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Posted by sodiumCyclops

You traveled all the way to America and didn't look up things to do before you went?

Posted by Marz

you can be like most normal americans, eat food, watch tv, or play games all day.

Posted by Supermarius
@TACOBOY said:
" so i should update here i guess but ive been filming a bunch of crap with my iphone since around the airport back in okinawa and plan to post that when i get back to japan. and i should state that i just think oceanside is lame but downtown diego is probably cool and shit so sorry bout that. "
Maybe you can go see a San Diego Padres baseball game. Baseball is pretty American, although its kind of japanese too.  It would definitely be a good chance to eat some quality american hot dogs. :P
Posted by TACOBOY

 hot dogs sound nice but not to into sports,well does distruction dirby or e-sports count? or that robot combat stuff? so to @sodiumCyclops this trip was kinda a sudden thing(family emergency,sisters getting a divorce so hiring a lawyer and 

emotional support and whatnot) so its not quiet a vacation. 
so i will be in san fransico for a week and that should be fun.

Posted by RiotBananas
@JeffGoldblum said:
" Chinese Food. "
Posted by TACOBOY

dudes i get better chinese food in japan, being so close to china and all.
Posted by JessicaBoo
@SoothsayerGB said:
"Pick up a American red neck hooker, treat her to a chicken dinner at KFC.  Then get a BJ behind Walmart for whatever change you have left after your spent 10.  Walk her back to the corner and then call a American Taxi cab to drive you back to your place.    Ask the cabby, "Where Can I get some action?"  I promise you will profit.  "

hahhahahhhahhaahhaha ...... nice
Posted by AgentJ
@goodwood said:
" @AgentJ: I was in seattle recently and I saw the mariners get destroyed by the yankees. "
Obviously wasn't Felix Hernandez night :P 
But yeah, the Mariners aren't too hot right now. The teams to see are the Sounders and Seahawks, because even when they're losing, the atmosphere is special. 137 decibels can't be beat.
Posted by Gabriel

Wait.... 
 
  

 
 Now your in America 
Posted by rjayb89

Become a fugitive, then never come back.  How you become a fugitive is up to you.

Edited by TACOBOY

so i went to the best buy for one purpose,StarCraft II. 
i ended up with StarCraft II, the God of War collection and Untold Legends Dark Kingdom...Goddamit. 
Posted by captainnoms
@TACOBOY: go to a noodles company, and compare that to real noodles from japan
Posted by TACOBOY

so i was stupid enough to buy 4 game new at gamestop and they were all opend....i thought this was an american thing but no,it was a gamestop thing,how can you call a game new if you have taken the plastic off and broke the seal,remove the game and manual? in japan we have display cases and the bring the real game case from the back when you buy it...fuck you gamestop and your "POWER TO THE PLAYER" BS, ill shop at bestbuy from now on.
Posted by Metroid545

Go ahead and get yourself some hookers and cocaine and then kill one of them and try to bury it

Posted by wolf_blitzer85
@Termite said:
" You should go to the Midwest. Specifically Minnesota.   That's where all the action is at! "
Fucking right! 
Posted by LiquidPrince
@EpicSteve said:
" Enjoy breathing the sweet air of freedom. Make sure to drink some fresh water of justice before you leave. "
Fresh water of justice goes right through people though so don't forget to use the bathroom of equality.
Posted by Jams
@TACOBOY said:
" so i was stupid enough to buy 4 game new at gamestop and they were all opend....i thought this was an american thing but no,it was a gamestop thing,how can you call a game new if you have taken the plastic off and broke the seal,remove the game and manual? in japan we have display cases and the bring the real game case from the back when you buy it...fuck you gamestop and your "POWER TO THE PLAYER" BS, ill shop at bestbuy from now on. "
You are now my best friend.
Posted by WickedFather

At night remember to tie your food up in a bag and haul it up into the treetops.

Posted by VoshiNova
@InfamousBIG said:
" Great, now go bowling with your cousin. "
Damn that is awesome
Posted by TACOBOY

dudes i have awsome news! im in san francisco,only for about a week,i had one goal and today that goal was accomplished,i went to the whiskey meia HQ and saw the bombsquad.  
i wish i could have stayed longer but they were just about to record the bombcast so i got  a quick tour,said hi to everybody,gave them my snackpack from okinawa japan and bed farewell,i asked if i could get a cross interview and be in the mailbag video but they said they were too busy(completely understandable),first time in america and i have met some of the coolest people in the world,but in the heat of the moment i forgot to film it all...goddamit,i guess ill have to ask if i could get another quicktour and this time film it,whitch is near imposible becouse they said they were busy all week but i just have to ask,well wish me luck. 

Posted by TACOBOY

so im back in japan...feels a bit odd but anyways when i was in san fran i went back to the WhiskeyMediaHQ  and got some autographs,they were pritty busy and the kind lady(dont know here name) was nice enough to get the autographs for me,could not get vinny,alex,tested peeps autographs though maneged to get matt rories thumb print so thats awsome,also got to meet greg kasavin,saw him walking out the door and just had to ask if he was greg kasavin(though i totaly spaced and asked what he was working on after red alert 3 when i was totaly hyped about spec ops the line) got his autograph to so thats awsome,his video reviews on gamespot was the reason i started looking into reviews and before that i thought they were completely useless like who cares what some dudes on the internet think about games,so meeting him was nice. its been 3 mailbag videos and they still havent shown all the japanese snacks i gave them,but in the 775 twinkey one they said dont come to the office and i just gave them the snacks a week before that video so yeah...well i guess 775 twinks will take up a hole vid,and they did show the aloe drinks in the next vid whitch a dude brought over so its probably not that i came to the office to hand them the stuff is the reason they havent shown my crap at all,so it is bugging me,i have to send an apology email cuz i feel bad for the hole dont come over thing,but that did go up far afgter i went so yeah. also gpt all this footage on my iphone from my trip that im not to sure if i should post or not,maybe ill work on that some.
Posted by yakov456

Turn around, get back on the plane and go back to Okinawa so you don't have to worry about Americans bothering you. Oh wait.

Posted by TACOBOY
@yakov456 said:
"Turn around, get back on the plane and go back to Okinawa so you don't have to worry about Americans bothering you. Oh wait. "

hahaha yeah,good one.
Posted by Daveyo520

Go to the zoo, SD zoo is one of the best.

Posted by SumDeus

New York has good shit. Just not where I live. (Do not set foot on Staten Island) (There are orange women here)

Posted by Ujio
@Meteora said:
" The thing with America is that there's so much shit to do that there's really no standard procedure of tourist travels like "visit the Eiffel Tower" or something. "
Pretty much this. It's all conducive on where you are in the country that dictates what you "should do" or where you "should visit." Personally, while I have visited Cali before, I've never been to San Diego so I can't really help you. I think they have a Sea World over there so you might wanna check that out.
 
Oh yeah, and WELCOME TO AMERICA
Posted by one_2nd
@SumDeus said:
" New York has good shit. Just not where I live. (Do not set foot on Staten Island) (There are orange women here) "
this. 
Posted by TACOBOY

so glad to have my japanese internet connection back,wifi sucked ass in america,well in the hotels and the starbucks anyways.

Posted by Fattony12000

@tacoboy: I'm coming to Japan next year. Can I come to your house and play Master System?

Posted by TheManWithNoPlan

Your better off back in Japan.

Edited by Missacre

Holy revived thread, Batman!

Posted by isomeri

Every time I hear of someone going to the US for the first time I feel the need to show them this. Personally I've only been to New York and I've usually found that big cities don't really tell you much about the country itself and its people. In a way all big cities around the world are the same sort of multicultural beehive.

Posted by ShaggE

I don't know why, but "edit: I'm back in Japan" is extremely funny to me. I keep picturing you getting lost somewhere in California, stopping, looking around, seeing that everything's written in Japanese, and saying "Ah... fuck".

I should probably have my morning coffee before going on the internet.

Posted by Humanity

@isomeri said:

Every time I hear of someone going to the US for the first time I feel the need to show them this. Personally I've only been to New York and I've usually found that big cities don't really tell you much about the country itself and its people. In a way all big cities around the world are the same sort of multicultural beehive.

That video doesn't really show English people in the best light. It does reinforce the stereotype that people from England are arrogant and condescending though - thankfully I know that Clarkson while a funny guy, seems to have some strange dislike for America and isn't representative of the entire country.

Posted by believer258

@tacoboy said:

so i was stupid enough to buy 4 game new at gamestop and they were all opend....i thought this was an american thing but no,it was a gamestop thing,how can you call a game new if you have taken the plastic off and broke the seal,remove the game and manual? in japan we have display cases and the bring the real game case from the back when you buy it...fuck you gamestop and your "POWER TO THE PLAYER" BS, ill shop at bestbuy from now on.

If you're still around, know that three years later I got a good laugh out of this.

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Posted by alwaysbebombing

Why is a 3 year old thread suddenly on the front page?

Posted by Trace

There was no need for this thread to be bumped.

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