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Posted by Brendan

I eat whole pizzas once in a while, but they're McCain Superthins from the grocery store so they're about the size of three slices of regular pizza.

Posted by Roger_Klotz

I did this all the time in college. Lil' ceasar pizza is pretty easy to eat on your own.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Posted by Brendan

@Video_Game_King said:

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Jesus man will you shut up!? You've been going on about this for a year.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@Brendan:

I shall never shut up about it. The limits of time mean nothing to me!

Posted by Kidavenger

Which one of you pizza eaters made this?

Posted by JasonR86

@ZombiePie:

Eating a large pizza solo was among one of the dumbest things I had ever done.

Then I did it again.

Then I did it last week.

I'm a fucking moron you know that?

Posted by FateOfNever

You know, there's a Little Caesar's like five blocks from my house. I'm kind of tempted to try to eat a large pizza by myself now.

Posted by Napalm

I eat a hot-n-ready pizza all by myself, all the fucking time!

Wait, that came out... wrong...

Posted by Tireyo

Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@Tireyo643 said:

Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.

Posted by Tireyo

@Video_Game_King said:

@Tireyo643 said:

Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.

Well, yeah! That too as there are three more of those, but I ain't going to give out their business names!

Posted by ShaggE

I was infamous at Little Italy (local restaurant) for eating extra-larges and not being fat for it, but I fear that I can no longer perform such a feat without severe regret and pain.

Posted by mderbs311

hmm, i have just eaten about 1 and a half medium thin crusts from dominos, along with a bag of those new parmesean bread bites(DELICIOUS!!!), and im full, but not dying. And I eat a LOT of pizza. Like so much a lot. TWICE.

Posted by louiedog

When you're 6'1", a teenager, and swimming competitively that's a light snack. Luckily even though I lived in the middle of nowhere there was miraculously a little place, surrounded by nothing, owned by an old Italian immigrant couple and they made the best pizza. It was even Little Caesar's cheap, but infinitely better. That was 10 years ago though. I don't know if I could, or would want to, live that lifestyle now. I never did count the calories and I wish I knew now.

Posted by Nasharoo

Christ I love pizza, I can fosho finish of a large in one sitting. Every single pizza place near me does Buy one get one free, the amount of times i've "accidentally" got into the second box is frightening.

Nothing can beat some of the pizzas I had in actual Italy though, but when you're hungover/ hungry takeaway pizza is the one.

Posted by gakushya

you need to work your way up to 100 large pizzas

Posted by matthias2437

I went running the other day like I usually do when it's nice out, then went and ate an entire pepperoni hot n' ready. I run so I can do things like that.

Posted by yoshimitz707
@Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?
Posted by Video_Game_King

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?

There are pizzerias up here, you know.

Posted by GunslingerPanda

Dammit! I was trying to fight this desire for pizza that I've had all night, then I saw this thread and now I have an 18" pizza on the way.

Screw you guys.

Posted by yoshimitz707

@Video_Game_King said:

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?

There are pizzerias up here, you know.

I don't see any!

Posted by Video_Game_King

@yoshimitz707:

I assume you're looking from Earth, yes? Or at least not from any of my Kingdoms.

Posted by Little_Socrates

Pizza is maybe five minutes away from me. Soon, it shall be in my stomach.

Thanks, y'all.

Posted by Bruce

@ZombiePie:

I do this sometimes if I don't have the time to eat (college life), and I'm really hungry. My girlfriend has witnessed it quite a number of times. lol

Posted by yoshimitz707

@Video_Game_King: I can see the moon just fine from here!

Posted by Video_Game_King

@yoshimitz707:

Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.

Posted by yoshimitz707

@Video_Game_King said:

@yoshimitz707:

Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.

Posted by James_ex_machina

In my early 20's I would eat a large pizza by myself all the time. I worked at a large printing company and the whole press room ordering pizza pizza deals was the norm. Everyone would have their own pizza for less than $5. Back then Little Ceasars was the place for cheap and good pizza. I weighed about 140 and could out eat anyone. Now half a pizza is more than enough.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@yoshimitz707:

Damn! My plans for 2012 have been ruined by annoying Adventure Time fans.

Posted by Shun_Akiyama

fuck I eat a whole hot and ready pizza once a month

Posted by crusader8463

A plague upon the house of whomever bumped this thread. I was planning to get a pizza all day, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow and now that everything everything is closed I see this and want one more then ever. Also, eating one pizza is nothing. OP is a light weight.

Posted by bartok

When I was in high school I could do that in less then a half an hour.  Now I can barely eat 4 slices without wanting to puke.

Posted by eugenesaxe

I do that once a week, and I hardly look like a big eater. Not all that impressive.

Posted by sickVisionz

I think I already posted in this, but yeah. 1 large isn't hard. It's nothing to be proud of, but it's not hard. Still... Little Ceasar's... that's some foul ass pizza. They are worst than generic brand no-rising crust frozen pizza. Shit sits under a heat lamp for like 3 hours at a time. It makes Dominos seem godly, although their reworked pizza recipe is pretty nice, especially at $5 large 1-topping like my local one is.

Posted by yoshimitz707

@Video_Game_King: What's Adventure Time?

Posted by killacam

this will catch up tp you. i say this out of jealousy

Posted by Video_Game_King

@yoshimitz707:

This:

Posted by yoshimitz707

@Video_Game_King: Oh.

Posted by supermike6

It's always interesting to read a thread you thought was new, only to scroll down and realize a past version of yourself already made a comment on the first page.

Posted by GunslingerPanda

Just ate an 18" pizza. Took an hour~

I feel like death.

Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG

Goddamnit....  Now this idea's in my head....

Posted by MikkaQ

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Posted by believer258

The only thing that a bellyful of pizza makes me want is... more pizza.

Honestly, if I were to sit down to eat a large Little Caesar's pizza, it would only make me want to do it all over again. I love pizza but around the fourth piece I have to force myself to stop. Even if it's bad pizza. You have to really fail to make a pizza that I won't eat.

Posted by GunslingerPanda

@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

Posted by MikkaQ

@GunslingerPanda said:

@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

Possibly?

Posted by GunslingerPanda

@MikkaQ said:

@GunslingerPanda said:

@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

Possibly?

/hug

Posted by Vinny_Says

I want this to turn into everyone 1-upping each other and eating pizzas faste rand faster with more ingredients on them. The winner gets nothing, just a whole lot of shame.

Posted by TooWalrus

Ha, I remember this... God, this thread makes me hungry. It's been awhile since I've eaten over 2000 calories in a day- I kinda want to go on a crazy Burger and Pizza filled binge. (I won't, but I want to).

Posted by UnrealDP

Wait, Fable 3 is more than a year and 4 months old!?!? Fuck me, where has my life gone!?!? This is legitimately depressing, duder!

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