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Posted by lemon360

nice
Posted by Lowbrow

Gah, not loading for me.

Posted by CaptainObvious

Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka.

Posted by Wiseblood

Duder, it's over!

Posted by Jacob816

VIdeo no worke :(

Posted by lilarchie232

GET BENG TANG!

Posted by Pandasaurus

DUDER, ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN!!

Posted by The_Philosopher

Yay!!!!!!
Posted by light_grenade

duder :(

Posted by Pie

Yay, time for TANG presses play ARGH, WHAT HAPPENED TO TANG!?

Posted by _Nuno_

best tang yet

Posted by Winternet

Duder! It's been a while since the last time we've met. How are you, my friend?

Posted by unreal999

Not working, but can't wait!

Posted by swat200

o NOES its broke

Posted by dbz1995
@CaptainObvious said:
" Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka. "
Why do you hate motherfuckers? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?
 
:'(
Posted by Jake_K

UWEEEEEEE.
 
All I could think of when I read that was Incredible Crisis.

Posted by Fubar

Moar stare!!1

Posted by Jayzilla

i didn't think it could be worse that the first...i underestimated the power of the UWEEEEE.

Posted by erinfizz

Ryan....please don't actually hurt yourself. You seem beat down. *hug*

Posted by LordKorax

I did a similar video-game-movie odyssey last year, and Bloodrayne 2 was easily the worst of the bunch. It blows way past "so bad it's good" and leaves you in "I want that piece of my life back, and am willing to take it from Uwe Boll at knife-point."

Posted by Xcaliber
@dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka. "
Why do you hate motherfuckers? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?  :'( "

Isnt' it obvious?
Posted by FunExplosions

Wow, that looks like it took all of the possibly-redeeming qualities out of Uwe's previous works and just made a piece of shit as bland as that saltine cracker. Although, that man seemed to really enjoy that cracker.

Posted by JeffGoldblum
@Xcaliber said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka. "
Why do you hate motherfuckers? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?  :'( "
Isnt' it obvious? "
Yeah! They killed my dog!
Posted by Vinchenzo

"Life is like a penis. When it gets hard, you get screwed. When it's soft, you can't beat it."

Posted by Allprox

I can beat it when it's soft.

Posted by FLStyle

Is this the final Uwe Boll episode of TANG, I hope so.

Posted by ArbitraryWater

We certainly are venturing into the deepest reaches of video game movie hell.

Posted by Xolare
@JeffGoldblum said:
" @Xcaliber said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka. "
Why do you hate motherfuckers? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?  :'( "
Isnt' it obvious? "
Yeah! They killed my dog! "
And they fucked your mom too. 
 
But I can't wait for this TANG!
Posted by SuperSambo
1:08
 
Is that Jeff?
Posted by Sarumarine

You can't beat TANG. You also can't beat Ryan Davis in a stare down. Unless it's a movie he's reviewing for TANG. Heh. I will be sad when you guys run out of movies to use for this feature.

Posted by TripMasterMunky

I think for a TANG finale, the Ryan character of TANG should kill himself of insanity.

Posted by Seedofpower
@lemon360 said:
" nice "
nice
Posted by Kohe321

Uwe Boll has proved himself once again.

Posted by VicRattlehead

every week ryan seems to be slowly losing the will to live, if you watch all the tang episodes in a row do you think you could pin point the exact moment where he snaps?

Posted by AjayRaz

i love my tang.  
great staredown with ryan XD 

Posted by AlKusanagi

One day, Uwe is going to make a movie based on Haze and ultimately kill Ryan...

Posted by ashton

loving the goatee

Posted by Peredur

The sacrifices this man makes for this feature....

Posted by IchiroYagiza

Disaster after another!!!   :-P 
Uwe Boll must be stop by any means necessary. Any ideas?
Posted by Meltbrain

Haha, wow. I'm actually impressed that this seems to be worse than Boll's other attempts at "entertainment".

Posted by NoXious
@Vinchenzo said:
" "Life is like a penis. When it gets hard, you get screwed. When it's soft, you can't beat it." "
Quoting it to give you folk something to think about. This shit is spot on.
Edited by Bigandtasty

"UWEEEEEE" made me think of Soulja Boy. 
 
Edit: Lol, I knew it would end in a staredown.

Posted by ahoodedfigure
@erinfizz: I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.  I really hope Uwe hasn't made any more films, but I'm afraid to look.
Posted by Crono

Loved the opener, Ryan.  It was like the life has been sucked out of you.  Completely.

Posted by Yummylee

God bless TANG and the terrible movies that gave it its existance!

Posted by RazielCuts

Haha wow, it looks like the films are finally taking its tole on you man, unshaven stubbly beard and tired weary eyes. Stay off the crack (bad game films)Ryan! 

Posted by nrain
@NoXious said:
"@Vinchenzo said:
" "Life is like a penis. When it gets hard, you get screwed. When it's soft, you can't beat it." "
Quoting it to give you folk something to think about. This shit is spot on. "

HAHA. Reminds me off Team America. Dicks, Pussies and Assholes.
Posted by Bummey

 "The JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty" line got me, and  might use that in the future.
 
Except JRR Tolkien was totally shitty so I'll be betraying my opinions in favor of amusing dialogue. :|

Posted by RoboRobb

The last line of the film made me feel a combination of a *sigh* + cringe .

Posted by Soap
@Bummey said:
"Except JRR Tolkien was totally shitty so I'll be betraying my opinions in favor of amusing dialogue. :| "
Welcome to the world of WRONG lol
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