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Edited By raynate2022

Was that...A.. Trophy for waking up??!?!?!

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Posted By SteepInKline

Whether Sony knows it or not, the Vita has two killer apps: Persona 4 Golden and Wake-Up Club.

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Posted By Rejizzle

@DarkbeatDK said:




Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

My God. This man is a genius!

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Posted By Kato

Does that steel dock come with the Vita? That thing is pretty cool.

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Posted By SatelliteOfLove

This is entirely too sedate and logical for a Japanese commercial. I call foul.

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Posted By MachoFantastico

What the what now! 
This trailer made me realise just how big the Vita is. 

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Posted By TheRealJpoe

With ideas like this, Foursquare, etc... I seems like most everyday tasks are being fashioned into some form of social video game. Interesting trend to say the least.

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Posted By Xymox


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Posted By HerbieBug

god DAMNIT JAPAN!  >_<

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Posted By Chet_Rippo


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Posted By DiGiTaL_SiN

I am #1 on the snooze leaderboards!

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Posted By Kiri90

Analysts report that Sony's latest app, "Wake-Up," is expected to dramatically boost sales of the device in the Japanese market. A trusted source from Sony said that the soft-launch feedback has been so "overwhelmingly positive," they are preparing for a worldwide release in the coming months. Stay tuned for details.

/sarcasm ;)

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Posted By Encephalon

That floating cat head looks pretty damn self-satisfied.

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Posted By RoyaleWithCheese

What's with the porno music at 1:10?!

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Posted By gbrading

And I thought the Botanicula Quick Look was weird.

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Posted By drsalvador

Congratulations, you have successfully woken up. PERFECT!

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Posted By bunnymud

OH LAWD!!! Get the fucking Japan out of my morning misery!

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Posted By GirlsGeneration

If i get this does a beautiful asian girl send me messages in the morning to wake me up if so i'll take 10 copies!

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Posted By senor_delicious

dammit, you did it Sony...

now i kind of want one these things

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Posted By Claude

Will it light my cigarette for me and give a couple of aspirin for my hangover?

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Posted By Mattyboysmith

Plato had an alarm clock over 1500 years ago. He did not care for achievements

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Posted By GrandMarshal


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The fuck did I just watch?

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Posted By IClavdivs

Looks more fun than doing math problems, though I'd be more likely to just chuck the thing across the room and go back to sleep.

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Posted By Zor

Wait, what... did that guy just get an achievement(trophy, whatever you want to call it) for waking up on time?...

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Posted By Bollard

No wonder the Vita has sold like 2 units in Japan...

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Posted By Lyfeforce

"What is this" I know, "I don't even" I can figure out (Japan, muggerhubbards), yet still I can't completely bend my head around this.

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Posted By Spiritof


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Posted By ValiantGrizzly

the fuck is this

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Posted By GinjaAssassin

Halo killer.

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Posted By TWiSTEDmerc
@ISmoochyI said:

this is so so so weird

This is so, so, so Japan
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Posted By EverydayOdyssey

Do you think the alarm clock only works with the stand? These companies are always trying to nickle and dime us with their killer apps.

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Posted By dvdwalker8

The first thing I want to do when I wake up is grab my PSVITA and play a minigame. Not.

I don't own a VITA and don't plan on getting one either. This definitely doesn't make me any more interested in one.

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Posted By MrSpoon

@umdesch4 said:

@DarkbeatDK said:




Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

Yes, it is. I acknowledge your brilliance.

Def' Corp'?

If Kojima Producions get involved, you could transfar colon your downloads to Johnny Sasaki when you log off.

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Posted By outerabiz

@umdesch4 said:

@DarkbeatDK said:




Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

Yes, it is. I acknowledge your brilliance

i concur, you sir, are a genious.

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Posted By CrazedJoker91

FINALLY! A reason to buy the Vita!

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Posted By BonOrbitz


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Posted By Grimluck343

Time to buy a Vita...

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Posted By Arker101

This is the only thing that was stopping me from buying a Vita! I love getting trophies for waking the fuck up.

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Posted By linkster7

I just woke up and I'm so confused by this.

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Posted By Residentrevil2

That's an expensive alarm clock.

I think I'll just use my phone. It also plays games!

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Posted By Video_Game_King


Well, how similar to Canadia is Switzerland?

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Posted By MacEG

This music makes me want to break stuff.

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Posted By aseddon130

this is just too easy to rip on, so i will leave it.

The worlds first alarm clock with achievements / trophies???? :o

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Posted By Ninja_Welshman

Don't know what that was but, yes, I approve.

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Posted By Dooftastic


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Posted By Winternet


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Posted By stinky

dude totally won.

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Edited By Vitor

@DeF said:

@moondogg said:

Even with english subtitles I don't think I'd get whatever this is.

it's the future!

So, understanding the subtitles really doesn't help make this less weird.

同盟 means allegiance and the tagline is 'Making waking up everyday fun!'.

You have the option of choosing between analogue and digital clocks for massive customization. You set your wake up time and if it's the same as other people's, you can form allegiances. You have to touch the spinning avatar to stop the alarm clock.

You support them to wake them up and they support you if they wake up early. You all get trophies for getting up on time and all your data (killstreaks and KDR I guess) are recorded in minute detail for later. You can also become friends with other members. Alliances apparently consist of 5 people.

Also, if you wake up late, you have to uncover your allies' support messages by touching them. So basically making you even later if you had something to do in the morning...

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Posted By Stete

Eat your words Phil Fish!