It's impressive how serious Jeff managed to be even when Patrick was laughing at him. It's like he went into some sort of zen mode where only he and the camera existed and the others might as well not even been there.

If I had been Patrick I would have gone with teaching the kids about gender and how a red bow is enough to make people think of it as a girl pac-man.

Jeff is a lyrical wordsmith. Putting anyone up against him is folly.

Oh those comments with rapper names made me laugh....

So many rappers.
 
I think that guy from Midnight Brown provided the better, more eloquent answer.  A wordsmith, he is.
 
But dammit, I have to agree with Patrick.  Although his argument basically came down to, yo... it's Ms. Pac-Man and arcades happened.

@ArbitraryWater said:

Jeff wins: Fatality.

Clearly Jeff wins. Apparently the best skill to have in the meta game is the ability to bullshit. I want to try it.

I was pretty bored until Jeff opened his mouth. Damn that was a good laugh.

Jeff wins, no doubt.

Jeff knows how to play this game