" These guys are fucking morons when it comes to directions and maps. "+1
" These guys are fucking morons when it comes to directions and maps. "+1
Are those bees a bug? Zing! also, they piss me off.
OMG Brad, how can you be that dumb? You lost half your health...
GO TO PANDA BEAR! It's a gun shop.
I honestly CANNOT BELIEVE how Brad is at every aspect involving this video game. I just watched Ryan give him some directions on the map and he just wouldn't fucking listen, or he just didn't know his ups and downs and lefts and rights.
There's some really funny stuff here, but every time something so remarkably stupid happens I feel like giving up on this and watching VJ exclusively.
wow heavy rain spoiler - good thing that game is like 2 months old! This game is weird...
...this was the most wasted episode in the history of the Endurace Run. How hard is it to read a GPS/Map?!
I'm startin to get the impression that Brad is a little ditzy.
Also I love that they figured out the quick door animation.
The Endurance Run rages on as Ryan and Brad wait for a community meeting!
That fishing was amazing.
RYAN, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "BACK" MEANS
HOW DOES IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO QUESTION IT
Seriously, their incompetence with this game and its relatively simple mechanics makes me really question if they should be professionally reviewing other games.
PLEASE GOD, LET BRAD AND RYAN FIGURE OUT THAT THEY NEED TO CHANGE AND CLEAN THEIR SUIT.
Sorry, it's really hard to watch someone do something and not be able to communicate with them.
" You know, this game is looking surprisingly deep after watching these ERsIt's deep alright... DEEP HURTING!
Lots of anger around here *whistles*
Though yeah. It amazes me how little they accomplish in so much time.
I have to say, Deadly Premonition has the worst map system I've ever seen. A map that shifts as you change direction? Limited zoom stuck at way too close? No ability to put way points on the map? No quick indicator to where you are on the map? Oh man. It's amazing they even give you a marker for your objective.
However, it totally fits with the style of this crazy game. But I couldn't deal with it. Heh.
PROTIP: To skip the "getting into/out of car" animations, as well as door opening animations, just press START!
As far as the map, I wish somebody would take the time to blow up the map in the below link and label all the pertinent locations. :/
For god sake BR, GET SOME CLEAN CLOTHES! Stinky Agent!
Always good to see Brad represent!
man nothing happened in this episode really...
Every single one of you that are talking shit about how they're playing the game need to SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS. Practically every game mechanic in DP (!!!) is counter-intuitive and dated, so Brad and Ryan have every right to struggle with them. If you were playing along at home, you'd know exactly what they're struggling with.
On another note, does anyone wish Jeff and Ryan were paired together for these, if only so we could get some back-and-forth dialogue about Twin Peaks?
I loves me some BR but for the love of GOD use the cigarettes.
Did Brad ever drank paint thinner when he was a kid?
Aw. I was kinda hoping they'd go through the whole game without knowing how to run through doors... hopefully they'll go through the whole game with the "bees." :P
I always try to get lunch and bring it home before watching these runs. "Let's Plays" on YouTube are all fine and good, but something about you guys playing makes me enjoy the commentary more.
edit: All that delicious buffet style food and York can't have any ;_;
Bad experiences have kept me from reading the ER comments up til now, turns out it's just as bad as always. gonna go back to not reading them, that just works out so much better.
Wow, Heavy Rain spoiler? Great.
Only in deadly premonition, would worms cost you 20 bucks apiece.
Fishing made this episode worth it
I have to imagine they're only this bad because it's supposedly tougher to play a game on camera. I was a little floored a few times by how much they didn't understand or were missing about the game, too.
" RYAN, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "BACK" MEANS HOW DOES IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO QUESTION IT Seriously, their incompetence with this game and its relatively simple mechanics makes me really question if they should be professionally reviewing other games. "
I can't believe how compelled I am to watch this every day.
I must be going a little crazy, right Diane?
C'mon! the bees are flies, you need to change your clothes, like in GTA:SA
I cannot totally deny that I will not be picking this game up.
The fact that this game gives you a huge amount of time to get to an unavoidable game event, and THEN closes down the whole town because of rain, is ultra Lame-o!
I found it hilarious that they were standing in a room full of food but couldn't eat any of it, even as they were slowly dying. This game really is twisted.
Haha, they finally figured out how to run through the doors.
"You sure were going the right way?"
*immediately stops and pulls up map*
I love these Endurance Runs
Lol, oh yeah, BRAD EAT THE FUCKING TURKEY SANDWICH;)
OH NO GUYS. THEY'RE NOT DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT THEM TO.
I'M GONNA BE A HUGE BITCH ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS AND MAYBE POST SPOILERS TOO.
Some advice, not that it's needed, but at the start of a new day, go have breakfast at the Sheriff's station before starting on your quest. You get to hear York blabber on about whatever, and you get stuffed in the process. Good times. :)
Oh man, the fishing is so good.
most boring game ever.
That "Stinky Agent Penalty" was for not changing clothes often enough. Suits have their own dirtiness stat that can be fixed by cleaning.
Also, the notepad symbol means there's a sidemission available.
The pacing in this game is incredible. Kill zombies for way too long and then do nothing for a solid hour +. They should at least have it not be raining if there is absolutely nothing to do.
"Whence" means, literally, "from where", so "from whence" is repetitive and wrong.
Also I enjoy your videos. But the whence thing... that's important.
I've been loving these runs but this episode was incredibly boring. Without the bizarre cut-scenes there just isn't enough funny shit to riff on and the driving/running around is terrible, especially with Captain 'Is it this way or that way, oh damn went the wrong way, check the map' at the helm.
I was feeling the whole "Playing games so you don't have to" on this one. Budget schmudget. There are so many obviously bad things that the tiniest bit of playtesting would have made so much more bearable. So many obscure game systems.
Like the loading screens that show you an item. Why? The items are at least documented. Maybe throwing up some hints on the gameplay systems (like the flies) and make those all-too-often loading screens at least somewhat illuminating. Adding a note about the cigarettes, heart rate, the fact that you can move with a melee weapon - there's a host of unintuitive crap in there they could have put as gameplay tips on those loadings screens.
The quirkyness is growing on me, but man I'd never be able to make it through the 'game' part of it to get to it if it was me.
" Only in deadly premonition, would worms cost you 20 bucks apiece. "Get it right, thats 20 bucks for SIX!
Ryan: "GET A ROD GET A ROD GET A ROD GET A ROD GET A ROD."
Me: Done and done.