"He's like the J.R.R. Tolkein of being shitty." Ha-ha! That's classic. If is definitely one of my favorite TANGs. And the movie is gawd-awful. Really the worst of the bunch I think.
lol Can't believe that's what he said in the end!
Uwe Boll should only be watched with Director's Commentary, friends, and a crap load of booze.
I wonder if we'll see a TANG based on the Street Figher II animated movie.
" I wonder if we'll see a TANG based on the Street Figher II animated movie. "
God i love tang. Just an excellent way to end my week.
You people think Boll's movies are bad? Try watching Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.
I was hoping the last line would be "no bitch is safe from Chicago Ted".
XD at Ryan's big cheesey grin at the end.
Another shitastic movie. Another fantastic TANG.
Wow, <3 tang.
The last line of the movie was terrible. He compared life to a penis.....WTF!!!!!!!
Billy the Kid was a vampire? Whoah...
vampires in the wild west does sound pretty cool. wasn't there a game like that some time ago? i seem to recall a pretty badass trailer.
" For the record, the proper past tense for hanging somebody with a noose is hanged, not hung. She almost gets hanged. It's not a huge deal. If you get paid to write for a living, however, check your copy. "Wow, go away. Go hungded yourself or something.
Whoah! Mustache on the horizon...
tang is the shit
Wow, that's a really really insightful saltine cracker-to-tongue-close up. Uweeeee makes Sergio Leone look like a chump.
What a great ending, lol.
"Life is like a penis..." Worst line ever...
Christ, Uwe Boll...
Diggin' the mustache; it's a good look for you.
"he's like the JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty"
Man these dudes are like discount video caption warehouse! I mean, the little tagline thing for this is hilarious, as are like 90% of the other ones on the videos on this site... something's up. They have a super-funny-robot-video-caption-generator-thing somewhere in that office.
ROTFLOL! Un-shaven Ryan Davis and life draining Uwe Bowl films. This is wonderful TANG! OMG YES!
even the production values seem pretty bad in this one..
The whole "visual trademark" thing + JRR comment made me laugh hard. Love TANG.
"Movie Crime is a disease. Meet the cure - TANG"
I am not sure you used "hung" correctly, but I could be wrong.
People get hanged, pictures get hung. But awesome review regardless!
Uwe most likely ripped the idea for this movie off of John Carpenter's Vampires, which is loosely based on John Steakley's novel Vampire$.
Natassia Malthe is only half Norwegian, being a Norwegian myself, i felt it had to be pointed out....please?
"He's the JRR Tolkien of being totally shitty"
The close-up of the guy eating the cracker haunts me...
I'm glad to see that "Non-sequitorial" isn't being driven into the ground too much.
Time to take another hit from the Boll bowl.
"He's like the J.R.R. Tolkien of being totally shitty."