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Edited by Agnosticwatermelon

first or whatever.

It's like they took the mini game from no more heroes 2 (the one that was supposed to be a parody) and make it 100x worse.

Posted by Freezer_Burn

What.

Edited by Getz

What? If I want to perv out on anime ladies I can do that for free on the internet. If I want to play Gradius, I'll play fucking Gradius.

Check out the Wikipedia page: I'm pretty sure it was written by someone who worked on the game.

Posted by Atwa

ANIME

Posted by Hizang

Ah fuck, I've been refreshing the page since 5!

Posted by MaFoLu

This Quick Look is so fly. 
Just like dragons before they die.

Posted by PatPandaHat

Finally, the spiritual successor to the Gal Gun Creeper Cam.

Posted by Link43130

Thanks Konami!

Posted by Fontan

I love how the first series of comments is just one word trying desperately to get the first one.

Posted by mrangryface

Fat chance im watching THIS quicklook while at work.

Posted by Morningstar

Dont mind if I do.

Posted by 20ozmonkey

God dammit Japan!

Posted by AlexW00d

Eurgh.

Posted by skrutop

So Japanese.

Edited by UltimAXE

Fucking Japan . . .

(edit) And upon watching the video, yeah. Fuck Japan. Nice ending, though.

Posted by Arker101

@mrangryface said:

Fat chance im watching THIS quicklook while at work.

Don't worry, it's totally safe for work, all of GiantBomb is.

Posted by AURON570

lol the last 5 minutes

Posted by Atwa

@Fontan said:

I love how the first series of comments is just one word trying desperately to get the first one.

Actually I was well aware there were 3 posters before me.. i just felt like saying ANIME

Posted by Godzilla_Sushi

Oohhhh.....this one looks really bad.....

Posted by JoyfullOFrockets

I admit, I saw what seemed like nipples and I clicked.

Posted by Chris2KLee

Sweet, this can only be gold.

Posted by Anwar

Jeff, Vinny and weird Japanese games, the best combination for an amazing Quick Look.

Posted by RetroVirus

BOOBS

Edited by Wes899

This is a game I would play. NEVER MIND IT'S A SIDESCROLLER. I LIKE MY ANIME GIRLS VERTICAL THANK YOU.

Posted by Afroman269

Time to get my pedo on and click play.

Posted by hardindr

Man, I wish they wouldn't play these games...

Posted by MysteriousFawx

Never felt so dirty watching a quick look.....

Posted by Greebman

you people obviously just don't understand the deep message behind this game!!!!!

Posted by BombaLuigi

wheres the "excellent"-part?

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Posted by TehFlan

I... What?

Edited by ervonymous

Something's wrong, the video doesn't start when I click her boobs (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Posted by Alex_Carrillo

Fuck you, Japan.

Posted by Flappy

Partial Nudity like WHOA!

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Posted by fisk0

Yeah, "looks like a Dreamcast game" was my first thought. Kind of decent water effect had it been from back then, but just ridiculous if this isn't a port from the Dreamcast or an late 90's arcade cabinet. And ... yeah, while modern water shaders didn't become popular until around the release of Morrowind, it had certainly been done long before that. The expansion pack for the first Comanche game back in 1992 had some fantastic looking water.

Posted by phrosnite

Um... uhm... ....

Posted by AmericanNinja
Posted by thirteenyahs

I can't express how weird I feel watching this at work.

Posted by AlKusanagi

This is crazy and Japanese and I want it.

Edited by Aetheldod

I dont care I love anime , anime chicks and boobs :D

Edit: Altho this game does seems like crap

Posted by Crushed

@Agnosticwatermelon said:

first or whatever.

It's like they took the mini game from no more heroes 2 (the one that was supposed to be a parody) and make it 100x worse.

What did you think it was a parody of? "the ships are girls" has been going on for a while in Japan, NMH was taking the piss out of that.

Posted by Delta_Ass

This game might be for jerks.

Posted by Cloudenvy

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Edited by maskedarcstrike

Really???!???!! After the fucking awesomeness that was Gradius V they have to defile the series with this bullshit. Konami couldn't just make a cool, new XBLA game or ask Treasure to make another and instead they make this crap? I know it doesn't carry the Gradius name, but still man its just........

Edit: Heaven forbid Konami to do a HD release of Gradius V.......

Posted by Agnosticwatermelon

@Crushed said:

@Agnosticwatermelon said:

first or whatever.

It's like they took the mini game from no more heroes 2 (the one that was supposed to be a parody) and make it 100x worse.

What did you think it was a parody of? "the ships are girls" has been going on for a while in Japan, NMH was taking the piss out of that.

That's what I was trying to say. The one in NMH is over the top on purpose, but this one cranks it up 10 times and lets you feel off the underage girls.

Posted by spazmaster666

The last five minutes were amazing.

Posted by PatPandaHat

@AmericanNinja said:

That's the kind of face you expect to see on the guy who has to go around the neighborhood and tell people about his time in the pen, and what he did to get there.

Posted by Beb

Excellent?

Bogus.

Posted by Anwar

Shouldn't people worried about NSFW and SFW videos or feeling weird watching this while 'working', you know, do some work?

Posted by Enigma_2099

So it's Gradius with tits.... can't you just tell they had a lot of faith in the gameplay?

OUCH!!!! My IQ just took a hit.

Posted by 234r2we232

Ah. So this is what Megaman would look like if it were made by pedophiles.