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Posted by Commisar123

Two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin says "man its hot in here" the other goes "Ahhhhh a talking muffin"

Posted by ShaolinSpade

What does a grape and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except for the elephant.

Edited by Astras

What cries, red and is getting smaller and smaller?

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A baby brushing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Posted by thisguyrich

@Dantekiller: heres an original: a reclining chair factory would be a laid back place to work

Posted by DeanoXD

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because he was dead.

Posted by Afroman269

@ZeForgotten said:

My lame joke that made someone chuckle at some point!

"The only change I've seen in the previous Call of Duty games is that the Credits keeps getting shorter #endterriblejokeaboutpeoplegettingfired"

That was good.

Posted by ZeForgotten

My lame joke that made someone chuckle at some point!

"The only change I've seen in the previous Call of Duty games is that the Credits keeps getting shorter #endterriblejokeaboutpeoplegettingfired"

Posted by Dantekiller

lol

Posted by Ventilaator

What's grey and can't swim?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A parking lot.

Posted by Dantekiller

what is the lamest joke and or line you know let us know muhahaha