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Posted by BonOrbitz

@hedfone said:

...James Bond

Or "Lames" Bond by the looks of this game.

Edited by vinsanityv22

Five minutes in and Jeff, rightfully, calls out Everything or Nothing as the best Bond game.

Holy Shit! There's a game reviewer out there who gets it!

This will be a greet Quick Look. Trash this cheap, unfinished Call of Duty clone, Jeff & Vinny! Btw, does Activision know that Casino Royale was a reboot, and was Bond's FIRST mission? Flashing back to the previous movies as Daniel Craig's Bond makes no sense whatsoever. The ONLY mission's he's been on were Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall (and if you want to count the video games, than Blood Stone and MAYBE the Goldeneye remake, if you want to move that into current continuity). They should have just done everything as "period pieces", and let you play as the different Bonds.

EDIT: Gotta love the exchange at 35 minutes in. "You killed my clone army!" -- "That's racist" -- "Is it? They all look the same to me". lmfao

Posted by darkest4

"I'm inducing rem sleep over here". Hilarious quicklook. Jeff + Vinny best combo.

Game looks pretty shit, so shit that they were able to have lots of fun making fun of it.

Posted by ExtraSuperDanks

this doesnt look all that bad.....mehh

Posted by algertman

Naughty Dog could make a cool James Bond. They could just do Uncharted and make it a little more stealth based.

Posted by dropabombonit

I'm with Jeff, they need to stop chasing Goldeneye. Everything or Nothing was okay on PS2 and at least 3rd person

Posted by Tober

That guy had martyrdom... Mwahah!!

Posted by AndyAce83

Your knowledge of Bond movies are astonishingly bad to be reviewing a Bond game. Was there no one with more knowledge in the GB staff?

Posted by Laini

I'm kinda digging this. Bit worrying at first but good to see it's not 100% shooting. Maybe 95% shooting. Though I agree with Jeff, there's so much more you could do with a Bond game it's a real shame no-one is interested in trying.

Edited by jayjonesjunior

truly a disgrace.

SPOILER

the gold is green.

Posted by Baal_Sagoth

I'm glad at least someone remembered the famous six-armed-Bond scene.

Posted by Matoyak

"If you and I were Bond fans, we'd be like, 'This is disgusting!'"

A-yup. :/ This is p-retty gross. :/

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Posted by Morden2261

Whenever this hits twenty bucks I think I'll pick it up. Seems serviceable for a bit of Bond nostalgia.

Posted by PokeIkzai

I had forgotten all about Everything or Nothing... that game was a freaking blast. Too bad this one is so crappy.

Posted by TruthTellah

This was a great Quick Look.

"NYAAAHHHH!"

"Daniel, how bout another take?"

"NGHHYYYAAHHH!!"

Posted by Vextroid

Didn't look too bad to me. It's like the Wii Goldeneye but with a huger twist of CoD which is a bit of shame. It's also coming to PC so hopefully it will be available for like 30bucks of GMG or some such. Looking at the comments I'm glad to see a lot of people see Everything or Nothing as the amazing game it is. Still waiting for the spiritual successor to it. Blood Stone was sort of on the right track but I'm guess how well goldeneye sold on Wii the "The FPS Bond" seems to be the right Bond in the eyes of Activisions sales team.

Posted by MachoFantastico

Remember liking one or two of the James Bond games on PS2, can't remember if it was Nightfire or what.

Posted by fitzcarraldo

One hundred and forty billion dollars! Ten times what's in Kentucky. Fort Knox? HA! It's for tourists!

Posted by fuzzy510

"Don't like jets? Don't eat."

Man, I love this place.

Posted by Glottery

Oh wow...watched the "Of Orcs and Men" QL earlier than I had planned and almost thought about doing the same with this, but...that duration! This one I'll have to save for later.

Posted by Kijutsu

Call of 007?

Posted by Brazzle

@claudius said:

Man, I really liked Everything or Nothing.

Me. Too. Is it weird that I'm surprised to hear that Jeff liked it? That game was rad.

Posted by LibrorumProhibitorum

Fort Knox was surprisingly unprotected. I mean isn't the real Fort Knox's security so tight that you'll be killed by something before you even get close to getting inside? If the enemy removed all that junk then you've got a really stupid enemy.

Posted by claudius

Man, I really liked Everything or Nothing.

Posted by Ausbird

"Operation Grand Slam: I'm going to design a breakfast."

Thanks for that, Vinny. XD

Posted by ch3burashka

I'm 45 minutes in. I cannot imagine how they keep doing this for another 30 minutes.

Posted by csl316

Ok, now I'm rewatching the last two movies to prep for Skyfall. Marketing goal achieved.

Posted by MasterVerhoffin

All this makes me want to do is play Alpha Protocol again.

Posted by Dagbiker

I like the implications here, that MI6 just kinda says fuck it to the whole spy thing and starts fucking up shit.

Posted by AthleticShark

Everything or Nothing was and is my favorite James Bond game. It is amazing and was everything you wanted out of a Bond game.

Posted by DrDarkStryfe

Jeff made a great point about Goldeneye ruining Bond video games. Goldeneye is the better game, but Everything or Nothing was the better Bond game, and no one played it.

Posted by FilthyBastard

"it looks like a mix between daniel craig and chris waters"

i almost shit with glee

Posted by Lysergica33

This game looks SO bad. Someone really needs to get this license away from Activision, ASAP. I'd even trust EA more with it. At least they had the balls to occasionally do something a little bit different, such as Everything or Nothing.. In fact.. Can we just have Everything or Nothing 2 now please? Pretty please?

Posted by MattGrant

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! I am a massive James Bond fan! I have seen every single movie....

...and this video made me lose my shit laughing. Amazing stuff! xD

Posted by eccentrix

I'd like to see a spy game where you have to liaise with contacts successfully. Kind of like some sections of Assassin's Creed 1.

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Posted by Encephalon

Damn. Finding the gold would've been the perfect place to end the QL.

Posted by StartRunning

I'm sorry to say this looks pretty dumb and most of all, pointless.

Edited by Winsord

This is now one of my favourite quick looks. Thanks!

Though, I do wish you had kept going for the illustrious gold.

Posted by Slydotcom

Looks like a reskinned CoD... so it's looks like shit but atleast cod have a decent UI

Posted by spiceninja

Hey look, it's modern looking Daniel Craig with all these people with hairstyles and clothing right out of the 70s and 80s.

Posted by tremors

WHERE'S THE GOLD?!

Edited by ultrapeanut

Ten minutes in and I'm already expecting "If you and I were Bond fans, we'd be like, 'This is disgusting!'" to be the hardest I laugh all night.

Posted by MiniPato

@Nicholas said:

The Quantum of Solace movie IS SO BAD! OH MY GOD!

Okay, Ryan Davis.

Posted by RenMcKormack

@GBH said:

bond james bond

Jr.

Posted by Amaru25

ugh. dreadful

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@jmic75 said:

@YoVideoGamesAreSerious said:

This is so transparently a Bond game in the COD engine. My god.

The fonts and way point markers even look the same.

I think they made this entire game so that when you kill someone with that asian guy's top hat and it shows the 'this person <weapon image> other person' in the corner, they could put in a picture of the hat.

Edited by HerbieBug

The Hitman games are more James Bond than James Bond games are James Bond.

SWEET door opening QTE right there.

Posted by tourgen

I wanted to see the gold too.

Posted by iceman228433

Never stop searching for that gold.

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