100 things we have learned from Games

Inspired by the Fallout 3 post.

1. You can pick up items by walking through them.

2. Small Italian gentlemen can pick up giant dragons.

3. Killing an enemy will cause it to turn into coins/health/ammo e.t.c

4. Full cooked turkeys found in garbage are safe to eat. (Streets of Rage)

5. Stay Away from helicopters

6. An injury can be fixed by sitting down.

7. Breaking into other people's homes and stealing their valuables is totally acceptable.

8. Sometimes, however, getting caught might make things awkward. Just remember: killing them to keep things quiet is a bad idea.

6. Jumping is fucking easy, you fly for miles!

10. Embarrased about your *size*? ;) walk into a mushroom then

9. Dying is just a minor setback

11. Killing hookers gives you your money back.
12. Red Barrels Explode!

13. Going to the bathroom is for pussies.

14. Crowbars are your friends.

14. A little tap on your friend's shoulder will save them from death.

No matter how many bullets you take, as long as you duck behind cover and wait a few seconds, you'll be perfectly okay.

headshots give your weapons x1.5 multiplyer damage

Nice one Matty xD

21 is next.

21. being nice to people online makes you a "faggot"

22: While infiltrating an enemy base, you can alert all the guards and start a massive gunfight, but as soon as you hide for a few seconds they'll simply go into a state of "caution" before finally deciding that it was all just a dream and resuming their regular patrol routes.

Tanks will go faster if you turn the turret backwards and keep firing.

(I love this thread already but I knew I remembered it from somewhere...)

25. Taking the elevator will (almost) always end in an ambush

24. falling from death defying heights, doesnt always mean death

25. Hedgehogs are blue and roll around at super fast speeds.

26. War. . . . . . war never changes.

" 26. War. . . . . . war never changes."

29. Every time you reload, your ammo clip is full even if you discard a half empty clip.

29. Lightsabers will not always cut you in half in one swing.

30. One bullet to the head or any other area won't always kill you.

31.The butt of a gun always does about ten times more damage than a bullet.
32. Before you engage someone in a fight a disembodied voice yells FIGHT! and the word usually appears floating in front of you for a few seconds.

33. Children dont exist

34.  You can escape from any prison cell in under 5 minutes.

35.  If you were caught with a huge arsenal of weapons, the guards will store them safely right beside your cell.  The guards will soon regret this.

36. When practicing parkour, always run towards the red highlighted objects.

" 33. Children dont exist "

37. We're special, and we'll eventually change the world.

38.  People become one with the force and disappear when you kill them...

39. Shooting people in the head earns you more experience points which can be spent to upgrade your armor.

40. A priest by your side is better than anything modern medicine has to offer. (MMOs)

41.  Consuming painkillers like candy can make you feel good as new without any deadly side-effects.

42. Always play as a jedi..... ALWAYS!

43. The dark side is always with you.

lol

44.  Throwing a grenade below your feet  is a nice way to a little bit more height out of your jump

45. (THIS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT) Repetition is the master of learning. Practice makes perfect.

46. There's always a way. Always.

47. Your end goal is always to the right.

50. Stay away from fences.

50.When on a murderous rampage dieing is punishment enough.

51. Rocket launchers can fit in your pocket.

52. Your back is magnetic, allowing you to carry a gun on your back.

53. If you find yourself engaged in a battle with a huge fleshy virus monster thing, someone will eventually throw you a rocket launcher to kill it

54. Kids cannot be killed, until they're adults.

55. Jumping on someones head kills them

56: Vehicles blow up when they drive into water

57: Vehicles are left unlocked with the keys in them

58: Always look behind a waterfall. Most of the time, there's something interesting to be found there.

59. you can smoothly jump into and out of a big haystack without making any mess