Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

Uh...
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
*points to schlong*
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say "MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
...I spoke too soon.
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#1 Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

Uh...
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
*points to schlong*
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say "MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
...I spoke too soon.
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#2 Posted by Yummylee (20541 posts) -

Oh God, it looks like World of Warcraft just threw up on itself.

#3 Posted by Sarumarine (2054 posts) -

That last Far Cry 3 screenshot makes me think there should have been a "Best Urination Animation" category versus Sleeping Dogs.

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#4 Posted by IAmNotBatman (614 posts) -

What is that last screenshot? Guild Wars 2?

P.S. All character creation tools should have the ability to enable 'headless mode'.

#5 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1210 posts) -

Haha that is really funny. I like the dogs in the mansion of Spec Ops: The Line!

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#6 Posted by pbhawks45 (736 posts) -

RORIE

#7 Posted by Grillbar (1772 posts) -

@IAmNotBatman said:

What is that last screenshot? Guild Wars 2?

dont know if yout trying to be funny and i just dont get it or you really dont know. but its wow with a bunch of ui mods. still bit of a clusterfuck

#8 Edited by csl316 (7333 posts) -

Rorie's secret lair has a similar color scheme to Boogermeister's mansion in Boogerman.
 

 He loves puppies, too!
#9 Posted by Video_Game_King (34573 posts) -

You wouldn't want me to post me own. I'd destroy this thread with sheer volume alone.

#10 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

I need to take more screenshots...

#11 Posted by Grimmy616 (391 posts) -

Decapitations

#12 Edited by DazzHardy (627 posts) -

This is still my favourite "wait, whats going on" moment from this year, was just strolling around, looking for bandits, when all of a sudden....

 Insert your own Dumbo reference here.
#13 Posted by Castiel (2415 posts) -

Rorie!

#14 Posted by Vexxan (4598 posts) -

Dat WoW UI.

#15 Posted by RetroVirus (1403 posts) -

Haha, that WoW one, that's pure chaos!

#16 Posted by Atwa (562 posts) -

That Far Cry 3 piss is terrifying.

#17 Posted by AlwaysBeClothing (1422 posts) -

WOW is saying SHOW ME YOUR RAGE followed by LAUGH WITH ME

#18 Posted by wumbo3000 (904 posts) -

Is that last screen shot real? It looks photoshopped.

#19 Posted by WMWA (1159 posts) -

These are great

#20 Posted by charlie_victor_bravo (869 posts) -
That could be painfull to smugle

If you think about it, THAT is the only place she could store it...

"Get away, pervert!"

Everybody in the Two Worlds 2 is commenting about smells which is odd for video games.

#21 Posted by Red12b (9044 posts) -

@Rorie:

I'm a love slut, said it to Brad Muir, now i'll say it to you, love you Rorie

#22 Posted by Phatmac (5686 posts) -

Puppies! In war! Yay!

#23 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6375 posts) -

SPAM

#24 Posted by AlexW00d (6057 posts) -

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

#25 Posted by Beomoose (667 posts) -

That horse needs a "GRAVITY DON'T CARE" shirt.

#26 Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

@IAmNotBatman: It's WoW, but I'm in a raid. I hadn't set up my raid UI, so it was a lot of weird UI elements, and I was a melee character fighting a huge boss called the Sha of Anger. Basically that's all you see if you're a melee character:

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#27 Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

@AlexW00d said:

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

That's amazing also because it looks like Nic Cage eyes.

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#28 Posted by Milkman (16218 posts) -

@Rorie: What did you think of Mists of Pandaria?

#29 Posted by beeftothetaco (418 posts) -

@AlexW00d said:

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

This is great. They almost looks like Jeff's eyes.

#30 Posted by Christoffer (1645 posts) -

Thanks, Rorie. Just like the last and most important shots in X-com, you are Missed!

#31 Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

@Milkman: Maybe you'll see when my end-of-year list goes live!

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#32 Posted by Pepsiman (2449 posts) -

My copy of TF2 had the textures wig out something fierce earlier this year during a round of Mann vs. Machine with my friends. The game was still playable, but it visually turned the whole "game as art" argument on its head, to say the least. I also only got around to playing Saints Row The Third this past summer, having been away from my desktop rig while living in Japan for the past year. Suffice it to say that dumb moments aplomb were had.

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#34 Posted by FesteringNeon (2153 posts) -

Goddamnit Rorie, I send you a FB request, and here you go sportin' this socializing in my face, and not add me. :/

#35 Edited by erichr (58 posts) -

We miss you Rorie!

Sometimes the Empire AI totally freaks out and clusters units super weird
#36 Posted by DeF (4688 posts) -

@Rorie said:

I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.

Rorie, I thought of you when I took that exact same screenshot months ago :-D

http://www.giantbomb.com/pc/60-94/pc-screenshot-thread/35-505298/?page=74

#37 Posted by AlexW00d (6057 posts) -
@Rorie

@AlexW00d said:

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

That's amazing also because it looks like Nic Cage eyes.

Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.
#38 Posted by newhaap (409 posts) -

Even my horse is looking at me like "Whaaat is going oonn??"

#39 Posted by Rorie (2087 posts) -

@ThePaleKing said:

what the eff....

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#40 Posted by Abendlaender (2596 posts) -

I think I'll call this "Précision"

Or maybe "LOL guyz look at the dude and where he landed XDXDXD"

#41 Posted by Christoffer (1645 posts) -

Focus on the junk. Notice the genital triangle.

#42 Posted by shinboy630 (1116 posts) -
Guild Wars 2 forgot how to physics when I died.
#43 Posted by SuperWristBands (2265 posts) -

@Christoffer: What an odd time to praise the sun. I think he might be totally into it.

#44 Posted by Gamer_152 (13970 posts) -

Yep, those are some dumb screenshots, good stuff. The amazing thing about the World of Warcraft one is that a lot of dedicated players of the game go out of their way to make their UI look not too unlike that.

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#45 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5117 posts) -

I actually thought about Rorie when I saw that room in Spec-Ops