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Posted by Bread_Harrity

Camel toe. Someone mailed in camel toe? I'm out.

Posted by fox01313

Interesting mailbag that definitely deserves to belong in a museum, whoever in the GB crew that starts it.

Posted by WiqidBritt

jesus christ patrick, is it impossible for you to appear in a video where you don't arbitrarily shit on a game?

Posted by Keegs

That was awesome. Joe, you're good people!

Edited by CitizenCoffeeCake

Crustacean period. hah!

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Posted by ComradeCrash

The video title now makes sense! lol Awesome!

Posted by Sogeman

I'm gonna send them the Ark of the Covenant next. I hope it gets through customs.

Posted by chose

Another one of those garbage mailbox and Jeff is gonna lose it.

Posted by Vexxan

Holy fucking shit dear sweet Jebus.

Posted by Dberg
If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Patrick's mind being blown.
And who could blame him? This was truly mindblowing.
Posted by MonkeyKing1969

The dawn of Patrick...

Posted by devilgunman

That is 100% Spielberg's autograph. He's one of those person who sign autograph little differently each time and the one on that script is very unique but has all of Spielberg's autograph components in it.

Posted by _Horde

Joe is a god.

Edited by dr_mantas

Fossils are rocks...

Can anyone confirm those look even remotely real?

EDIT: Oh my god, that script sure is something.

Btw, that sure is someone's left ulna.

Posted by FNGbomber

I actually like Jurassic Park III, Patrick. Gimme that!

Posted by sonicrift

Suuuuper jealous of everything in that box. That is so awesome.

Posted by AlmostSwedish

This is amazing. Joe, you are an inspiration to us all.

Posted by sonicrift

That's definitely Tea Leoni at the bottom. http://my-autographs.de/images/Tea_Leoni.jpg

Posted by TekZero

I'm going to clean out my closet and send it to the crew. Hope you guys like old bowling balls!

Posted by oasisbeyond

I'm sending you guys 50 000$ in cash, get ready for the best mailbag ever!

Posted by hollitz

"Turtle shell fragments all the way down."

I applauded out lout.

Posted by Kirios

Patrick you HAVE to get a display case for all of those fossils and a very nice frame for that autographed script. That's a legitimately awesome fossil collection you've got.

Posted by Khane

Looks like that signature under Patrick's thumb is Téa Leoni.

Posted by Sarumarine

@Sogeman said:

I'm gonna send them the Ark of the Covenant next. I hope it gets through customs.

"Just remember, don't open it, at least not with your eyes open. Love the site! Thanks guys!"

Posted by gbrading

Fossilized Manatee!

Posted by Czarpyotr

Holy shit man, that autographed script is fucking insane. Props to you man.

Posted by ShaggE

@HansKisaragi said:

seriously.. cant people stop sending this trash

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Posted by TheFrostedGamer

You can make the argument that dinosaur bones were put in the ground by Satan to confuse Christians, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and The Dark Lord should have known better.

Posted by Jonny_Anonymous

I love that Patrick is totally loves this

Posted by Almerc

Awesome. Really hope Jeff will give a script reading during a live show soon. Maybe TNT tonight, after we get to the exciting conclusion of space jam!

Posted by PurpleSpandex

Those movie cards were used in video stores as a placeholder, so workers knew where to put movies.

SOURCE: I worked in video stores.

Posted by mellotronrules

@bunkerbuster05 said:

@mellotronrules said:

that all belongs in a museum.

Top men are handling it.

Top. Men.

*throws himself overboard*

Posted by VibratingDonkey

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I have Spielberg's autograph as well. It's right there on my Director's Chair box. It's in silver and everything. So screw you Patrick!

Posted by Shortbreadtom

@AckbarTheGreat: Hey, Ackbar? If this really was you who sent all this shit... you should know you're pretty great.

Posted by alternate

You can't verify a signature over the internet. Even a half assed counterfeiter is going to look up exemplars and then copy or trace from those. you need to see it in person. Have y'all never watched pawn stars :)

Not that I think the dude would knowingly send in a fake or anything.

Posted by Set

"cameltoe"

"yeaaah"

Posted by Mercanis

A museum display case for the fossils and autographed script would be humorously incongruous with the rest of the Giant Bomb office.

Edited by sungahymn

Oh wow. That's a treasure chest right there, especially for Patrick.

Posted by BD_Mr_Bubbles

That's pretty awesome.

Posted by Rodiard

That's the bone that started violence.

Posted by Toxin066

Holy fucking shit. This mailbag stuff is getting out of hand.

Posted by pakalolobro420

this was a good video man

Posted by Vague_Optimism

Now go have one of your teeth replaced with the megalodon core.

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

Incredible. Joe, you're awesome.

Posted by Janezcky

Holy shit that's awesome!

Posted by selbie

The fossilized camel toe trumps everything else in that box. Well played Joe.

Posted by cassus

Fairly certain 5:10 is a bag of hash.

Great gift by the way. Both the fossils and the hash.

Posted by DEFE

Awesome gift. Way to go, Joe. And man, I'm looking forward to seeing them play Majora's Mask, even if I know that I'll be that guy freaking out behind his computer whenever they take a wrong turn. I try not to be that guy, but Majora's Mask is a big one for me.

Posted by MoonwalkSA

FIRE EMBLEM!

Also that was a great gift for Patrick.

Posted by Tesla

Signature on the bottom right of page obviously belongs to the great Tea Leoni.