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Posted by SupberUber

I'm not sure if this is core enough for my likings. Have some coffee shop hipsters talk about it, then come back to me.

Posted by sixpin

@SupberUber said:

I'm not sure if this is core enough for my likings. Have some coffee shop hipsters talk about it, then come back to me.

Only if said hipster draws a slice of apple pie on a 3DS and tells me that he/she isn't a gamer.

Posted by Rayeth

It is a simple thing to tell which trailers are posted by Alex by only reading the subheading. 100% snark every time.

Posted by dutchbear10

Did they bring in Team Ninja for the boob jiggle on that heavy set fellow?

Posted by Tarsier

@Rayeth said:

It is a simple thing to tell which trailers are posted by Alex by only reading the subheading. 100% snark every time.

100% warranted

Posted by jamesisaacs

@Mumrik said:

@RoivaS3ternal said:

shit.

Posted by razielrioux

Would love to do a drive by on all these people...using a Super Soaker filled with urine from some sort of wild animal.

Posted by TheSouthernDandy

Alright terrible trailer aside, can I just say I hate the white shadow people they have on screen for the Just Dance games? I can't even tell you why but they actually make me angry. I HATE THEM.

Posted by TournamentOfHate

But Alex, excited fat guys are funny.

Posted by AssInAss

@Levio said:

Too bad Fable: Journey doesn't let me throw fireballs at these people, then run them over with my horse.

Cross promotion! Dance while riding your horse for XP!

Posted by Dagbiker

There were about 1000 different stereotypes flashing across the screen in the blink of an eye. And I didn't relate to any of them.

Posted by MrCHUP0N

My brain is full of cry.

Posted by vinsanityv22

If that fat party guy at 0:14 approves, than this MUST be good!

...

I hate you America. You did this.

Posted by Trusty_Spoon

woah... And I thought the British launch ad was bad!

Posted by HerbieBug

I want my 34 seconds back. :(

Posted by csl316

Alex, why do you have be such a scroo-?

Oh.... I see, carry on.

Posted by das9000

Are you "core" enough to buy this game?

Posted by rudyarr

i think im gonna be sick

Posted by super_machine

No Dub Step?

Posted by ArkHunter

Shaken baby syndrome!

Posted by mrangryface

I cant be the only dude thats too insecure to even do most of the moves in these games while alone in my apartment...

Posted by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497

Hate, loathing, disgust ... the English language has failed me as those words just don't do my thoughts regarding this any justice whatsoever.

Posted by meaninoflife42

@wibby said:

Fuck. and is that Penny from lost in pink?

I would make a "not Penny's boat" pun but I can't think of a good one off the top of my head right now.

Posted by dvorak

I watched this like 5 times because I hate myself.

Posted by Sevenout

@sissylion said:

White people.

This sums up my thoughts exactly.

Posted by SharkMan

*cringe* worthy

Posted by Asrahn

@das9000 said:

Are you "core" enough to buy this game?

I doubt there exists anyone core enough for this, brother.

Posted by DSale

@dvorak: I also watched this multiple times. Can't really figure out why...

Posted by Nikz

Hilarious, also is this the first ad with the Wii U logo on it?

Posted by Korolev

The only thing this trailer says to me is that if I buy this game, I am already like those people in the trailer, or I will turn into them. The first one is an insult. The second is a warning. Either way, I'm not buying this.

Posted by aceofspudz

Sometimes, I get a good feeling that Alex has written a headline.

Posted by ultra2extreme

This trailer make me realise how unattractive my real friends are

Posted by tcsajax

Those were not the kind of tits I wanted to see jiggling in front of my face...

Posted by jNerd

That commercial is so bad I had to watch it twice. O__O

Posted by LethalKi11ler

@aceofspudz said:

Sometimes, I get a good feeling that Alex has written a headline.
Posted by mewarmo990

@tcsajax said:

Those were not the kind of tits I wanted to see jiggling in front of my face...

I went blind. I'm dictating this comment so someone else can type it for me.

Posted by ESREVER

The TRUE Just Dance 4 ad:

Posted by Chobbit

HEY LOOK GUYS FAT GUYS LIKE TO DANCE TOO, DON'T YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH HOT CHICKS? *sigh* marketing at it's dumbest.

Posted by hughesie27

I find Alex's constant moaning about everything video games upsetting.

Posted by Homelessbird

@hughesie27 said:

I find Alex's constant moaning about everything video games upsetting.

Your acknowledgement of the trend is not incorrect, but I wonder if this particular news post is the place to bring it up.

I mean, this ad is objectively gut-wrenching.

Posted by MeatSim

Well at least it was only 34 seconds long.

Posted by Druminator

Shame.

Posted by breaking3po

Faux-joy is the name of my band.

Posted by MonkeyKing1969

@Konanda said:

OH SHIT! IS THAT GUY HOLDING COOL BABY!

There are some moves in the game where the you hold a baby, the baby holds the Wii-mote ot PSMove.

Posted by nickux

@hughesie27 said:

I find Alex's constant moaning about everything video games upsetting.

Snarky headline? I don't even need to check who wrote it at this point.