Ted".
You people think Boll's movies are bad? Try watching Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.
God i love tang. Just an excellent way to end my week.
" I wonder if we'll see a TANG based on the Street Figher II animated movie. "
I wonder if we'll see a TANG based on the Street Figher II animated movie.
Uwe Boll should only be watched with Director's Commentary, friends, and a crap load of booze.
lol Can't believe that's what he said in the end!
"He's like the J.R.R. Tolkein of being shitty." Ha-ha! That's classic. If is definitely one of my favorite TANGs. And the movie is gawd-awful. Really the worst of the bunch I think.
For the record, the proper past tense for hanging somebody with a noose is hanged, not hung. She almost gets hanged. It's not a huge deal. If you get paid to write for a living, however, check your copy.
I need to shower badly after this week's TANG it's such a bad movie........
You know I can't even argue. Life is like a penis. Now it all makes sense why my life has been very white and very average.