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Posted by JJOR64

Amazing.

Posted by TechHits

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

strap it on?

Posted by Mustachio

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

I bet he's up there, penis lodged in the clouds, smiling down on us as he considers that he once held the world at the end of his dick.

Posted by MikkaQ

Hey, Penis Floor Man looks EXACTLY like my Saints leader. Except I had a purple bathrobe and nothing else on for the whole game.

Posted by Napalm

Penis Floor Man? lmao

Posted by JasonR86

I usually fuck the floor around that time of night too.

Edited by supermike6

He had a good life.

Posted by coakroach

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

Posted by Jadeskye

I declare this thread epic.

Posted by N7

His name was Marauder Shields...

Posted by JackSukeru

I only half get the joke, but I'm into it.

Posted by DonutFever

Lest we forget.

Posted by Mustachio

So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.

Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.

I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.