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Posted by Bucketdeth

You took it like a man.

Posted by Claude


WCCB Newsdesk

Story Created: Nov 5, 2010 at 12:03 PM EST

Story Updated: Nov 5, 2010 at 12:03 PM EST


HICKORY, NC - Hickory Police received a shots fired call on Thursday around 11:15 pm., in the area of Little Caesars Pizza (located at Springs Rd. and 20th St. NE).  Officers responded to the scene but were unable to locate anything at that time.

On Friday around 9am, officers responded to the 1000 block of 20th St. NE to find one male victim deceased from an apparent gunshot wound to the chest area.  The caller was a resident of an apartment at that location.

A murder warrant has been issued for Orlando Murry Williams, B/M, DOB: 01/09/1983 of Hickory. 

The name of the victim will not be released pending notification to the family.
 
 

I just remembered reading this. About 3 miles from where I live. Go Little Caesars Pizza!!!


Posted by HS21

Reading your growing disgust for pizza just made me crave some pizza more. I would love a slice for some sweet, sweet Walking Dead tonight.

Posted by WalkerTR77

I can handle a large dominos pizza, not in an hour but under 2 hours. It's always better having leftovers for the morning though. Trust me on this, cold pizza is the business.

Edited by Brackynews
@omghisam said:

" Without cheese or meat, a pizza is called flatbread. "

Fixed.
 
 

@ZombiePie said:

"Again I would like to say that I'm not accustomed to eating large portions and I'm only around 120lbs. "

I weigh about 220lbs right now at 6 foot.  The only pizza of this size that I could finish in one sitting would be from the Canadian chain Boston Pizza.  Spicy chicken, pineapple, sundried tomatoes, and double mozza would cost upwards of $30. Delicious cold as well.  I hope you've learned a valuable life lesson.  Stick to brains. ;)
Posted by Bigheart711
@Axxol said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
There was a time when Little Caesars was good, but that was so long ago. "
I was about to say the same thing. Even Domino's is better.
Posted by Laughlin_12

I kinda wanna try this now

Posted by ArbitraryWater

Oh dear. Just looking at those nutritional facts makes me feel so much more guilty about how many slices of pizza I eat.

Posted by iam3green

nice, i actually just also had pizza. i had three slices of medium cheese pizza. it was good man.

Posted by jorbear

After what you just did to yourself, the only cure is a bullet to the head.

Posted by Little_Socrates

I'm lucky and live in the Chicagoland area, so pizza here is REALLY good. 
 
I think I've had the equivalent of a large deep-dish Giordano's Pizza once, and I'm sure I've had that much Domino's when I was a little kid. I'm pretty thin now, though (6'2" and 155 lbs.) and I can't usually eat half of a frozen DiGiorno or CPK pizza.

Posted by LiquidPrince

Little Caesars Pizza is fucking terrible. Tastes like cardboard. But maybe I'm biased because my family owns two pizza stores and I can make anything I want.

Posted by ZeForgotten
@LiquidPrince said:
" Little Caesars Pizza is fucking terrible. Tastes like cardboard. But maybe I'm biased because my family owns two pizza stores and I can make anything I want. "
Sounds like they could just send you the box alone with all kinds of toppings on it and call that a pizza. 
Glad we don't have bad pizza places like that around here. 
Well ok, maybe we do but I haven't run into a bad one yet
Posted by Xeiphyer
@JJWeatherman said:
" @BulletproofMonk said:
" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "
Don't be fooled. "
Indeed, Little Caesar's pizza tastes like cardboard. Its unbelievable how they stay in business. Presumably its due to those $5 hot and ready for lazy people pizzas, and their crazy bread isn't bad.
Edited by PeasantAbuse

I'm about 60 pounds heavier than you, and I can barely eat half of a medium pizza from Dominos...
Posted by teh_destroyer

I can usually eat a large digornio pepperoni pizza, at least 3/4 of one, but thats it, cause i like to live the next day.

Edited by rachelepithet

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Posted by ryanwho

I could starve for 2 days and do this. But I would never ever tell anyone. Shame is the correct emotion to have after eating a whole large pizza solo in a single sitting.

Posted by Milkman

Man, I want some pizza.

Posted by Daveyo520

You are my hero Zombie.

Posted by ZombiePie
@ryanwho:  I regret nothing.
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Posted by Rawrnosaurous

.........I like little ceasers then again whenever i'm at my friends flat and it gets around to 6 or 7 and we start tallying up how much money we have it always comes down to. 
 
Alright we have like ten dollars....who's up for pizza. 
 
Needless to say it's either pizza or two out of five people are eating.

Posted by spazmaster666

I used to eat 12" pizzas in one sitting all the time (~2lb in weight); nowadays, my tolerance for greasy foods is far lower than before (which basically means eating half a pizza in one sitting instead of the whole pizza . . . <_<).

Posted by UnsolvedParadox

With a large pepperoni pie from Pizza Pizza (the largest franchise in Canada), my record is 10 minutes flat. The trick is to fold 2 slices together at a time, and chug it with copious amounts of soda. 
 
I don't know why I just admitted that to strangers on the Internet...

Posted by Hot_Karl

Those things are pretty terrible, but I've eaten them before. I'm a fat motherfucker who loves pizza, so Little Caesars is no sweat. But I do applaud you for going through with this. Just don't do it ever again if you care about your well-being.

Posted by zyn

I could never eat a Large by myself.  I usually order a Medium for just me, with side orders (Garlic Bread, Chips, whatever).

Posted by Lunar_Aura

Nice feat. It's much harder to glut on monotony than it is to glut in variety. I have a tastier pizza challenge for you though. Eat a whole Costco pizza. Have fun!
Posted by foggel

6 dollars for 2200 calories? How are there poor people in the world?!

Posted by Korwin

Did you know that one slice of Pepperoni pizza covers about 40% of your RDI of Saturated Fat?  You liver must be so heavy right now.

Posted by TooWalrus

I've never eaten a large all at once, usually because there's other people involved, or because I like to get two meals worth out of the pizza... but I could. I know I could. But should I?

Posted by melcene

I can rarely eat more than two medium slices in one sitting.

Edited by Guided_By_Tigers

Haha that's nothing....I can eat a whole Little Ceasars large pizza in under a half an hour and still feel fine afterwards.

Posted by Burzmali
@JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
I don't understand pizza snobbery. I love pizza, and will eat any kind, anywhere. Some pizza tastes better than others, but any pizza > not pizza. Even CiCi's all you can eat pizza, which sort of tastes like they use ketchup instead of pizza sauce, is better than not pizza. Those $0.79 pizzas you can get at the supermarket are better than the best not pizza. Man, I like pizza.
Posted by JJWeatherman
@Burzmali said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
I don't understand pizza snobbery. I love pizza, and will eat any kind, anywhere. Some pizza tastes better than others, but any pizza > not pizza. Even CiCi's all you can eat pizza, which sort of tastes like they use ketchup instead of pizza sauce, is better than not pizza. Those $0.79 pizzas you can get at the supermarket are better than the best not pizza. Man, I like pizza. "
Hey I'll pretty much eat any pizza too. That doesn't mean I can't avoid Little Caesars at all costs.
Posted by doublezeroduck
@JJWeatherman said:

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

Round Table with pan crust!   
So good... 
Posted by TheGeniousPlayer

Dude Little Ceasers is fucking delicious, or am I the wierd one?

Posted by Dimsey

Whenever I have pizza I always eat a large. By myself. And with garlic bread.
This is why I'm fat.

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Posted by TaliciaDragonsong

Hmm I had pizza yesterday, good times.

Posted by seitanic

That pizza looks fucking gross. Especially that last lone piece, all gray and sweaty-looking. Ugh.  
 
Your body hates you, Zombie.

Posted by AgentMOO

So well formatted, it's like a wiki post about eating too much

Posted by ZombiePie
I finally fixed the broken links for those that are interested...I decided to keep the terrible grammar and spelling errors...for some reason I think they actually add to the blog.
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Posted by MooseyMcMan

Reminds me to not eat too much the next time there is pizza. 

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Posted by Sweep

Awesome blog, though I can't help but feel you need to MAN THE FUCK UP. Who can't finish a pizza by themselves? 
 
I want to see more blogs written over the course of a monstrous meal. Next time I want to see you eat a whole roast chicken by yourself!  

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Posted by ZombiePie

Not to bump this blog but at over 1,000 views and over 90 comments this is the most successful blog I have ever written on the internet...crazy. I never claimed that this was an impressive feat merely that I did it and felt bloated and gross afterwords. I'm touched by those that actually think I'm killing my body in doing this, honestly I didn't know that any of you cared. As for the pizza connoisseurs, yeah it wasn't the best pizza but my options were limited and I was on a strict budget at the time and it was my only viable option. No regrets. Now if you would all excuse me I just found out that there is something called a "cheeseburger cocktail."

 Part 2? OH Hell NAW! It is Flavored Using Beef Broth!
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Posted by CharleyTony

a large is not that hard to make disappear alone. 
just don't look at the nutrition facts on the back of the box if you don't want to feel too bad about it.

Edited by WickedCobra03

Nice going!  Now the question, would you ever do it again?
 
I personally can do it, but you feel terrible afterwards.  My cousin and I usually share one when we get done snowboarding in the winter and pick a pizza up on our way home.  I mean I can do it, but you for starters, fell really really full for a really really long time after.  And secondly, if you get kind of a greasy pizza, your guts will be turning later tonight in the middle of the night.

Posted by iSylence

I can eat a Domino's large pretty easily but I usually try to refrain from doing so, I already need to lose some weight. Also not sure how large a large is in NZ, American food tends to be bigger.

Posted by GonzoSnot

I don't know whether to feel happy or depressed that I took one look at that pizza and thought: "I eat a pizza that size quite often."

Posted by RetroVirus

I have never done this. Now I must suspend all activities pending the completion of this task.

Posted by GreggD

I'd like to see you try and eat a large pie from Marino's. That shit might kill you. And don't even get me started on deep dish Chicago stuff.

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