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Posted by Tyrrael

I wish everyone would stop hating on this movie. I made it on my TI-83.

Posted by bigmess

I just started watching these recently with davis on the brain. I love it. I miss you ryan.

Posted by Moonshadow101

"small armies of bastards, turning your video game dreams into big-screen nightmares"

G'nite, Ryan.

Posted by Capt_Ventris

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Posted by Undeadpool

How do you make a movie about a bikini-clad zombie-slaying samurai and make it SERIOUS?

Posted by amir90

That movie is basically YouTube quality, if not worse :p

Posted by Cobhammar

i think i need to see this.

Posted by Zaber

yay! I hope so! 

Posted by MachoFantastico

I haven't seen many Japanese films, but what's with the fat dude always being there for a comedic touch?

Posted by CyleMoore

CRAZY

Posted by Pabsi9

what the fuck

Posted by Sinkwater

lol

Posted by AMonkey

Looks like a really good comedy.

Posted by Phantom_Gardener

Well this could have turned into something good, but NOOOOOOOOO, they had to screw it up.

Posted by YukoAsho

Unfortunately, the copious, stupid melodrama is typical of Japanese film regardless of the source material.

Posted by Vrock

Where are the new TANGs??

Posted by superscatman

 If only the dragonball movie had the effects of the fight at 4:00

Posted by TOYBOXX

It was fun watching these entertaining reviews to these God aweful movies. TANG - you will be missed. For now.

Posted by PhartManButt

I officially love screaming fat chinese people, especially when they have demon possesed sisters and scream AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Edited by bybeach

Everytime it seems I come to videos, I see this lady now front and center. It`s going past just 'like', cirtaintly long past just wanta be freinds, or a superficial roll in the hay.. 
 
 I thinks I`m falling in love....
Posted by mekklesak

who ray Ryan Davis survived TANG! Until next time!

Posted by hermes

After seeing this, and I never thought I would say it, I kind of miss Uwe Boll. 
 
Great season finale, guys... It is hard to think of a better closing crescendo than this movie...
Posted by bybeach

small armies of bastards...heh.
Posted by Media_Master

I wonder if Ryan will review the Prince of Persia movie....probably.

Posted by RVonE
@Milpool said:
"Seriously people, the dubbing is not what makes this movie awful "

Agreed. But it is what makes it worse than aweful.
Posted by ZimpanX

The dubbing makes my ears bleed, sure the movie is probably terrible, but is it really that hard to you know...read?

Posted by DorianBlack

This movie seems to be lacking the only thing that made it even somewhat interesting. Bikinis.

Posted by fynne

Sniff....I'm going to miss TANG, although I can totally understand why Ryan would say "NEVER AGAIN".  Them's some awful movies.

Posted by queenulhu

ryan!!!! what about the parasite eve movie!! you can't quit now!!!!!!!

Posted by kingnari99

shitty power ranger go!!!!  Anyone else besides me hopes the fat blond guy gets his balls lopped of in real life as well??? anyone?? anyone??
Posted by Drebin_893

Thanks for everything, Ryan.

Posted by Irishjohn

I can't wait for more TANG.  It eventually became my favourite piece of content from the site.

Posted by Bouke

Not enough bikini's in this episode...
Posted by bybeach
@EndrzGame said:
"This just looks like extremely bad cos-play. Is there such a thing as GOOD cos-play? IF so....this isn't it. "

I hate cosplay...
 
But I donno, you can almost  see  what she goes to the bathroom with, well not behind. And just kind of a art deco suggestion on  the center of her ..codpeice? Oh yeah, some mounds above, but with decent curves imbetween. And her face, she is pretty. If also looking  silly. 
 
I like her.
Posted by EndrzGame

This just looks like extremely bad cos-play. Is there such a thing as GOOD cos-play? IF so....this isn't it.

Posted by Milpool

Seriously people, the dubbing is not what makes this movie awful

Posted by Zajtalan

whoever thinks shes hot is fucking crazy

Posted by JoeOE18

Thanks for all the fun Ryan (and Vinny).

Posted by Lind_L_Taylor

Some Producers have too much money & felt the need to waste it.

Posted by ComradeCrash

I loved that techno thing you guys edited! Very funny!

Posted by UnsolvedParadox

Looking forward to Season 2 in '10!

Posted by Kinggi

Man i love Tang, looks like you guys finished with an appropriately shitty movie.

Posted by ReTarDedFisHy

TANG really can't be over D:
Posted by rjayb89

Even with that hot Asian chick, watching this seems like it would be painful.

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Posted by LiquidPrince

How could the dub be so god awful...

Posted by owenneil

There are still 2 Uwe Boll movies out that he hasn't touched!
Posted by Jayzilla

i didn't realize onechanbara was made in the 80's.

Posted by chilipeppersman

cant wait till next season