@Double0hFor: I hate your type of people... the type that doesn't like these types of games.

The amount of hours I've sunk into this game is outrageous and the fact that I'm going to sink even more hours into the game is fucking ridiculous. 

Thinking of getting this...

It was pretty good :D

This video got me motivated to play Bayonetta. Sure enough, it's become one of my favorite games of this year. Great review, Ryan! :)

Another one to add to my wishlist!

I really think this game was not covered enough in the podcast :(  
 it is an amazing game!  

Beauty marks always make me think of cancer, or long hairs growing out of them.
 
You know, unless they're painted on.
 
WAIT A MINUTE!!
 
"Hair suit" sounds like "hirsute"!
 
It's like I'm in the Matrix--  I can see everything!

I only have a PS3 and I wanted this game so bad :(... 
 
It's a real shame.

I'd be all over this game if the main character wasn't so FUCKING RETARDED. 

Just looking at this game makes my really annoyed :/

Played the demo, very enjoyable game thinking about buying it for 360

@ryan whatup with all the gazillion adjectives in the Bayonetta review? I need to watch it in witch time to get through them!

Great review!

This game looks incredibly fun. The people at Clover Studios *cough*, I mean Platinum Games are still amazing.

Noooooo...! I didn't want the review to end ^^
Def. need to get this, the PS3 one can't be that bad, right?

Oh man, this looks awesome. Might have to buy another Xbox 360 for this.

The game is what all us hardcore mother fuckers love, hail to the king baby!

Just 2 achievements left!! :)

Ryan slicked his hair back.

hell yea, Bayonetta is awesome. i'm almost done with Hard mode :D

Ughh

I am loving this game!!!! Cant wait for the 2ND play through!

got this demo on my Xbox and def gunna buy this XD great review!

lol @ all these God of War fanboys. I love God of War as much as the next guy, but this is a game that takes much more skill than God of War. God of War is a casual game, especially when you compare it to the highly technical and skillful Bayonetta.

i love the giantbomb theme music

If only, if only the PS3 version of this game didn't suck gigantic hairy donkey testicles full of sperm. I'd totally buy it. 

Unwatchable, unplayable, and just too dumb to enjoy.  I'd rather have something with a coherent story and art direction that doesn't require ADD and acid to like.  The game has good mechanics, but it's ruined by the horrible styling.  While games like God of War and Darksiders might not be as technically tight, their style and gravitas make them much more engaging to endure any mashiness.

" Did she just start that motorcycle with her middle finger!? *runs out to buy this game* "

Such a shame about the PS3 version, if only bloody Sony would allow full disc installs like the 360!  (and patch it to boot) 
 
I'd buy this but without that patch, it's a no go.

I love the Resident Evil/Devil May Cry/Okami reference in this game.

well F@#% SEGA then, i was gonna buy this game but if you can only give me a crappy port on the ps3... to hell with you charging me $60 bucks for an inferior version. i ain't buying it now......

Disappointed in the PS3 Version. Borrowed it from a friend, the game is crazy fun, but the loading times are just horrible. I haven't really experienced any kind of "slow-down" and as I said before, I believe this game could have majorly benefited from a install option.

" No offense, but Ryan is far and away the best writer on their staff. "

Did she just shove her middle finger into the ignition of the bike to start it?
 
 
...I want this game so bad it's not even funny.

I'll be waiting for a patch for the ps3 version.

It's so funny to see people try so hard to hate this game. If you like video games at all, at least give it a shot before passing judgment on it. It really is a good action game with massive amounts of replay. That is of course that you actually like action games first...if not then you might want to pass it up cuz it's all up in yo face with action!

Great review!

Its a very interesting game.  The demo doesn't give you enough to really decide if you like the game or not.  I love Hack N Slash games but there is really strong famine feel in the game that feels very odd in this type of game (not that there is anything wrong with that feel lol).  I'll end up getting it eventually, because in the end I think i will enjoy it, but I can also see it making some uncomfortable.

Rented it. Finished it, but then went ahead and bought it anyway. Since then, I've finished it 4 more Times on different difficulties, and I Never replay games. Everything in this game is just plain Awesome, and I Know I wont be finished with it untill I've got a Platinum Award for evry Verse on Every difficulty.
 
I pretty much agree with the content of this review, though I would have given it a 5 out of 5, though I would have said something on its replayability. Regardless if your an Award Junkie or not, some Accesories become available on subsequent playthroughs that really change up the gameplay.

I would buy this if I had a 360. As it is I won't be buying the PS3 version. Looks like I'll be buying Darksiders instead, sorry Sega.

I need to get this at some point in the near future.  Now that I know there is replay value, it's high on my "buy" list and off my "rent" queue.

You know a game is fucking crazy when you jumpstart a motorcycle with your middle finger.

I love this game.