Man, these mailbags are getting crazy.
Actual fucking fossils?!
As a dinosaur lover, this gave me a boner.
And those are the actual signatures of Michael Crighton, Sam Neill, and Steven Spielberg!
What a stupendous gift!
That script signing is a fake, my girlfriend got me an identical one off ebay some years ago. I'll try and find it and take photos.
I can tell that that bone is an ulna. I used to be able to tell if it is the left or right ulna. My skills are fading. The bone does look quite human though, however black, possibly a simian but I haven't studied that.The shark tooth is clearly from a Great White, nowhere near large enough to be a Megalodon tooth though. I always wanted a Great White tooth. I settled for a Tiger Shark tooth as a kid.So is the time period in question the Cretaceous period? edit: lol, I totally missed that in the title!The only thing more awesome than that signed script would be a notated, signed, shooting script. I would die for that. And Laura Dern's signature. And William H. Macy. and Spielberg and Crichton...I am soooper jealous dude!
I can tell that that bone is an ulna. I used to be able to tell if it is the left or right ulna. My skills are fading. The bone does look quite human though, however black, possibly a simian but I haven't studied that.
The shark tooth is clearly from a Great White, nowhere near large enough to be a Megalodon tooth though. I always wanted a Great White tooth. I settled for a Tiger Shark tooth as a kid.
So is the time period in question the Cretaceous period? edit: lol, I totally missed that in the title!
The only thing more awesome than that signed script would be a notated, signed, shooting script. I would die for that. And Laura Dern's signature. And William H. Macy. and Spielberg and Crichton...I am soooper jealous dude!
He never said it was a megalodon tooth, he said it was the core of one. I would imagine the core would be quite a lot smaller than the actual tooth.
They should just read that JP3 script for the next Unprofessional Friday.
Creepy Jeff: Yeaaah.
Turtle shell fragments all the way down? Clever.
Yeah, I was impressed.
This is all fucking cool. Nice job, Joe.
wow. props to that guy
Holy fucking shit. This mailbag stuff is getting out of hand.
At least it's not a bag of random trash like it was for a while.
@PurpleSpandex: I can confirm this. I have many of them from my old Blockbuster days
Signature on the bottom right of page obviously belongs to the great Tea Leoni.
Also that was a great gift for Patrick.
Awesome gift. Way to go, Joe. And man, I'm looking forward to seeing them play Majora's Mask, even if I know that I'll be that guy freaking out behind his computer whenever they take a wrong turn. I try not to be that guy, but Majora's Mask is a big one for me.
Fairly certain 5:10 is a bag of hash.
Great gift by the way. Both the fossils and the hash.
The fossilized camel toe trumps everything else in that box. Well played Joe.
Holy shit that's awesome!
Incredible. Joe, you're awesome.
Now go have one of your teeth replaced with the megalodon core.
this was a good video man
That's the bone that started violence.
That's pretty awesome.
Oh wow. That's a treasure chest right there, especially for Patrick.
A museum display case for the fossils and autographed script would be humorously incongruous with the rest of the Giant Bomb office.
You can't verify a signature over the internet. Even a half assed counterfeiter is going to look up exemplars and then copy or trace from those. you need to see it in person. Have y'all never watched pawn stars :)
Not that I think the dude would knowingly send in a fake or anything.
@AckbarTheGreat: Hey, Ackbar? If this really was you who sent all this shit... you should know you're pretty great.
I have Spielberg's autograph as well. It's right there on my Director's Chair box. It's in silver and everything. So screw you Patrick!
@mellotronrules said:that all belongs in a museum.Top men are handling it.Top. Men.
that all belongs in a museum.
Top men are handling it.
*throws himself overboard*
Those movie cards were used in video stores as a placeholder, so workers knew where to put movies.
SOURCE: I worked in video stores.
Awesome. Really hope Jeff will give a script reading during a live show soon. Maybe TNT tonight, after we get to the exciting conclusion of space jam!
I love that Patrick is totally loves this
You can make the argument that dinosaur bones were put in the ground by Satan to confuse Christians, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and The Dark Lord should have known better.
seriously.. cant people stop sending this trash
Holy shit man, that autographed script is fucking insane. Props to you man.
I'm gonna send them the Ark of the Covenant next. I hope it gets through customs.
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Looks like that signature under Patrick's thumb is Téa Leoni.
Patrick you HAVE to get a display case for all of those fossils and a very nice frame for that autographed script. That's a legitimately awesome fossil collection you've got.
"Turtle shell fragments all the way down."
I applauded out lout.
I'm sending you guys 50 000$ in cash, get ready for the best mailbag ever!
I'm going to clean out my closet and send it to the crew. Hope you guys like old bowling balls!
That's definitely Tea Leoni at the bottom. http://my-autographs.de/images/Tea_Leoni.jpg
This is amazing. Joe, you are an inspiration to us all.