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Posted by Origina1Penguin

I tried to watch the whole thing on Netflix Streaming, but even with my tolerance for shitty movies I was unable to sit half way through this slow, horrible, trash film.  This TANG wasn't very exciting either.  I suppose there's not much you can do with something so bad.
 
Side note:  I'm not liking ads before TANG.  It's GB-specific content, not a trailer or gameplay video.

Posted by AllanIceman

Needs more TANG!

Posted by chilipeppersman

b4 this tang i saw about 10 min of this movie and knew it was udder shit. GREAT TANG i must say tho. entertaining as usual. whats gonna be the next one?

Posted by Daniel

That was goddamned hilarious.

Posted by Aarny91

I wonder what he's going to do next D:

Posted by Chewii101

I give Ryan mad props for being able to keep up with this shit. Terrible, eye-gouging, crotch-crushing shit. 

Posted by Sorax

The thing that gets me about Boll's movies is how boring they are. I've seen lots of terrible movies but only his almost make me feel numb. I don't hate them because first I'd have to care about them at all.

Posted by Jimbo

You should take a break and watch the Pokemon movie, I hear it's really good.
 
Just kidding, it's terrible.

Posted by AURON570

wow. i will never eat crackers the same way again...

Posted by MeatSim

"The JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty"
Enough said.

Posted by G0rd0nFr33m4n
@dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" Stupid duder. I h8 muthafucka. "
Why do you hate motherfuckers? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?  :'( "

... they probably fucked his mother..... -_-
Posted by Artie

That fat glasses character makes me think SOMEBODY SAW UNFORGIVEN

Posted by fillmoejoe

I didn't realize they made a sequel.

Posted by capthavic

*stares* You think you can take me? Go ahead on... 
Posted by Stargate174

Her going to the place on the horse almost made be stop watching the video. It looked soo boring and I think most of it did and it looked like West Wood to me but w/a different story.

Posted by sgjackson

I lost it at the cracker eating and the penis quote.

Posted by buzz_killington

Ryan is back to the 'stache...

Posted by Undeadpool

Oooo, the TANGS are getting longer...and Ryan's getting LAAAAAARGER!

Sorry, but it's been too long since I've heard a good Airplane! reference.

Posted by ZombieHunterOG

another great tang 

Posted by MichaelBach

Good stuff :)

Posted by Wes899

I'm liking the stache.

Posted by MichaelBach

3 more Uwe movies on the way: Far Cry, BloodRayne 3: Warhammer and Blackout

Posted by HT101

Man.  I will give Ryan some of my life so he can keep on living.  I don't want him to lose his will to live.

Posted by 88Fingers

Ugh!
 
This movie had nothing at all to do with the character BloodRayne.
 It was shitty western movie with vampires.
 
Garbage like this will only prevent a 3rd BloodRayne game from ever
being made.
A shame :(
I love the game character of BloodRayne.

Posted by Shifty_Mcfly

A real cheap way to make that movie a little better would have been to get a tripod. 

Posted by mustachioeugene

as a mustache aficionado, I truly appreciate your work here Mr. Davis.

Posted by CitizenKane

I HAVE to watch Uwe Boll movies.  I just HAVE to!

Posted by TheLawnWrangler

well... I like the way the camera is mov*gunshot*

Edited by Media_Master

"Life is like a penis"-ha ha

Posted by buzz_clik

That edit of Billy the Kid's death was ace.

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Edited by Noremakk

"He's like the JRR Tolkein of being totally shitty". Wonderful. 
 
Did that cowboy just say "Jesus Titty Bum Christ"?

Edited by ZeusKOTG

I died when he said he is like the J.R.R.Tolkien of being totally shitty.

Posted by Brackynews
@G0rd0nFr33m4n said:
... they probably fucked his mother..... -_- "
Dammit, leave House of the Dead: Overkill alone, Boll!!!!!  IT'S FINE HOW IT IS!  :)
Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

I think Uwe Boll was told as a child to do everything he could to give cinema a bad name.
Posted by GrumpyTheDorf

I'm happy I watch these so I don't have to waste my soul seeing the movies

Posted by WilliamHenry
@mustachioeugene said:
" as a mustache aficionado, I truly appreciate your work here Mr. Davis. "
Here here.
Posted by Beomoose

Soooo, soooooo very bad...Soooo Bad.....can't get clean.....bad.....

Posted by ZipCrash

I wonder when Uwe Boll is going to challenge Ryan to a boxing match.

Posted by Deusoma
@88Fingers: They were working on a BloodRayne game for the PSP, it was supposed to even have a co-op mode, but then Majesco almost went bankrupt and they dropped it. :P
Edited by JoelTGM

I wonder if uwe boll takes his movies seriously, or if it's all just a joke to him, because his movies are so bad I can't believe that he was actually trying to do a good job.

Posted by Morden2261

I adoringly kissed my Deadwood boxsets after watching this review.

Posted by Death_Burnout
@mustachioeugene said:
" as a mustache aficionado, I truly appreciate your work here Mr. Davis. "
it's not quite as good as his 2007 masterpiece...it's coming along though.
Posted by Nowayman

Oh man, I just love TANG !
Posted by ashogo
@Seedofpower said:
" @lemon360 said:
" nice "
nice "
nice
Posted by Kou_Leifoh

*Sigh* My TANG needs have been served. =)

Posted by Carlos1408

Lol I love TANG... I still can't get over how terrible Uwe Boll's movies are, it's just insane lol.

Posted by dagas

Uwe Boll's next project is Persona 4: The Movie *the screams of thousands of people dying in agony*

Posted by TheFrostedGamer

You know I can't even argue. Life is like a penis. Now it all makes sense why my life has been very white and very average.

Posted by Scooper

I need to shower badly after this week's TANG it's such a bad movie........

Posted by Oncomouse

For the record, the proper past tense for hanging somebody with a noose is hanged, not hung.  She almost gets hanged.  It's not a huge deal.  If you get paid to write for a living, however, check your copy.

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