2012: A Year Of Dumb Screenshots

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I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

Uh...
Uh...
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
*points to schlong*
*points to schlong*
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say "MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
...I spoke too soon.
...I spoke too soon.
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#1  Edited By rorie

I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

Uh...
Uh...
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
I think Kingdoms of Amalur forgot something when rendering out my character.
*points to schlong*
*points to schlong*
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
Yeah, I'll get right on that...wait, what did you say?
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say
I think I speak for every BL2 gambler when I say "MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
The sensual experience that is homoerotic affection apparently doesn't make these guys aim any better.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
I mean, seriously now, X-COM. Go to the firing range.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, that APC door? The one right in front of me? That you marked with a big yellow dot, both on the screen and on my minimap? That's the thing I'm supposed to be heading towards? And if I wasn't clear on that, you're going to flash this notice at me every five seconds? Thanks, Far Cry 3, for making me feel like a fucking idiot.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Oh, yeah, feel free to spend your time on watersports simulations instead of making your UI non-horrible.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
Great job making my eyes bleed, Max Payne 3.
...I spoke too soon.
...I spoke too soon.
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#2  Edited By Yummylee

Oh God, it looks like World of Warcraft just threw up on itself.

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#3  Edited By Sarumarine

That last Far Cry 3 screenshot makes me think there should have been a "Best Urination Animation" category versus Sleeping Dogs.

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#4  Edited By IAmNotBatman

What is that last screenshot? Guild Wars 2?

P.S. All character creation tools should have the ability to enable 'headless mode'.

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#5  Edited By NoobSauceG7

Haha that is really funny. I like the dogs in the mansion of Spec Ops: The Line!

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#6  Edited By pbhawks45

RORIE

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#7  Edited By Grillbar

@IAmNotBatman said:

What is that last screenshot? Guild Wars 2?

dont know if yout trying to be funny and i just dont get it or you really dont know. but its wow with a bunch of ui mods. still bit of a clusterfuck

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#8  Edited By csl316

Rorie's secret lair has a similar color scheme to Boogermeister's mansion in Boogerman.
 

 He loves puppies, too!
 He loves puppies, too!
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#9  Edited By Video_Game_King

You wouldn't want me to post me own. I'd destroy this thread with sheer volume alone.

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#10  Edited By zyn

I need to take more screenshots...

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#11  Edited By Grimmy616

Decapitations

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#12  Edited By dazzhardy

This is still my favourite "wait, whats going on" moment from this year, was just strolling around, looking for bandits, when all of a sudden....

 Insert your own Dumbo reference here.
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#13  Edited By Castiel

Rorie!

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#14  Edited By Vexxan

Dat WoW UI.

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#15  Edited By retrovirus

Haha, that WoW one, that's pure chaos!

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#16  Edited By Atwa

That Far Cry 3 piss is terrifying.

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#17  Edited By alwaysbeclothing

WOW is saying SHOW ME YOUR RAGE followed by LAUGH WITH ME

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#18  Edited By wumbo3000

Is that last screen shot real? It looks photoshopped.

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#19  Edited By WMWA

These are great

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That could be painfull to smugle
That could be painfull to smugle

If you think about it, THAT is the only place she could store it...

"Get away, pervert!"

Everybody in the Two Worlds 2 is commenting about smells which is odd for video games.

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#21  Edited By Red12b

@Rorie:

I'm a love slut, said it to Brad Muir, now i'll say it to you, love you Rorie

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#22  Edited By Phatmac

Puppies! In war! Yay!

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#24  Edited By AlexW00d

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

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#25  Edited By beomoose

That horse needs a "GRAVITY DON'T CARE" shirt.

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#26  Edited By rorie

@IAmNotBatman: It's WoW, but I'm in a raid. I hadn't set up my raid UI, so it was a lot of weird UI elements, and I was a melee character fighting a huge boss called the Sha of Anger. Basically that's all you see if you're a melee character:

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#27  Edited By rorie

@AlexW00d said:

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

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That's amazing also because it looks like Nic Cage eyes.

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#28  Edited By Milkman

@Rorie: What did you think of Mists of Pandaria?

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@AlexW00d said:

Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

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This is great. They almost looks like Jeff's eyes.

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#30  Edited By Christoffer

Thanks, Rorie. Just like the last and most important shots in X-com, you are Missed!

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#31  Edited By rorie

@Milkman: Maybe you'll see when my end-of-year list goes live!

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#32  Edited By Pepsiman

My copy of TF2 had the textures wig out something fierce earlier this year during a round of Mann vs. Machine with my friends. The game was still playable, but it visually turned the whole "game as art" argument on its head, to say the least. I also only got around to playing Saints Row The Third this past summer, having been away from my desktop rig while living in Japan for the past year. Suffice it to say that dumb moments aplomb were had.

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#34  Edited By FesteringNeon

Goddamnit Rorie, I send you a FB request, and here you go sportin' this socializing in my face, and not add me. :/

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#35  Edited By erichr

We miss you Rorie!

Sometimes the Empire AI totally freaks out and clusters units super weird
Sometimes the Empire AI totally freaks out and clusters units super weird
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#36  Edited By DeF

@Rorie said:

I take a lot of screens nowadays, mostly because Steam makes it too damn easy to do so. Here's a compilation of the dumbest screenshots I found in my folders this year. Post your own!

The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.
The Spec Ops: The Line soldiers stumble across my secret lair.

Rorie, I thought of you when I took that exact same screenshot months ago :-D

http://www.giantbomb.com/pc/60-94/pc-screenshot-thread/35-505298/?page=74

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#37  Edited By AlexW00d
@Rorie

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Possibly the greatest bug I have ever encountered in a game.

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That's amazing also because it looks like Nic Cage eyes.

Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.
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Even my horse is looking at me like "Whaaat is going oonn??"

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#39  Edited By rorie

@ThePaleKing said:

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what the eff....

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#40  Edited By abendlaender
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I think I'll call this "Précision"

Or maybe "LOL guyz look at the dude and where he landed XDXDXD"

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#41  Edited By Christoffer

Focus on the junk. Notice the genital triangle.

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#42  Edited By shinboy630
Guild Wars 2 forgot how to physics when I died.
Guild Wars 2 forgot how to physics when I died.
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#43  Edited By SuperWristBands

@Christoffer: What an odd time to praise the sun. I think he might be totally into it.

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#44  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Yep, those are some dumb screenshots, good stuff. The amazing thing about the World of Warcraft one is that a lot of dedicated players of the game go out of their way to make their UI look not too unlike that.

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#45  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

I actually thought about Rorie when I saw that room in Spec-Ops