They didn't mention the PAWS menu... But out of Bow-Wow-nds wins it.
Matt Rorie raging at Dog Football is high-larious.
ha! this was hilarious especially ryans reactions to the puns if ever there was a sports game endurance run this would be the game
who the fuck is jerry rice?
Take that Europe! We got Dog Football on our Wii and all your got this week is the 91 Metacritic stinker Xenoblade Chronicles. Well actually living in Canada they didn't even bother publishing Dog Football here, which is probably for the best but still.
Man Nintendo of America is really dropping the ball. Europe gets JRPGs that are actually pushing that stagnating genre forward and doing it on the system that no one expected that to happen on. NOA is avoiding it for purely marketing and distribution costs. I wish they would just bring that stuff over in a limited release (probably just Gamestop / Amazon), do no marketing and just let word of mouth do its thing or hell just do what Lucasarts did years ago with Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine on Nintendo 64 and just allow people to buy it off their website if they are really worried about loosing out on distribution costs. Then at least they would gain some good will going into Wii U otherwise this is really undermining Nintendo's attempt to regain the hardcore crowd.
How did they miss the "paws" menu?
I actually laughed a little at the pause menu saying PAWS
Jeff & Vinny Endurance Run? (unlock everything)
Good thing Ryan didn't notice the "PAWS" menu, or he would have exploded.
Give Rorie some Jack Daniel's, he seemed unreasonably cranky and not savoring the chance to hold that wiimote in nearly two years.
Why the fuck is a crab juggling on the loading screen? WHY?
I enjoy Ryan's angry cursing.
I love a good bad game quick look
Can't wait for DMX's Ruff Riders Football.
Too bad the Michael Vick version of this game was canned.
Boom. Somebody had to.
i hate this game
People actually sat down and programmed this crap...and got paid for it?
One may say that its framerate is ruff
Anyone who buys this should get a horrible decease, like a bad cough and diarrhea...
This kinda looks like dog shit... (arf arf arf)
Whenever they do quicklooks for bad Wii games it's terrible in a great way. Keep 'em coming guys!
@brehonia said: This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.If I was wearing more than boxersat the moment, then I would go pick this up right now. I'm a real wii shovelware hound, so I'd probably love a piece of shih tzu like this. My friends (Jack, Russell, and Terry) and I have sort of gotten a collection of bad wii games going. There's just something charming about their pugly graphics. I buy pretty much any game I can get my paws on. Then again, I think my attention spaniel is a little too short for such a detailed game of football. Besides, it just rained and I'd hate to step in a lingering poodle and get all wet on the way to the store. I guess I'll wait for it to hit the barkgain bin. Or I could borrow it from my neighbor, Bernard. He's a real saint, so I'm sure he'll let me. What a bunch of dirty, rottweilen puns.
This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.
I cant wait for Dog Football with Bears.
EDIT: Also, GotY!!!!
fuck yes matt rorie
Iam going to dust off my wii for this! *runs to tv* oh wait I sold it like 2 years ago...
Matt Rorie and Dog Football: Derpy.
Game of the Year.
The "Paws" menu? Seriously?
"Out of Bow-wow-nds!" Ahahahahahaha oh my fucking god.
does anyone not notice the 4 leaf clover is NO SCOTTISH!!!! its irish u guys!!
Need more Rorie! I think he's surpassed Will Smith as my current non-GB Whiskey Media fave.
Didn't hear about this game until this week and though there are some terrible puns - Out of Bow-wow-nds - I guess I'm kinda interested in trying it out?
Were there dog balls on that fucking dog medal?
Rorie's colorblind too?
Nintendo..how did it come to this.
I give this game one puppy.
This was a great quick look! The anger generated by a stupid game is amazing.
Don't care that its only the first year of the decade, GAME OF THE DECADE
" FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU."
1% chance of me not buying this when it hit's the bargin bin.
this game is surprisingly deep? god this just looks so bad
wii game of the year
I don't.....I can't..... I don't think this should be a retail game. But I don't wanna hate it just because it's "kid-oriented"-looking. And, y'know, you can't blame the developer for making a cheap-looking game. They're releasing a Wii game in 2011; it's retail suicide and no publisher would throw much money at it. Besides, throwing money at Wii games and making awesome titles doesn't pay off (just ask Fragile Dreams, Red Steel 2, No More Heroes 2, or countless others. Way to support your systems' exclusives, NOA!). But man....this is weird.
Come on, Ryan. Spell it out. "Ruff, Tough, and Dangerous". :)
"It says when the receiver barks." I don't know why it took this long for it to set in... but this game is absolutely ridiculous. I have never laughed so hard at something so dumb. I love Wii games.
The "Paws" menu? Seriously?
I love the four-leaf clovers that appear when the Scottish team scores. Nice work.
@craigbo180 said:@bko said:I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.Nice Shakespeare theater.I think they would've made fun of a game like this werther it was aimed at kids or not. Kids like great games too.
@bko said:I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.Nice Shakespeare theater.
I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.
To his credit, the GB crew has never made fun of a bad game before.